Paps Busted On Brangelina's Holy Land
A couple of paps thought it would be a smart idea to dress in camouflage and sneak on to Brangelina's holy land yesterday afternoon. The idiots were immediately caught by Brangie's security team and they all started fighting. The two paps and two security guards were questioned by police. Both sides filed complaints. A spokesbitch for the police said the injuries weren't major, just scratches and bruises.
The head of Brangie's security team said, "We caught the two and tried to escort them off the property and the guy's just gone beserk, thrashing out, kicking and actually biting one of the security people, breaking his finger, drawing blood and screaming that he had Hepatitis C."
Brangie's security guards were given doctor's notes, giving them four days off of work.
The paps were probably trying to get pictures of the twin messiahs. Brad Pitt has already threatened to sue bitches for publishing pictures of him and his family on their private property in France. If a clear picture of the twin messiahs is published, it could affect Brangie's $11 million deal for the first pictures of the chosen ones.
Security team my ass. Maddox caught them and immediately screamed for Zahara and Pax to come back him up. He didn't call for Shiloh because he always forgets her name. Shit, they all forget her name. The Brangie child army took care of those paps and all was well again.
By the way, you know Jennifer Aniston hired those paps. She's trying to fuck with Saint Angelina's money! Try harder, Jen, try harder!
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Edmond64 on July 25, 2008 - 9:32am.
for a Swiss guy my English is excellent
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I'm sorry, could you repeat that? I keep reading it over and over again but the only thing I hear in my head is:
RICOLAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Bradi - I was waiting for that!
Submitted by Edmond64 on July 25, 2008 - 9:42am.
Can you biotches just keep your comments relevant to the post, or all you can do is a racist raid?
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Racist raid? Is that like a panty raid?
hee hee hee I said panty.
Q: Oh, the Swiss are a separate race?
A: Um, no they are not.
What are they teaching you in those Swiss schools?
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Be kind. Everyone you meet is fighting a great battle. - Philo of Alexandria
Yeah, like Missy said. Man I am having typing issues. Guess it's cause I am a dumb twat and not a sauve Swiss with great grammatical skills.
THE SWISS RACE WILL NOT BE SLAVES TO THE WHITE CHOCOLATE MAN!!!
ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!
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Edmond64 on July 25, 2008 - 9:32am.
for a Swiss guy my English is excellent
- For a Swiss guy, your cheese has one to many holes.
Yodalayheehoo.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Edmond, once againg, YOU BROUGHT IT UP.
Nooone would no your were a Swiss terd if you didn't say it.
Submitted by missy on July 25, 2008 - 12:43pm
I guess i taint as sweet as a should be?
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Submitted by Edmond64 on July 25, 2008 - 11:42am.
Can you biotches just keep your comments relevant to the post
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No.
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_Submitted by Edmond64 on July 25, 2008 - 12:42pm.
Can you biotches just keep your comments relevant to the post, or all you can do is a racist raid?
BEING SWISS IS NOT A RACE!
stoopid!
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I meant "and" but I was laughing to hard.
omg you guys.. funny shit
LOL SUGAR FREE?? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SHIT ALL ABOUT HUH??
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 25, 2008 - 9:40am.
Why can't things ever just go smoothly on a Friday at work?
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I love you, baby,
I ain't gonna lie
Without you, woman,
I just can't be satisfied
'Cause when things go wrong, so wrong with you
It hurts me too.
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Be kind. Everyone you meet is fighting a great battle. - Philo of Alexandria
Can you biotches just keep your comments relevant to the post, or all you can do is a racist raid?
Mrs. K - You are on a roll. Clocks a muesli....
I am dying over here.
LOOK IM SWISS TOO!
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Submitted by Two Drink Min on July 25, 2008 - 9:36am.
Edmond ...oh wait...probably not a problem. You probably have a job at McD's,
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I saw McPork at a McDonald's in Germany, and McBorscht at a McD's in Moscow. I wonder if they have McMuesli at the McD's in Switzerland?
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FUCKING BALLSACK ASSHOLE LICKING TWATFACED WHOREMOUTH CUNTYSHIT.
Why can't things ever just go smoothly on a Friday at work?
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I like to say the eff word.
Submitted by LoLo on July 25, 2008 - 9:36am.
OH WUT WUT!!! SWISS MISS IN THE HOUSE!
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Please let there be jet puffed miniature marshmallows
Oh and BTW way...for an American dudette my Swiss is excellent!!!
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Swiss cheese bitch! ha ha ha ha ha ha
YOU GOT HOLES IN YOUR WORTHLESS CHEESE!
ha ha ha ha shit this is fun!
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OH WUT WUT!!! SWISS MISS IN THE HOUSE!
What up you laderhosen mutha fucka!!!!!!!
Yesterday i was an asian lady boy so sure, we can play Swiis Family Robinson wiff you today.
ha ha ha
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Submitted by Edmond64 on July 25, 2008 - 9:32am.
for a Swiss guy my English is excellent
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For a Swiss guy, yeah, maybe, but for a Dutch guy or a Dane it SUCKS!!!!!
Go back to your clocks and your muesli.
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Edmond - and clearly a gentleman as I have not called you as nasty a name, but I pity any woman who might come near...oh wait...probably not a problem. You probably have a job at McD's, come home and jerk off to Gia and finish the ecstasy with a box of Little Debbies.
Submitted by Imnotme on July 25, 2008 - 11:28am.
OH WOW! This is my first encounter with a Brangeloonie.
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keep your fingers close together and dont let it know youre scared
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I love Fridays off with the Loonies. I get to have my beer and my entertainment.
Speaking of which, anyone check out JJ and how mad they are that Jared posted about the IVF. They went stark raving mad.
Two Drink Min and Mrs. K -
I'm Swiss and for a Swiss guy my English is excellent, you dumb twats.
Submitted by Two Drink Min on July 25, 2008 - 12:26pm.
ImNotMe - he/she/it referred to them as "brangie"
I think we are beyong talking common sense to it.
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That's really sad and kinda frightening. I've never been to Just Jared, is that what it's like?
Edmond, I don't build up a reputation...with who?
I am not in the public eye???
That is the dumbest thing I have heard. Read that statement again. It's not me you are talking about.
I think you know who it is though...:P
Submitted by Stoney on July 25, 2008 - 10:59am.
Edmond, I'd love to help you out. Which way did you come in?
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ROTFLMFAO!
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Edmond - you need to get a grip. You are defending vehemently two people that would wipe their asses with you if they needed a sheet.
So, get over it. You are not a glimmer in their eye.
Um, OK, Edmond, since English is clearly not your first language and you have clearly not yet reached puberty we are going to give you a pass.
Someday you will look back on your celebrity worship and you will cringe.
Trust.
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Mrs. K - I am dying...Ross Dress for Less.
Edmond - go back to school...for spelling.
OH WOW! This is my first encounter with a Brangeloonie.
**getting camera and pepper spray**
ImNotMe - he/she/it referred to them as "brangie"
I think we are beyong talking common sense to it.
Submitted by Edmond64 on July 25, 2008 - 8:21am.
Better hurry over to Ross Dress for Less for your back to school clothes, Edmond.
Enjoy 7th grade!!!!
Oh, and tell that big girl who is a year ahead of you to stop teasing you!!!!
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I USE TO LOVE CELEBRITIES NOW I JUST LOVE TO HATE THEM i don't know about all of you but i hate all 3 of them brad angie and jennifer they can suck a dick and die
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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
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You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that
Submitted by Two Drink Min on July 25, 2008 - 12:14pm.
You asked a question, though not directed at me, most who do charity are offended by these two.
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That is tend to be an epithome of hypocracy!
1. You come here, start to brag about your charity work, when nobody is asking you.
2. You blame other people who do brag about their charity.
3. You are offended by the couple, who are on top of charity 100 in this world? Do you know how many people Brangie is helping? You are offended by that? So your "charity work" is just another phony act of a girl, who doesn't value charity itself at all. You only do it to build up a reputation of a perfect person.
Submitted by Edmond64 on July 25, 2008 - 12:16pm.
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-- Regular "Joes and Janes" are no public persons, who's every step is being watched. Nobody gives a damn about "Joes and Janes". Even when they speak out loud about their charities - NO ONE GIVES A FLYING TURD.
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Yeah, they do. Far more than Brad and Ang.
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-- Are you familiar with words "Protocol und Etiquette"? Every public person is obliged by protocol to make such announcements.
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NO THEY'RE NOT. wtf are you talking about?
Common sense will be wasted on you. You're whack.
Submitted by LoLo on July 25, 2008 - 8:14am.
That's it - nobody ask YOU, I was clearly asking Stock Brokerlina.
LOONIE DUMB DICK ALERT!!!!!!!!
Stock Brokerlina?????
what a ghost from the past you are.
SHUT UP TIMES!!!!!!!
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Shouldn't IT be preparing for IT's second year of college?
Lucky it was scraps and bruises and not bullet holes.. people in camouflage having crept through a private forest and vineyard and sneaking around a private property.. you wouldn't know if they have a camera in their hands or a gun.. or what their intent might be.
I love how they think they can sue..
We know we were found miles inside a clearly marked and known private area of a private property where a family is residing looking for privacy.. but I will sue you for forceably removing my stupid ass.
Submitted by Imnotme on July 25, 2008 - 11:55am.
Edmund, though their motives are debatable, it's obvious that Brad and Ang spend their time and money on charitable causes. But that pales in comparison to the collective efforts of the regular Joes and Janes.
Though they're not obligated, it is far easier for them. That doesn't detract from the differences their making anymore than it does for one of the 'little people' to discuss their charitable efforts.
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-- Regular "Joes and Janes" are no public persons, who's every step is being watched. Nobody gives a damn about "Joes and Janes". Even when they speak out loud about their charities - NO ONE GIVES A FLYING TURD.
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What does detract from their efforts is their air of self importance and egotistical behavior, such as press conferences to announce the birth of their children. Ohhh wait, I bet you think that's the same as sending out birth announcements, my bad.
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-- Are you familiar with words "Protocol und Etiquette"? Every public person is obliged by protocol to make such announcements.
and I happen to think that Stock Broker is one of the wittier characters on this site. We tend to defend our own. Not to mention he's a hot piece.
SO SHOVE IT EDMOND.
Edmond, grow up. I was making a point. Most of us do charitable work and don't call the paps in to save our image. We don't do it to save our past sins. We do it cause it's needed.
Like I said. You asked a question, though not directed at me, most who do charity are offended by these two. Besides, you make fun of everyone else for not doing as much. How do you know that are not just being quiet about it???
So, who is your hypocrite now???
That's it - nobody ask YOU, I was clearly asking Stock Brokerlina.
LOONIE DUMB DICK ALERT!!!!!!!!
Stock Brokerlina?????
what a ghost from the past you are.
SHUT UP TIMES!!!!!!!
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Two Drink Min on July 25, 2008 - 11:46am.
Edmond - no, actually, wouldn't have been brought up at all if you didn't make it an issue?? You ask a question, it's usually cause you want an answer. Or are you just that...oh nevermind.
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That's it - nobody ask YOU, I was clearly asking Stock Brokerlina. You just came here out of the blue and started to brag about your charity. You still do. Then you blame people, which in your opinion, do the same. I love hypocricy. You'll never know when will it trap you.
Oh fuck me gently with a chain saw. Another bleeding heart fucking loonie????????
*prepares foil cap*
*grabs anti troll spray*
*pops 8 fukitols*
Ok, I think I'm ready.
Submitted by Edmond64 on July 25, 2008 - 11:55am
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The fact that you call them "Brangie" answers soooo many questions for me. The fact of the matter is must of don't do the humanitarian work we do and call in paps to shoot it. These were very clear shoots, not a tele lense, but up close. I smells of "look what I am doing, see, I am good now, I am doing good". I think we most of us agreed we liked her better when she stood true to herself and was a knife bearing, cutting, blood sporting, brother-kissing freak. Look up the definiton of huminatarian. It is for the most part to be a selfless act, but most of us don't do it to change some public image we dished out or to change the fact that we have wronged many and probably still will.
Edmond, I'd love to help you out. Which way did you come in?
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Edmund, though their motives are debatable, it's obvious that Brad and Ang spend their time and money on charitable causes. But that pales in comparison to the collective efforts of the regular Joes and Janes.
Though they're not obligated, it is far easier for them. That doesn't detract from the differences their making anymore than it does for one of the 'little people' to discuss their charitable efforts.
What does detract from their efforts is their air of self importance and egotistical behavior, such as press conferences to announce the birth of their children. Ohhh wait, I bet you think that's the same as sending out birth announcements, my bad.
Submitted by Two Drink Min on July 25, 2008 - 11:49am.
and you didn't see the paps getting a beat down for taking pics of her so-called charity work, now did you??? She picks and gets paid for what she wants to be seen. So naive. I really hate when high school is out.
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Brangie already did charity, when they left those paps alive. Paps have violated the property privacy and must have been SHOT. At least what I'm doing with my property violators.
and YOU are talking about naivity?