Paps Busted On Brangelina's Holy Land
A couple of paps thought it would be a smart idea to dress in camouflage and sneak on to Brangelina's holy land yesterday afternoon. The idiots were immediately caught by Brangie's security team and they all started fighting. The two paps and two security guards were questioned by police. Both sides filed complaints. A spokesbitch for the police said the injuries weren't major, just scratches and bruises.
The head of Brangie's security team said, "We caught the two and tried to escort them off the property and the guy's just gone beserk, thrashing out, kicking and actually biting one of the security people, breaking his finger, drawing blood and screaming that he had Hepatitis C."
Brangie's security guards were given doctor's notes, giving them four days off of work.
The paps were probably trying to get pictures of the twin messiahs. Brad Pitt has already threatened to sue bitches for publishing pictures of him and his family on their private property in France. If a clear picture of the twin messiahs is published, it could affect Brangie's $11 million deal for the first pictures of the chosen ones.
Security team my ass. Maddox caught them and immediately screamed for Zahara and Pax to come back him up. He didn't call for Shiloh because he always forgets her name. Shit, they all forget her name. The Brangie child army took care of those paps and all was well again.
By the way, you know Jennifer Aniston hired those paps. She's trying to fuck with Saint Angelina's money! Try harder, Jen, try harder!
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Three Swisss
A DOLLAR
Talk about the brangie and this freak will HOLLA!
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I think MK should delcare this Everyone is Swiss today.
Submitted by LoLo on July 25, 2008 - 10:13am.
I think im turning Swissanese
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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I think im turning Swissanese
I think im turning Swissanese
I really think so!
I made a swiss rap for you!
YO! Yo! check it!
I gots holes in my cheese
i gots cheese in my leaderhosen
I started a fight in thread about kids whose sex was chosen
Im a mad maw fucka
SO BITCH PLEASE
Dont slam me for my race
Ill spit HWAT CHOCOLATE IN YOU FACE!
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Submitted by Two Drink Min on July 25, 2008 - 10:03am.
Karen Flatts - hilarious.
You guys are so funny.
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Right back at you, TDM. However, when they make it so easy to make fun of them, it's almost like taking candy from a baby. Oh well, like my Pappy used to say, Mental Illness is FUN!
that is true Mrs. K. I refuse to believe that there is conflict in Iraq, until People confirms it. Until then, its merely a tabloid rumor.
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Lolo - I just saw your av - lol
Submitted by idiots drive me loco on July 25, 2008 - 10:05am.
PULITZER PRIZE WINNING journalists that the WSJ or NYT can be envious of.
and don't you forget it, Siostra
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*skips in*
Oh fuck.
*slams door*
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"When you look up at the sky at night, since I'll be living on one of them, since I'll be laughing on one of them, for you, it'll be as if all the stars are laughing."
Submitted by Two Drink Min on July 25, 2008 - 1:07pm.
Lolo - fantastic translation!!! I didn't know you spoke Swiss
Oh i do speak Swissanese! But only on my "heavy flow" days.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on July 25, 2008 - 8:47am.
Edmond64 on July 25, 2008 - 9:32am.
for a Swiss guy my English is excellent
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I'm sorry, could you repeat that? I keep reading it over and over again but the only thing I hear in my head is:
RICOLAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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OMFG! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *tries to breathe* HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*hyperventalates*
Interesting factoid: there is a town in Switzerland that doesn't allow women to vote. What a progressive place.
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Lolo - fantastic translation!!! I didn't know you spoke Swiss...
MODERATE? Ahahahahahahaha!!
we "welcome" the freedom of exchange of ideas, even from total asshats. It keeps us entertained. Unlike the gestapo known as JJ.
Idiots Drive me, didnt you get the memo? All the news outlets get their info from Jast Jared. True story! A JJer told me so.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
_Submitted by Kizzy on July 25, 2008 - 1:03pm.
YOU RAWK!
*bumps titties with yew*
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This hypocrasy has been an episiotomy of the Engrish linguisticals!
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@KarenFlatts-- Oh yes, can't forget that!!!
High Five, fistbump, 3 snaps up in the Z formation!!
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I thought we came here to mock the skeleton with anus lips and her little lap dog with the bad weave. I mean, its not like MK is a reliable source like fucking PEOPLE magazine, which of course, is full of real journalists that the WSJ or NYT can be envious of.
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@LoLo ----Look at you, opening the Doors of perception...YOU SO RAWK!!!
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Karen Flatts - hilarious.
You guys are so funny.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 25, 2008 - 9:59am.
@Mrs.Kravitz-- High five, fistbump, AND 3 snaps up. (yes, the men on film vid affected me)
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In Z formation, Kizzy. That's the most important part.
Submitted by Edmond64 on July 25, 2008 - 12:26pm.
That is tend to be an epithome of hypocracy!
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No Edmond, this really tend to be an epithome of bad english!
Aw - is Edmond upset that not only are we really not racist, that his beloved JJ is posting the IVF news and thinks he turned on him.
Go hide under your Star Wars sheets and wait til 4, make your mac and cheese dinner then get online to JJB post a fanfic and then go play Dungeons and Dragons until you pass out. Life will be better in the morning. Well..maybe not
Submitted by LoLo on July 25, 2008 - 9:59am.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 25, 2008 - 12:58pm.
oh oh oh i did i did did!!!!
*offers you a piece of swiss cheese*
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Thanks for the Swiss Lolo. It tastes a little BITTER, though. Apparently it hasn't aged well.
People are strange
when they are lonely....
when your straaaaaaaaaaange
faces come out in the rain
*ba da bump*
When your swiiiiiiiiiis!
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 25, 2008 -
You take away all my fatness
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Submitted by Edmond64 on July 25, 2008 - 9:32am.
Two Drink Min and Mrs. K -
I'm Swiss and for a Swiss guy my English is excellent, you dumb twats
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By all means then, starting posting in Swiss. It will be equally as interesting and informative to us as your English posts.
Wait, let me throw out my Swiss to English Translator first. There, you're all set!
Submitted by Edmond64 on July 25, 2008 - 9:52am.
People actually come here to read about
Brangelina.
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Wrong again, my little wienerschnitzel.
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@Mrs.Kravitz-- High five, fistbump, AND 3 snaps up. (yes, the men on film vid affected me)
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Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 25, 2008 - 12:58pm.
oh oh oh i did i did did!!!!
*offers you a piece of swiss cheese*
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my laderhosen is making me thirsty!
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Umm, am I the only one who noticed he referred to Stock Broker as "Stock Brokerlina"? If I recall, that was a joke from some time ago, and SB's name has been changed back. Seems the Loonies are exchanging counter-UNintelligence.
Edmund---You are insulting every person on this earth who has had to suffer the indignity and humilation of racism.
As far as a moderator goes...kish mir in tuches.
What good is sitting alone in your room?
Come hear the music play.
Life is a Cabaret, old chum,
Come to the Cabaret.
Aufedersein, mein herr.
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Two Drink Min on July 25, 2008 - 12:47pm
heehee..
all Edmond had to do is serve up some Hot Chocolate with mini marshmallows and I will not be racist about the Swiss and their lovely banking protocols.
I wish I had enough money for a Swiss bank account.
Tsk tsk Edmond, you need more than a Swiss army knife at this juncture.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
FOR FUCKS SAKE SWISS IS NOT A RACE!
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@edmund64 If there were moderators, they'd have already gotten rid of your ass because they believe in allowing us to select our own douches.
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_Submitted by Edmond64 on July 25, 2008 - 12:52pm.
Too sad no one is moderating this chat, to clean it up from parasites. People actually come here to read about Brangelina
NO THE FUCK THEY DONT THIS IS D_LISTED!
*dials MK*
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 25, 2008 - 12:42pm.
I love you, baby,
I ain't gonna lie
Without you, woman,
I just can't be satisfied
'Cause when things go wrong, so wrong with you
It hurts me too.
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Have I told you lately that I hearts you?
Something something there's no one else above you
You fill my heart with DListed gladness
You take away all my fatness
You ease my lower intestine, that's what you do
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I like to say the eff word.
Oh Edmund, no one gives a fuck. Remember? you're just a regular Yoe.
Submitted by Edmond64 on July 25, 2008 - 12:42pm.
Can you biotches just keep your comments relevant to the post, or all you can do is a racist raid?
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Don't fucking fuck with us today you labia. I swear to Jehovah.
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I like to say the eff word.
Too sad no one is moderating this chat, to clean it up from parasites. People actually come here to read about Brangelina. When dumb sluts are running out of arguments - they slip down to racist jokes. *Sigh* Tschüss alle!
yoddle
yoddle who?
yoddel EY! Thats who!
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Hey Edmond...is that a pistol in your lederhosen or are you just glad to see us?
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Submitted by Kizzy on July 25, 2008 - 9:48am.
high five, biotch!
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@Mrs.Kravitz--- BWAHAHAHAHAHAA!! same thought AGAIN!!
***bowing and genuflecting
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damn you biothches and your rasists thairaides!
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ISMU - I just hit the ground....holy crap...
LOL
Free at last, free at last, thank God almighty the Swiss are free at last!
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Edmond - it would do you wise to know, you pick on one good Dlister, you pick on them all. We WILL pack up against you.
@Edmund64 "racist raid" is that anything like a panty raid? Because I disapprove, you know. I've lost too many favorite draws that way.
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