This Was Supposed To Happen
And they said it wouldn't last. Well, they were fucking right. The hairytale (typo, but it stays) romance of "The Bachelor's" Matt Grant and Shayne Lamas has ended. Even Shauna Sand's exquisite lucite heels could see this coming.
They told People, "We tried hard to make it work but we realized that we were both heading in different directions. We truly care about each other and will remain close friends."
What would be more shocking is if a "Bachelor" couple actually made it past the first year. I blame that fug ass bath puff in Shayne's hair. Anybody who wears a bath puff in their hair has serious emotional problems.
Don't be surprised when ABC announces Shayne as the next "Bachelorette." It's supposed to happen this way. Personally. I'd rather see Shayne's stunning mother, Michele Smith, as the next "Bachelorette."
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LMAO @ angel-i..yes, but don't let that leaf fool you, he is not your friend.. Adults say that leaf will talk you into jumping out of windows as if you can fly. So Watch out! *stares* pfft!
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Submitted by parissuckliteraly on July 25, 2008 - 8:43am.
I think I'll kill myself today. This has nothing to do w/ PSL. Life fucking sucks. Loneliness is the worst in the big world.
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"If we're all alone in this big world, we're all together in that too."
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I like to say the eff word.
It may have been your leaf too. Which I love, btw. I like to believe that it's walking home to ME!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Angel-i.. I noticed that.. lol! I was looking awful brown today, why wouldn't you mistake me for a tree. Honest mistake!
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
@PSL:
Ok. Weird fucking morning.
We JUST covered Internet Suicide 101. Is this a recap?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
haha! funny pow pow Video Game! I'll report, too! *stands against wall w/ gun* Ready, GO!
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
@okie: (sorry, I made you into a tree!)
Why I oughta...! ;P
That was fun tho - it was almost like a video game. LOL!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
I think I'll kill myself today. This has nothing to do w/ PSL. Life fucking sucks. Loneliness is the worst in the big world.
I WIN!
YAY!!!
But wait, her mother is Shauna Sand in ten years? How bizarre!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
She looks sweet, seems I remeber seeing her on a dating site looking for big dick love.. hahah Just kidding Angel-i.. muah!!! I was pretending to be a dating site.. oooooo
Wow, you guys are FAST! But so am I!
MWAHAhAHAHAHA!
ONT: At least they don't have 6 kids.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
I hope you know both you fuckers are reported.
(Haha! One left! I'm winning!)
ONT: Who are these people, one of them is Shauna's daughter???
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Dayum! Cantcha, at least, say FRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIST!!!! ??
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.