This Was Supposed To Happen
And they said it wouldn't last. Well, they were fucking right. The hairytale (typo, but it stays) romance of "The Bachelor's" Matt Grant and Shayne Lamas has ended. Even Shauna Sand's exquisite lucite heels could see this coming.
They told People, "We tried hard to make it work but we realized that we were both heading in different directions. We truly care about each other and will remain close friends."
What would be more shocking is if a "Bachelor" couple actually made it past the first year. I blame that fug ass bath puff in Shayne's hair. Anybody who wears a bath puff in their hair has serious emotional problems.
Don't be surprised when ABC announces Shayne as the next "Bachelorette." It's supposed to happen this way. Personally. I'd rather see Shayne's stunning mother, Michele Smith, as the next "Bachelorette."
i guess he isnt getting his green card... ❤
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i'm very afraid... seriously.
well, not really. ☮
I spoke to Shauna Sands exquisite lucite heels last night and they totally saw it coming!
Exquisite Lucite Heel Fan from Scotland x
Do you think the surgeon got confused and did Michele's lips backwards? I thought your bottom lip was supposed to be bigger than the top...
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
She's a big fat turd. Even Tila Tequila wouldn't do her. Fatty Fatty Fatso.
They were acting like they could not stand each other
in the After the Rose Show. I saw this coming I was just wondering when they were going to announce it.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 25, 2008 - 10:57am.
LCT / Okie,
Why does LCT think that I find the guy with the British accent hot? Cuz he has an accent!!!
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I still have no clue what you're talking about... are you sure it was me that said it??
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I like to say the eff word.
When Sauna Sand becomes single she should be the next bachelorette.
The C word,
Oh I know, very lucky! His first show sold out so quickly he added another one for later in the night. It sold out instantly as well. Funny, funny man.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
LCT / Okie,
Why does LCT think that I find the guy with the British accent hot? Cuz he has an accent!!!
Okie,
Hand over the blunt. You will get it back when class is over.
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Catholicism still has the fire and brimstone "boom boom boom boom 'Row you bastards!'"
Submitted by EastEndGirl on July 25, 2008 - 10:23am.
We had to watch he dvd 4 times because we kept missing parts due to extreme laughter and peeing in our pants.
Also saw him live, he is fricking awesome.
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Hi EEG - same here!
A friend had loaned me a downloaded copy and I felt SO guilty at the end when he says, "And don't you fuckers download this for free." (of course that was after I had finished laughing)!
You're lucky to have seen him - I've tried on multiple occasions but can never get tickets. Last I heard, he was in L.A. filming a pilot for a sitcom - hope it's somewhat decent.
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
What is this shit about remaining "close friends"? I want a statement that says, "We can't stand each other and plan on waging war with small nuclear arms until one or both of us is maimed for life."
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Wilson: "When you care about someone ..."
House: "You LIE to them!"
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 25, 2008 - 10:18am.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 25, 2008 - 9:05am.
LCT,
Why on earth would i think that???
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Think what?
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I read this earlier, and thought the same thing.. 'think waht?'.. lol
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Submitted by The C word on July 25, 2008 - 7:10am.
We had to watch he dvd 4 times because we kept missing parts due to extreme laughter and peeing in our pants.
Also saw him live, he is fricking awesome.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Submitted by Clarisse on July 25, 2008 - 9:05am.
LCT,
Why on earth would i think that???
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Think what?
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I like to say the eff word.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 25, 2008 - 10:02am.
The C Word!
That was funny as hell!
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Looove Russell Peters...would highly recommend his dvd special, 'Outsourced'. :)
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
The C Word!
That was funny as hell!
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“Ctrl+P” print! “Ctrl+P” print! “Ctrl+P” print!
I hated this bitch. She was so stupid and entitled. She's sorely mistaken if she thinks she's going to become a respected actress in Hollywood. She's not even hot enough to be like a Carmen Electra-type of actress.
And the fact that Matt picked her was ridiculous. I couldn't believe that his British family liked her - I refuse to believe it. She was this dumb cackling idiot that people were laughing AT and not WITH and yet...he picks her. Typical.
Manimal.. Awe, that was funny, but awe!
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On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Submitted by parissuckliteraly on July 25, 2008 - 8:43am.
I think I'll kill myself today. This has nothing to do w/ PSL. Life fucking sucks. Loneliness is the worst in the big world.
You should register as Lifesucksliterally.
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c-word, thanks for the clip! that was awesome.. yeah its true, the "sucker-for-accents" thing isnt really all-inclusinve I guess!! haha!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
clarisse, Aw shucks.. *swirls foot in dirt* Glad I don't need this accent anymore, Actually I just burnt my tongue on hot chocolate this morning, and used it to my advantage.. Getting into panties.. muah
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On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Surprise, surprise.
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Lorenzo Lamas has a type, doesn't he? DSL, that is.
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“She just clicked into that gear that only a woman has. We went from dead tired to a really steadfast, ‘Let’s handle this… let’s stay in the rhythm. Don’t let the contraction be more than you.’”
Missy!
Oh thank god i am not alone!! Yeah, Scottish, Irish or British, pants off before they even say please.
Okie,
You don't need an accent you hot little tart!
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“Ctrl+P” print! “Ctrl+P” print! “Ctrl+P” print!
@missy, okie, and Clarisse:
Your convo reminded me of a bit comedian Russell Peters does on Indian accents:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=setLfUYi8cc
OnT: Please let this be the last season.
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
Clarisse Im a sucker for an accent too. british, irish, italian, french, even scottish... european boys = YUM!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Clarisse, Now you stay there until Elb shows up *said in british accent* oew.. How'd ya like that.. I was firm, and had an accent..
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On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Okie,
I know!! It's pathetic!
Show me a bald huntchback dwarf with a lazy eye and over-bite and i'd still think he was hot if he spoke with a posh British accent!
*hangs head in shame*
*waits in corner for El B.*
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tanks, Missy..*pouts* bladder feews better now.. *pouts some more*
*points* You hear that you fucking piece of shit bladder, Missy said quiet down! Damn!
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On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
*patting okies bladder*
aw, quiet down lil bladder
:p
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Shame Shame, Everyone Knows Clarisse's name!
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On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
@ Clarisse. Oooo..you made me look at him.
He has nice lips.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Missy, I know.. Gah! I should have gotten a coffee, but that makes me bladder hurt worse, cause at night time, I'm too lazy,aka,high to get up and go pee.. Poor sore bladder! *pats it*
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On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
*clears throat*
I, um, i think this Matt, is, uh, kinda hot...
LCT,
Why on earth would i think that???
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“Ctrl+P” print! “Ctrl+P” print! “Ctrl+P” print!
damn okie, this whole "work" thing is really fucking with our free time!! BULLSHIT!!! DONT THEY KNOW ITS SUMMER?? sheesh!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Miiiisssy! *cough* I'm so fucked up from last night, I can barely keep my eyes open. I had to open th office, and close it! What a bitch.
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On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Submitted by oklahoma on July 25, 2008 - 8:57am.
What up, CWord! You look naughty today.. You know what we do to naughty CWords, don't you? ooooh, I hope you know, then tell me, cause I really have no clue!!
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Thanks okie, I was feeling a little 'saucy' today!
Hoping I'll get a least a little tickle or two...if I'm lucky, maybe a digit will slip! :D
OnT: Shocking, what with the record of success from these shows.
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
Angel_i.. Omg that is genius! Hells yeah, if you get stranded, and smoke while on the side of the road.. You'll starve to death! *curls up in corner* That is scary stuff.. Thank you for opening my eyes to that!
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On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
O My Gah.Becky! I was reading that Sienna Miller thread and ths person posted about Siennas vagina being like a silky glove.. I almost fucking died.. it was really gross..
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On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
And just recently they mugged it up on TV (Bachelor: Where are they Now) saying how happy, engaged and still together they were. Yeah, I just saw that about 3 weeks ago! All of a sudden they are moving in different directions? When he proposed to her didn't they discuss where they both want to be in the future? DON'T PROPOSE TO SOMEONE UNLESS YOU KNOW THEY ARE ABSOLUTELY ON THE SAME PAGE! Well, atleast Trista and Ryan took it seriously. I knew this Lamas chic was just looking for publicity. She calls herself an actress and yet I've never seen her act in anything... not even a commercial! Does she act in theatre or in other countries? cause she's a nobody here in the US.
yay! the bachelor thread turned into a weed thread!!
love you sluts!! morning all!! happy friday!_____________________________________________
Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
@okie:
LOL! Actually, there is this ancient Japanese manual somewhere and it talks about all the uses of *ahem* hemp. And when it talks about smoking it the major warning is about your rations. If you're travelling, to be careful not to eat up all your rations when you smoke. LOL! I have to find that again...
ONT: *yawn!*
PS. Hi, C Word! I wonder what that's all about...and why they picked on PSL...? Hmmm...
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
I'm so fricking shocked.
YAWN.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
What up, CWord! You look naughty today.. You know what we do to naughty CWords, don't you? ooooh, I hope you know, then tell me, cause I really have no clue!!
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On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
dont forget about that one bachelor couple (the lady with the huge forehead and the hot fireman) who are not only together for several years, married, and have a baby now.
they're such a cute family. the rest of the people have all been sluts and douchebags looking for hollywood fame.
Angel-i.. OMG, What a relief.. I thought that lil green hipster only said that shit to me.. whew! *shoves fries in mouth*
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On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 25, 2008 - 8:54am.
Submitted by The C word on July 25, 2008 - 8:52am.
Pretty sure that's not the 'real' PSL (parissucksliterally vs. parissuckliteraly)...
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Whoops! Didn't read that closely. Carry on, PSL.
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Hi LCT and everyone else (forgive my bad manners)!
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
@Okie:
Funny cuz I always thought it was saying:
Open the window, stoner. And eat some fries.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Submitted by The C word on July 25, 2008 - 8:52am.
Pretty sure that's not the 'real' PSL (parissucksliterally vs. parissuckliteraly)...
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Whoops! Didn't read that closely. Carry on, PSL.
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I like to say the eff word.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 25, 2008 - 8:49am.
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Pretty sure that's not the 'real' PSL (parissucksliterally vs. parissuckliteraly)...
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.