Dreamy Wants To Lick You
This picture will be coming to bed with me tonight. Sit and spin! I'll get paper cuts on my ass lips, but it's worth it. Anyway, let's crawl out of the gutter now, shall we? Well, we'll crawl out of the gutter and then crawl right back in, because this is a story about Dreamboat Doherty.
Dreamboat actually showed up to court today to face charges for assaulting a pap last summer. The pap, Catherine Mead, was following his crackie ass around when Dreamy stopped her and asked, "Why have you been following me around all day, why don’t you come and introduce yourselves?" Instead of fainting from being so close to Dreamy's intense hotness, the dumb bitch kept taking pictures, so he grabbed her camera and broke it.
Dreamy pleaded guilty, the court accepted his plea and ordered him to pay a $2,000 fine. $1,800 goes to the pap for her busted camera. $200 goes to the court for fees.
He told reporters outside of court, "Yeah, it was OK today. It should have been sorted out ages ago, to be honest." He went on to say, "Michael K, will you marry me?" I wish. I'd pay all his court fees and even clean the crackie jam out of his toes....with my tongue.
The dumb bitch pap probably thinks Dreamboat is really going to pay her $1,800 for her stupid camera. Even if he had that kind of money, he wouldn't give it to her annoying ass. He would smoke, smoke, smoke it up!
Wenn
ew i feel dirty
Well, there goes my appetite for the next decade or so.
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Hell is full of ten-year-olds who wanted exactly the same thing!
I'm sorry. I don't mean to be a cock or anything, but can we PLEASE cease with the vomitous Dreamy photos. I literally have to cover the screen with my hand when he pops up. He makes my stomach lurch.
This last one is grosser than gross, as we used to say. Isn't there someone else to obsess on? Someone less disgusting? How about Flava Flav. I can't believe I just said that, but that's how vile this dude is!!!
That is all.
Lick away, you thick, thick, thiiick tongued whore!!
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
what grosses me out about this guy are his dirty fingernails. EVERY SINGLE PHOTO I've seen of him he has filthy hands and fingers....I won't even go into his disgusting mess of a mouth...those teeth *shudders*
Pow pow! O - he's gentle alright. He's like a little mewling lamb. Well, that's how he smells anyway.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
He looks like he needs a REALLY good soak, and I've never heard his music....but if what he's saying is true about the pap, then good for him, she asked for it.
I can't even imagine having someone following me around all friggin' day taking pics of me just to make a buck. I'd go nuts.
www.myspace.com/mle62
LMAO @ Smoke, smoke, smoke it up! Those really seem like good times. I love the way he talks, or uses his words actually.. Funny times!
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
MK, please take this pic off it is making sick. That guy is fucking nasty.
do u see what I see kids?
sure u do. that's right.
a poet!
and not just ANY poet.
the brown saucy pinnacle of British literary culture.
very proud of ya!
He has what in layman's terms is called Geographic Tongue. That is where you have denuded patches on your tongue. The patches actually change and move around, so that is why it is called Geographic tongue. We don't know why it happens and it is harmless, except for the fact that it can be irritated by things like spicy foods....and probably crack smoke.... There isn't any cure.
Julie the Dental Hygienist
Submitted by wiggwearer on July 25, 2008 - 6:37am.
funny, i didn't mention if he fed his kittens crack... i just asked if YOU didn't like kittens
*edited*... go ahead, take another hour to respond... i'll wait
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"If heat rises, Heaven may be hotter than Hell."
he loves his kittens. he did not feed them crack, that was a lie. Fact.
Submitted by wiggwearer on July 25, 2008 - 5:24am.
He's actually amazing
let me guess... you don't like kittens?
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"If heat rises, Heaven may be hotter than Hell."
Love him.
Urgh to ignorant people who only know him through what the tabloids write about him. He's actually amazing.
yep, he's still a disgusting, useless waste of time and space... but at least he's high.. good for him
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"If heat rises, Heaven may be hotter than Hell."
I heard he has a profile on the site crackconnection.com I wonder what he was doing there?
Such a cuttie. His photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site ******M e e t i n g W e a l t h y.c o m*****last week. It is said he is already in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now. ?☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆???☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
This piece of yuck (words fail!) will probably live to be 100 and have the last laugh on everyone.
I thank God an ocean and half a continent stand between me and him. Sorry, i know that's not very nice. He just seriously creeps me out.
Is Dreamy interested in Chinese girls? I saw his profile on http://www.chinaspouses.com yesterday! It is a site for dating Chinese girls and finding a Chinese wife! woOw...
this idiot is a waste of fucking space! his music sucks too.
nice crack powder on your lips.
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it's a fuckin jungle out there
I've seen a better looking tongue on road kill.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
no cokey booger visible today.
always a plus.
Adorable as usual. Love him.
His ugly puss is the thing nightmares are made of. I can smell him through my computer monitor!
Nasty, nasty, nasty...and the third thumbnail with Petey's knuckle buried up his nostril...kuh-laaasy! NOT!
oh mk...
I just woke up from a nap,
and this "delightful" mug of pete
made me wish to sleep forever!
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"Stanley, that better be me you're having sex with"
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This is how you get gonorrhea of the mouth! EWW!!!
Your face!
ESE? TV?
Tongues are always OT!
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
Dreamboat, shauna and coco are like an antedote for brangelina
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Carti,
Come to the Pete Thread and meet ESE. He is our resident Pork Pie wearing **ahem** gentleman. ((with the liver of a 31 yr old))
ESE,
Meet Cartimandua! ps. I played the lottery so that I can win and give you all the open bars you want...
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 24, 2008 - 9:16pm.
drinking contest?!... i'm there, and i'm in it to win it!
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"Said, oh god, you gotta help me a little bit.
You've got to have a relief file for me."
@EveryStrangersEyes,
That was excatly my thought ESE! I saw you were staging a whore off. May I suggest a stage three drinking contest? That will separate the girls from the squatters asap.
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
SONOFA!... this is going to be the last post of the day, isn't it?!?!
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"Said, oh god, you gotta help me a little bit.
You've got to have a relief file for me."
I wouldn't touch him, but he seems like he'd be fun to get drunk with.
He's been attacked by methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus, or MRSA.
Yucky.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Pass.
He would probably not be bad looking at all if he completely cleaned up his act and stopped the drugging and drinking, bathed and fixed his teeth a little.
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On a train to another universe
www.myspace.com/dreamhypnotique
AIM dreamhypnotique
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 24, 2008 - 7:23pm.
Submitted by Leatherette on July 24, 2008 - 7:05pm.
OHMYFUCK! He's Einstein's long-lost greatgreatgrandlovechild LOOK:
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I think I can speak for everyone when I say DON'T SCARE US LIKE THAT.
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it's JUST THE FACTS, ma'am!!
I'd take his crack tongue over one of his snot rockets any day.
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I like to say the eff word.
Submitted by Leatherette on July 24, 2008 - 7:05pm.
OHMYFUCK! He's Einstein's long-lost greatgreatgrandlovechild LOOK:
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I think I can speak for everyone when I say DON'T SCARE US LIKE THAT.
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I like to say the eff word.
OHMYFUCK! He's Einstein's long-lost greatgreatgrandlovechild LOOK:
http://www.public.asu.edu/~jmlynch/273/images/050405_einstein_tongue.wid...
&ditto with the american apparel ad.
"because life isn't black &white"
www.thegreylist.com
he's so fucking dirty but i'd still hit
:(
George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
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You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that
Papercuts on your ass, MK? LOL!
O no...*I* was just about to say that I always like his cute little poses. I don't want to seem him all close but his thumbs are ALWAYS cute. He's like one of those boys from an old British story....
I said: O no because I see I'm not the only one going soft. Crack kills, y'all. Keep it real;)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
I've always liked the way he dresses, even if he is a tad on the dirty side.
A few nights ago I had a dream that MK was actually an effeminate black man, and he had written a children's book.
He can look as hoodrat as he pleases, I'll still listen to his music.