Kim Porter Better Have Something To Say About This

This is the most beautiful metisse girl in show business.

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doesn't she have a song called "you and Me" her voice sounds more electronically altered than Paris Hilton's!!!

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Submitted by Euphoria on July 24, 2008 - 4:14pm.
Submitted by zomay on July 24, 2008 - 5:11pm.
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I've always heard that 7 consecutive years of cohabitation = common law marriage (and rights to go with it)

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There is no common law marriage in New York State.

As for Diddy. There have been rumors that these 2 have been dating since he was with Kim -- I do think this asshole will NOT marry. He does not love anything but his own reflection in the mirror -- which tells you he is a dumb fuck -- cause that ain't a pretty face.

There was talk last year of her getting fired from bad boy records , she is a one hit wonder her only mayor hit was me & you and that was like two years( I think) ago

Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus

is he hotter than hell in that coat or is she cold because she insists on being fashionable?

Getting married = commitment ceremony a la Eddie Murphy

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Can you imagine being a gay guy going to meet a guy off of craigslist and when you get there, its diddy? You're standing there shocked, and he's all "Yea, it's P. Diddy. Haha. Bad boy baby. Yea. Uh-huh, uh-huh."

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I don't think Csssie is that stupid. She may not be the best singer, but she IS gorgeous, been modeling for years, you don't hear about her having tantrums and stuff....I think she'll be able to make her own money without popping out a lil Diddy and if she sticks with her producer Ryan Leslie she'll probably be able to make a hit every so often in a JLo "can't sing but I'm hot" kind of way.

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hot damn, ho, here we go again.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 24, 2008 - 5:07pm.
zomay, Kim Porter is already getting a ton of money...I have no pity for her- she took this dumbass schmuck back after he publicly cheated on her time and time again...

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This is nothing but pure comedy. He probably thinks she's actually "in love" with him and not his money or fame. Cute.
She is a successful graduate of the heather mills celebutard ho gold digger academy and in six months she'll be taking his ass to the cleaners.

The legal battle will keep us in posts for months if not years to come.
They need to make this shit into a reality show.
It's already got all the class of one.

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typical man. nothing new. PDid should be drawn and quatered.
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Can we make it a rule that if MK is going to do a Diddy post, he has to mention Diddy's exquisite and stunningly beautiful mother, Janice Combs?

Diddy is a horse and Cassie is an industry ho and a horrible singer. No one give's a rats ass so go get married and disappear. That will be all, thank you.

Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 24, 2008 - 5:05pm.
Everyone in the industry knows this skank got her contract in the first place by pretending to fuck him.

Puffy likes dicky.

This bears repeating multiple times Breakdown...she's an atrocious "singer"

I feel a blog chock full o' caps coming on....

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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
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I’m trying to correct this.

nobody is watching black in america on cnn i c .. but this is very simple, he's suffering from that 'i've been ugly all my life and my mouth can't close so now that i have money i'm going to show them and marry a light pretty thing and have at least one light brown pretty natural born child, plus, i'm kinda gay and she is a good beard' or something like that, any psychiatrist wanna help me out here?

Everyone in the industry knows this skank got her contract in the first place by pretending to fuck him.

Puffy likes dicky.

'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston

I don't know what to say except he's a complete asshole.

I'd marry his ugly hack ass for the money. But, I couldn't have one of his ugly babies.
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I'd like to see a cage match between his and mariah's egos! Can you imagine it?? The crater that beat down would create might level a city!! LOL!!!

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Psh, this is going to be a total Mariah Carey situation. That girl is not going to maintain interest in being married to him any longer than two years. Moron.

Submitted by Euphoria on July 24, 2008 - 4:30pm.
self-awareness doesnt seem to be a strong attribute for Diddle

She chrazzzzzzzy

That asshole is so dumb. I know he has $$$ but why would you keep having babies with someone who doesn't want to marry you? WEll you don't need to get married but than the dimwit turns around and wants to marry some 21 year old slut. P. Diddy knows diddley squat about relationships, he'll probably not marry anyone of these hos.

Your face!

Physiologically he's one rung below australopitchecus

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all his money and he hasn't fixed his stupid looking mouth
I'm surprised he can talk out of that thing

You would think with all his millions, he would visit an otolaryngologist and get his nose/mouth breathing problem fixed. The way he walks around slack-jawwed, breathing through his mouth with his tongue half-protruding makes him look stoopid. But there's no cure for ugly and skanky, so he'll have to live with that.

Submitted by Sheeps on July 24, 2008 - 5:24pm.

Here's a not-so-hot pic of Kim Porter:
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.aolcdn.com/ch_bv/kim-port...
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That's a man, baby.

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I like to say the eff word.

I don't feel too sorry for Kim Porter. She kept having kids with him out of wedlock. She couldn't close the deal.

And until he actually marries Cassie, I won't believe it.

Um, I thought these fools were over last week.

Submitted by Euphoria on July 24, 2008 - 2:25pm.

LOL
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Plus if your partner shave too you can oil your asses up and play slip and slide with your wang and your connie chung hole.

Diddy's "intended" is beautiful...but she's obviously young, dumb, he's promised to make her a star, has low self-esteem, he's promised to make her a star, she's star struck, wants the money, oh, and he's promised to make her a star.

Here's a not-so-hot pic of Kim Porter:
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.aolcdn.com/ch_bv/kim-port...

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“We found a great rhythm. Contractions started kicking in. I sat there with her, right between her legs. We got tribal on it, we danced to it! I was DJ-ing this Brazilian music. No painkiller, let’s go."

Damn y'all! Apparently aliens are for reals! Check it:

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,,24069817-5001021,00.html

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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"

BRADIFUL BITCH on July 24, 2008 - 2:19pm.

......These two being as high profile as they are, Kim will get a substantial/astronomical settlement.
Plus she has ALL the goods on him, I'm sure his "other gf's" past and present fear her for that alone.

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SOOOO true. Can't imagine being on a date with ths guy and Kim calls on the cell. In the back of my head, I would be thinking she is always going to be in his life. This guy wants a harem.

Submitted by Parker on July 24, 2008 - 2:22pm.
Cassandra Ventura?! That sounds like one of my friend's made-up porn name. (Ya'll have a porn name, right?)
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Buck Naked.

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Plus if your partner shave too you can oil your asses up and play slip and slide with your wang and your connie chung hole.

Submitted by angry mom on July 24, 2008 - 2:20pm.
ahh, I see Mrs. k is far more precise than I could ever try to be :)

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copy and paste, my love!!
I t'aint that smart.

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Plus if your partner shave too you can oil your asses up and play slip and slide with your wang and your connie chung hole.

Diddy is all the proof the world needs that money can buy you love.

Cassandra Ventura?! That sounds like one of my friend's made-up porn name. (Ya'll have a porn name, right?) :) Anyhooos... Kim should be kicking some ass. His, not hers. She's probably just a dumb bitch looking for the $$$$$$$$$. Good luck with that, hussy.
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.

yup.

cass, with your looks you can do much better.

aim higher.

at least marry someone who looks human and doesnt have 4 out of wedlock children with two different women.

Ew. He's gonna make her watch his pee pee video. hahaa

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Who in there right fucking mind would marry his ass? Well she has very low self esteem anyway but still. I don't even think he is capable of loving someone other than his self. He will cheat on her endlessly, tell her she is fat and needs a diet etc. I just know he is that type of person! EWW! I don't care how rich he is! NEVER!

Submitted by zomay on July 24, 2008 - 4:11pm.
only like a fifth of the country's state's recognize common-law marriages
just something random I know cause I live in the country
ahh, I see Mrs. k is far more precise than I could ever try to be :)

Submitted by coiled-n-hissing on July 24, 2008 - 2:12pm.
What a trout mouth egotistical no talent.
I hate this guy.
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HAHAHAHA

he's a moufbreaver

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Plus if your partner shave too you can oil your asses up and play slip and slide with your wang and your connie chung hole.

zomay on July 24, 2008 - 5:11pm

Some states do still recognize "common law" marriages but more and more, both parties in a relationship these days can go through the motions of divorce type proceedings, depending on the investments into the relationship, material and emotional, etc....
These two being as high profile as they are, Kim will get a substantial/astronomical settlement.
Plus she has ALL the goods on him, I'm sure his "other gf's" past and present fear her for that alone.

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Submitted by woodhorse on July 24, 2008 - 2:15pm.

I hate to use a worn out cliche but damn! I'd have sex with Kim Porter and I'm not even gay. She is beautiful.

Lemme find you a pic of her, then.

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“We found a great rhythm. Contractions started kicking in. I sat there with her, right between her legs. We got tribal on it, we danced to it! I was DJ-ing this Brazilian music. No painkiller, let’s go."

Submitted by Euphoria on July 24, 2008 - 2:14pm.
Submitted by zomay on July 24, 2008 - 5:11pm.
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I've always heard that 7 consecutive years of cohabitation = common law marriage (and rights to go with it)
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We don't need no stinkin' Sheeps
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In a handful of states (listed below), heterosexual couples can become legally married without a license or ceremony. This type of marriage is called a common law marriage. Contrary to popular belief, a common law marriage is not created when two people simply live together for a certain number of years. In order to have a valid common law marriage, the couple must do all of the following:

live together for a significant period of time (not defined in any state)
hold themselves out as a married couple -- typically this means using the same last name, referring to the other as "my husband" or "my wife," and filing a joint tax return, and
intend to be married.
When a common law marriage exists, the spouses receive the same legal treatment given to formally married couples, including the requirement that they go through a legal divorce to end the marriage.

Common law marriage is recognized only in the following states:

Alabama
Colorado
District of Columbia
Georgia (if created before 1/1/97)
Idaho (if created before 1/1/96)
Iowa
Kansas
Montana
New Hampshire (for inheritance purposes only)
Ohio (if created before 10/10/91)
Oklahoma
Pennsylvania (if created before 1/1/05)
Rhode Island
South Carolina
Texas
Utah

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Plus if your partner shave too you can oil your asses up and play slip and slide with your wang and your connie chung hole.

like he's gonna marry anyone.

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Euphoria on July 24, 2008 - 2:14pm.
Submitted by zomay on July 24, 2008 - 5:11pm.
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I've always heard that 7 consecutive years of cohabitation = common law marriage (and rights to go with it)

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Okay, so she is getting alot of cash to live on. But I get the feeling she has young guys on the side anyways.