Kim Porter Better Have Something To Say About This
Kim Porter was with Diddy for 10 fucking years. They have 3 children together and his ass never married her. I think they were engaged at least 100 times, but I'm not sure. Star Magazine reports that Diddy is telling his friends and family that he will marry a woman and her name is not Kim Porter. Her name is Cassandra Ventura. That's a hot name. She's got Kim in the name department. Sorry.
A source said, "Diddy said they hadn't set a date yet, but he wanted his family to hear the news first." 38-year-old Diddy met 21-year-old Cassie when he signed her to his label in 2006.
If Cassie thinks she's getting the wedding of her dreams, she's mistaken. This is going to be The Diddy Show. He will be the bride, groom, priest, best man, all of the groomsmen and all of the bridesmaids. Everything will have his face on it and he'll perform at the ceremony and the reception. Cassie will just sit on the side, waiting until it's time to cut the damn cake.
That's if Kim Porter doesn't crash the ceremony. Shit, I'll even drive her ass there and hold down Diddy while Kim slaps the shit out of him. Then we'll steal a bunch of jordan almonds (love those) and bust out of there.
Whoa nelly!
Are you, like, J.Lo's cousin or something?
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damn it! a la verdad es que las mujeres somos unas malditas sucias! coño...lo que hacemos por un guebo dulce! a.k.a. fucking really gross guys for the money..fucking p.diddy probably feels like being raped or something as disgusting, frustrating, horrible & grotesque..as that.
Todas las que se han acostado con ese mono asqueroso son unas puercas coño! recua de chopas inmundas!
["Dude, your friends asked me to give you a message: Dump the bitch before you're sorry!"
'"Before you're sorry" a surprised Larson parrots].-
Too funny to be true.
But seriously Jorge, dump the witch bitch before u're sorry!
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on July 25, 2008 - 8:28am.
she looks very much like a 20 year old boy in drag. Like a bootleg Aaliyah.
oh hell no, she's cute, but I would not even put her in the same thought or league as Aaliyah!! not even bootleg catedory. she can't even imagine having half the talent or class as Aaliyah's little toe did.
I STILL miss Aaliyah, most of the others out there kick rocks for just being the complete package entertainer.And she was gorgeous but always came off humble and sweet and claasy. You wanted young girls to be like her. Even that R Kelly shit couldn't change that.
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
She's hot - much hotter than him - he's lucky he has celebrity and cash to compensate for his face.
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on July 24, 2008 - 7:59pm.
I wish Nas had ether'ed him instead of Jay-Z, though both deserve it.
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Goodness now that was funny. LOL
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Submitted by Devore on July 24, 2008 - 5:22pm.
yup.
cass, with your looks you can do much better.
aim higher.
at least marry someone who looks human and doesnt have 4 out of wedlock children with two different women.
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He has five children by three women. Damn I guess he has never heard of condoms. Wrap it up Puffy!
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Puffy is too damn vain to settle down with anyone. I know that Misa is so happy that she got away from him after they had Justin.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Actually not only gorgeous men are lazy in bed. It works the same way for beautiful women, sorry for cliche. Can you imagine when both partners are beautiful, what a lame sex they must have? Ha! They both are probably laying there, waiting for each other to start and rolling their eyes all the time!
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kim porter has been an idiot for a long time... she took him back after the whole j-lo thing, she'll keep taking him back no matter what. And what the hell can Cassie & Diddy have in common ? That poor girl better run... He'll keep her around until a newer, hotter piece shows up !
BTW Diddy is the ugly ass in any relationship. Asshole has to wear sunglasses all the time to hide those crazy eyes !
Someone said Kim was ugly? Really? I think she's gorgeous and has a unique beauty. Cassie is pretty though.
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Who called her Mexican? She is half black/ half filipino? The Philippines were colonized by the Spanish for a period of time hence the name Ventura. Chick is definitely not Mexican.
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"This is all rather 'may-jah'..."
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this chick looks like a 'poor man's JLO' and that ain't saying much...
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LMAO @ "He will be the bride, groom, priest, best man, all of the groomsmen and all of the bridesmaids"
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Chalk this up to...WILL NEVER HAPPEN. Puff will never get married, he is already married to himself and he has too much damn wealth to lose. Are we sure this is not a pre-op tranny cuz she looks very much like a 20 year old boy in drag. Like a bootleg Aaliyah.
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
She IS quite pretty, and I'm sorry, but Kim Porter is UG-A-LAY. Why is she always reported as being a model? A model for what? Reins and oat buckets? And she's pretty nasty. Remember her snide, racist comment about JLo? Anyhoo, this young woman is a lovely beard for Ms. Combs.
Submitted by Cokeasian on July 25, 2008 - 12:08am.
Allow me to hazard a guess...someone has an album coming out soon?
They both have an album coming in December. Hers was supposed to be out sometime this summer but it was moved back to closer to his release date. He, however, has a new VH1 show coming out next week. Me thinks this is all publicity too.
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1. I married a pretty boy...not hung like a hamster, but he seemed to feel like showing up was all he needed to do in the bedroom. Didn't know what to do with a woman who is not aggressive.
2. Diddy is not a pretty boy. He is a mouth breather.
3. She's cute but reminds me of J. Lo, agree that the crazy Vanessa Bryant vibe is very possible. Could be a repeat of Sly and Brigitte for everyone in need of an 80s reference.
Better not gain 30 pounds, sweetie.
What a tool. I'd feel sorry for Kim, but she seems to know how to take care of herself. I don't think he'll leave her penniless.
I agree that the handsome "I'm so pretty" types are bad in bed. I dated this guy once whose medicine cabinet had more expensive face creams than mine. He always looked great, but he had the teeniest thing. I saw someone posted on a message board once the same thing about him! I took the high road and did not comment.
It seems that Diddy is a playboy. I also saw his profile on http://www.chinaspouses.com yesterday! It is a site for dating Chinese girls and finding a Chinese wife! Chinese women so hot today?
Submitted by coiled-n-hissing on July 24, 2008 - 8:00pm.
I my experience it's these men who think they are good looking that are worst lays. Every bad fuck I ever had was with some pretty boy who thought his shit didn't stank.
damn bitch. Tell it like it is! So true.
I've hated Puff Daddy/P Diddy/Diddy since 1997. He has always been a no-talent, mouth breathing, egotistical, fug-ass in my book. I saw him in "concert" in 2002, and he NEVER completed a whole song. His entire musical career is based on giving a "big ups" to his dead rapper friends...so lame and played out.
Let him marry this borderline-teenage skank. She probably only has a couple good hot years left. She's pretty, but I've seen hotter. Anyway, they're both trash and let them have each other.
Allow me to hazard a guess...someone has an album coming out soon?
Diddy done.
Doo waa diddy diddy dum diddy doo.
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Ugh everytime I see this chick I think Delia's. Hell I don't think I've actually heard her speak. I saw her on some TV show once, but she just stood there smiling, it was weird.
Anyway Delia's, Delia's, Delia's....
Figures. You lay up with a nucca for fifty-eleven years, have his babies and he goes on to marry the jumpoff.
"It's hard out here for a trick...."
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diddy is a douchebag. i don't like him!
Especially since he claims hes inlove with kim
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I don't buy this story, but if its true shame on you diddy.
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She looks batshit crazy to me, like Vanessa Bryant. Diddy deserves that. Mazel Tov!
Is this really a surprise to anyone? He's been denying hookup rumors about her for years, but I guess the stories were true. Of course, this would all mean that Star actually has an accurate story, so I'll believe it when I see it.
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how can anybody stand diddy's yuckmouth lips on them...there's not enough money in the world...
when this enagagement falls through, kim will take diddy back...
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
Wow, Cassie is gorgeous...but homegirl can't sing,and quite frankly,probably can't fuck either, so...maybe she gives head for tracks?
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Submitted by riverchic on July 24, 2008 - 7:15pm.
coiled-n-hissing: Lol! His teefs DO look dangerous as hell! I'm not sure which scares me more - his teef or that damn collar on his coat. Is that coyote fur?
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Naw, nutria pelt.
"Cucumbers are for lightweights! Buttered up butternut squash is the way to go!"--MK 6/4/08
coiled-n-hissing: Lol! His teefs DO look dangerous as hell! I'm not sure which scares me more - his teef or that damn collar on his coat. Is that coyote fur?
Submitted by riverchic on July 24, 2008 - 7:04pm.
Amen to that honey. They can't eat pie worth a damn either.
Those toofs of PeeDuddy's would give a girl a hysterectomy. If he bothered to go downtown.
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"Cucumbers are for lightweights! Buttered up butternut squash is the way to go!"--MK 6/4/08
she's hot, but she has queefy mouth. Queef mouth is getting epidemic now damn -- and like all recent ugly trends, that shit started with the Trangelina.
/YES, brangeloonies -- that's my brangeloonie gratuitous off-topic comment for the day! Now go roll a Trangelina poster and shove it up your quivering holes!
coiled-n-hissing: "Every bad fuck I ever had was with some pretty boy who thought his shit didn't stank."
Truer words have never been spoken!!! And 90% of the time it's the pretty boys who are hung like hamsters!!
And don't u just know he is bum lay? You know he doesn't "eat what he shoots", just lays there giving orders, watching his ugly self in the mirror ala Christian Bale in "American Psycho".
There ain't a bitch on this planet that has ever had the Big O offa this selfish prick.
I my experience it's these men who think they are good looking that are worst lays. Every bad fuck I ever had was with some pretty boy who thought his shit didn't stank.
Lazy fucker. Go beat off in the closet.
"Cucumbers are for lightweights! Buttered up butternut squash is the way to go!"--MK 6/4/08
I wish Nas had ether'ed him instead of Jay-Z, though both deserve it.
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Mrs.Kravitz - apparently she is black/philippino mix, so she is neither metis (white/amerindian) not mulatto (white/black). Is there really no term for black/asian type?
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Pee Doody is such a douche. The only way I'd even accept his autograph would be if it was on a 50 dollar bill... GAG ME...
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 24, 2008 - 7:24pm.
Submitted by Little miss on July 24, 2008 - 4:22pm.
what is metisse?
Do you mean mixed?
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Is that code for Metis?
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I like to say the eff word.
is that coat a schmatta or what?
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Plus if your partner shave too you can oil your asses up and play slip and slide with your wang and your connie chung hole.
Her body language says "I'm totally fucking for tracks..." It looks like bitch don't have no hot pussy sweats for this dude, and really, who does or who would? Hot pussy sweat for the wallet? Yeah, baby, like honey with a sugar glaze...Hot pussy sweat for him...WATER! WATER! My cooter is about to dry up and fall out!
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So that's why he doesn't bother with Kim most of the time. And Kim was probably the reason he didn't bother with his FIRST baby momma. He's just going to be a player. Kim needs to take the money and run.
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This girl is born to a Filpino and a Black parent, she is not Mexican.
Even is this is not true, if I were Kim I'd be highly offended by all the speculation. The nerve of that mother effer. The only way Kim could possibly be ok with this is if she is getting paid out of her ass. In that case: "Get that paper beotch!" and I don't blame her.
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"This is all rather 'may-jah'..."
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Submitted by Little miss on July 24, 2008 - 4:22pm.
what is metisse?
Do you mean mixed?
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Plus if your partner shave too you can oil your asses up and play slip and slide with your wang and your connie chung hole.