Dumb Whore VS. Dumb Whore
Skank fight alert! Shanna Moakler and Kim Kardashian are in some kind of dumb feud and it all came to a "head" at a bbq in Malibu this weekend. Pieces of trash!
Shanna told The Dirty that it went down as soon as Kim's fat ass showed up, "I was at this bbq and I saw what I thought was a donkey posing on the stairs but much to my surprise, it was Kim Kardashian. No, wait, it was a donkey! She’s soooo fucking fat! She’s 5′2″ and she’s like 140. She was wearing a sarong to cover her huge big ass! I like a nice ass but hers is not a nice ass!" Okay, score 1 for Shauna.
Shanna said she tried to keep it classy, but she couldn't so she threw her drink on Kim. She went on to say, "Then, Reggie comes up and says 'YO! Be careful what you say!' And I was like 'Your girls a whore!' and he said it again - 'Be careful what you say.' and I just told him again - “Your girl’s a whore!'" Okay, score 2 for Shauna.
Shanna is apparently mad at Kim over some e-mails sent to Travis Barker. Shanna issued a "statement" to TMZ:
"Quite some time ago I received emails from her mobile device of VERY inappropriate conduct between herself and my husband at the time, that were NOT at all 'friendly' and very much 'romantically' inclined. I spoke to Kim Kardashian, asking her to please stay away from my family as we are trying to heal after a very trying time, she agreed and but failed to do so.If I had known Ms. Kardashian was going to be at the BBQ in Malibu I wouldn't have gone. One day women will realize when you destroy families there will be angry and hurt ex-wives to deal with. I still have these emails and I won't release them as not to embarrass my ex and my family any further."
Kim also issued her own statement saying that she modeled for Travis Barker's clothing over a year ago, but has never had a romantic relationship with him. Blah...blah...blah..
For real, are we back in junior high school again? A really skanky junior high school for hookers, strippers and porn stars? I mean, these are grown ass women. Although, Shanna is kind of hot for throwing her drink on Kim.
There's only one way for these two useless skeezers to settle this: ORAL SEX CONTEST IN GREECE!
Let's not call Kim Kardashian fat, but let's sit there and make snide remarks about everyone else's cellulite.
I think fat jokes are always uncalled for, but for such a media that's critical about weight, they let Kim Kardashian get away with her chunk because she carries weight in all the right places. If you carry weight in your gut and thighs, then you're just a self-negligent demon out of the gates of hell.
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oh please! Kim shoulda knocked her out. I dont particularly like KK but Shauna is just trailer trash. And obviously Shauna's husband likes the way Kim looks. Women are too funny, they are so quick to talk about another womans body while their man is drooling over that same woman and just WAITING to get a chance to talk to her
Oh, bullshit.
I read Deceiver, Celebitchy, and Dlisted, and I'm not sure who to believe at this point, but it's really difficult to believe everyone's out to get Kim "because they're jealous". Give me a fucking break, and if she had a flatter ass and a cocaine nose like Hilton, maybe people will quit putting her on a goddamned pedestal because that's all she is.
So Paris Hilton's a cunt and Shanna Moakler is insecure about her relationship failing, but did it ever cross anyone's mind that maybe even though Kardashian didn't sleep with Travis Barker, that she was playing mind games?
Has it ever crossed anyone's mind that maybe it's not the size of her ass that not even the most useless people in Hollowood can stand her, but because she's a manipulative little bitch? Oh no, that's impossible!
First time with Paris- OK.
Second time with Shanna Moakler- Making me wonder.
I'm sure it'll be a matter of time before she pisses someone else off and she and her "fans" can pull the jealousy card again.
When will insecure WIVES stop siding with the MAN that's fucking them over? Kim doesn't owe you anything, TRAVIS owes you fidelity, blame him for any betrayal of your marriage vows. Women need to stick together by both not sleeping with husbands and not blaming the woman when it's your own dickface man thats hurting you.
Also, I like to keep my ass as small as possible, but I don't begrudge kims ass like shanna and paris do. They suffer to stay thin and obviously it BURNS them that kim walking around with that ass and she's saying, "fuck you, I'm not going to puke up my celery like paris." I think the fact that Kim gets hot guys makes them furious cause the only way they get men is to suffer and starve, and why doesn't that "donkey assed/obese/whale" have to starve, too?
Hello everyone. . .
1st and most importantly. . .Reggie Bush is gorgeous.
2nd, Kim Kardashian is gorgeous and I don't give a damn what you all say. This women is beautiful. And I think her and Reggie make a cute couple.
3rd, aren't Shanna and Travis divorced already? Why is she still fighting women for his ass. Why do women feel the need to be mad at the other woman. The other women did not break up the marriage, the husband did. So she should've thrown the drink on Travis.
4th, Shanna is very immature. C'mon now, why would you cause a seen like that over a man you are divorced from already. DUMB BITCH!!!
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I'd let Reggie Bush do whatever he wants to me!!!
Wow, it's so nice to see everyone take the "better man" approach to this.
Hell no for me.
I'm with Shanna, I catch some tramp like Kim hollerin at my man, I'll beat her a*s AND Travis'. We have no idea if he got a piece of her anger when she found out, we only just know about her reaction to Kim.
AS IF none of us ever wanted to throw a drink in a skanky b*tches face?!?!
why hasnt reggie bush DUMPED her already??
then he could come to me to mend his broken heart, hehehe
Oh the pressure ... the pressure of a decision ... i cannot decide who of these two nobodys is even more nonexisting than the other.
"I was at this bbq and I saw what I thought was a donkey posing on the stairs............."
Call me a asshole, but I thought that was too funny!
The rest, yeah, it's something grade school kids would carry on about.
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I love Shana cuz she acts like a bored prom queen housewife. But I have to say that she does call it like she sees it and come on everyone knows Kim is a useless skank. Its about time someone checked these bitches into place, they are big fat nobodies. And if it takes a lesser nobody to tell them that then so be it.
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
So, it was Kim's fault that her marriage was ruined? Nice.
lol. She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video at **:::M e e t i n g W e a l t h y.c o m:::** that is a celebrity da ting sit e for wealt hy or sexy singles. She is really hot with bikini in that video. You will know how passionate it is after seening it!
I think there's a lot being left out of these stories, because I think Kim Kardashian has gotten into screaming matches with every other vapid socialite but herself.
I think there's a lot more to the story than people getting into matches with Kardashian just because of her ass. I think the media (especially the Spin doctors at E! Television) like to make her sound like some kind of victim and wants people to believe that all the fights she's involved in are unprovoked. Please.
I think Shanna Moakler is probably onto something, and while Kim Kardashian's pretty, if she keeps getting plastic surgery, she'll look like shit in 10 years top.
I saw a girl like Kim Kardashian very much on http://www.chinaspouses.com
Um, Shanna doesn't have to worry, Kim only likes black guys. She would never go for the scrawny, pale, tattoed Travis when she has the sweet, chocolate, and buff Reggie Bush by her side. C'MON!
veingelina jolie you are 100% right.. and your username is hilarious!
"yeah. like i'm gonna have anal sex and sit on a plane for 6 HOURS!" - joel mchale<3
Shanna has a serious mental problem. I am indifferent to KK, but for some reason I believe her version. Shanna should look to her ex if she wants to but the blame on someone. I used to watch her show on MTV and honestly she is the laziest skank around. All she did was sleep and didn't seem to give two shits about her kids. She should start paying more attention to them and less on maintaining her z list status and picking fights with fellow losers.
Earlier, somebody typed: I HATE THOSE FUCKING EYELASHES!!! and I clicked on it to see which one it was. It was the Katie Price (Jordan?) thread. But it's bothering that I still don't know the answer to which of these sluts has the worst eyelashes. *sigh*
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oh god give it up ladies. they're both z list so no one really gives an eff!
"yeah. like i'm gonna have anal sex and sit on a plane for 6 HOURS!" - joel mchale<3
Shanna needs to just get over the fact that her marriage is in the crapper. She can't go fight every ho her ex-husband is screwing. I can't stand bitches who want to fight the girl. Bitch your husband know his ass it married to you. So why not throw the drink in his lying cheating face? And Shanna running around Hollywood bitch slapping women who've made out with Travis in the last 3 years is uncalled for and crazy.
*Okay my Ann Landers moment is over.
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Shanna Rules!
She slapped Paris Hilton in a club and called out Z List Kim kardashian for having a donkey ass.
Yeah, Shanna's trashy, but come on, YOU HAVE TO LOVE Her for both of those reasons!
Their eyelashes are fucking ridiculous. They look like clowns.
If my week could be filled with catfights just like this and that Omarosa/Wendy one I'd so very very happy. This shit makes me smile and laugh more that looking at pictures of Rumer Willis.
Wow, and we think men are immature! Well they treat each other better then us girls treat each other! My grandma is 91 she feeakin battled some other old lady over a peepaw! It never fuckin' ends I tell you!
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perhaps shanna should keep her men on a leash or something as she's always in a slapfest with some skank over men nobody but shanna wants...
and btw, shanna's ass isn't exactly small and kk looks better and younger than she does...
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DR.FUNK said, "Shanna has to be 'bout 40 y.o..
STILL doin' that shit?
Lame."
I'm really not surprised. I'm on the committee for organizing my senior class's 20-year-reunion (a bit of my soul dies every time that 20-year concept hits me), and the committee currently consists of only two people. Me and the other girl.
Why? Because at our 15-year reunion, one of the committee members perceived that another of the committee members had said something disparaging about her hair.
The first girl (I say "girl," but they are both married and mothers) refused to attend any future reunions based upon this. Furthermore, she replied to initial queries about her interest in organizing the 20-year reunion by saying she would rather cut her own throat than attend any more reunions.
When I got all this story from the other girl who remains on the committee, my response was, "Are we still in junior high?"
So yeah, nearly 40-year-olds (ouch!) can still act that puerile. The only difference is that we get to read and hear all about the asinine "celebrity" catfights and spits and spats.
P.S. Shanna, 140 is "fat"? Fuck you in a way you don't like.
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Hell is full of ten-year-olds who wanted exactly the same thing!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 24, 2008 - 8:43pm.
don't give out the outcome.. i'm takin' bets here!.. what? i gotta make some money on the side!.. whore-off's always bring in the bets!
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Round 2 of ESE's whore off should be the 'piss off'...Bitches get pissed on continually 'til one bitch pisses off...Of course my money's on Kim, but round 3 is who married they nasty beef injector? Yeah, Shanna's totally taking the prize there...Unforch for her, round 4 is drop a ho on her ass and see how high bitch's fake ass bounce...Yeah, Kim's taking that one....
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And they are battling over Travis Barker? Why.
Oh and for Shanna for throw that drink...well, that's just a perfectly good waste of a drink, I would have thrown a bitch slap instead.
I think KK and JLo need to have a "butt-off".
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It's okay Shauna, everyone knows that Kim looks infinitely better then you and has a bangin' body. . . while youuuu pretty much just look like you stepped out of a swampy Missouri trailer on a 105 degree day. But whatever....Travis is repulsive. His entire body is covered in creepy tattoos, and he looks about 88 pounds soaking wet. I SO wouldn't hit that. No, I lied. I WOULD hit Travis Barker. . .with one of Shauna Sands exquisite lucite heels. ::evil laughter:: ;)
And Shanna does it again! I love her for bitchslapping Paris Hilton in the first place. Now she's thrown a drink on that Kardashian skank? Awesome! Though she probably should have clawed her eyes out instead.
and MORAL OF THIS STORY:
I know a chick since forever whose mom then and now nags her about being too "picky" when it comes to men. And this chick always ends up hooking up with losers who cheat on her, etc., till she finally lets go or they dump her (usually the latter), and her mom STILL thinks she's too picky/should have stuck it out/"fought for her relationship".
MY mom meanwhile told me early on: "REMEMBER, men are like city buses -- you miss one, just give the next one 15 or 30 mins to show up."
BUT most of all: "If you're fighting for dick, YOU ALREADY LOST! Only dumb whores do that!"
DAMN I love my mommy!
AND LMAO at these dumb twats fighting over dudes who fuck em and chuck em as soon as the new hot piece of ass rolls in!
Submitted by Albino Squirrel on July 24, 2008 - 6:01pm.
what a cute avitar you have!!!
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"One day women will realize when you destroy families there will be angry and hurt ex-wives to deal with."
Wow, Jennifer Aniston should hire her to do her bidding, God knows she could probably use the money!!!
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holyshit I LOVED this story WAY too much AAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!1!
gotta give the win to Shauna's trailer ass -- how CAN Reggie hook up with that golden showers twat for real? And noticed dude didn't do JACKSHIT when Shauna called his bluff !
Hmmm... weren't Paris and Kim friends at the time? They were both after Travis? Can someone tell me what/why/how any woman finds him attractive?
Oh and I would like to congratulate Trump for picking up another pick of the litter as Miss USA? Shanna was and is a great example!____________________________________________
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Submitted by FritoDorito on July 24, 2008 - 3:59pm.
These wastes of space will always have the Jr. High mentality, that is as mature as they are ever going to get. I really wish this twats wouldn't get the time of day. What exactly do they do again, what talent do they have to earn such attention? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Anyone?
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Well, my dear, their talent is skankdom...Not a talent you say? Try to outskank them...Seriously, try...You can't do it, can you? Yeah, Frito, you just don't have the skank spark...Sorry, I'm not seeing it...NEXT!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Anyone that publicly calls Kim K a donkey is alright in my book.
Let's just give Shanna a ghetto-pass, slap a shank in her hand, and she can start cutting bitches who messed with her man the way we do in the hood.
Shanna picks fights anytime she's feeling ignored by the press (and/or Travis), and it always seems to be with another talentless celeb whose 'star is rising' (ahem).
First Paris, now Kim...
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Submitted by Albino Squirrel on July 24, 2008 - 5:01pm.
Touché squirrel ;)
good for shanna...although good luck trying to patch things up with that fucking toothpick with green shit all over him for the MILLIONTH time.
He is TOTALLY not Kim's type anyway...she probably only wanted more modeling jobs or something...she seems like the type (no duh!) to be a manipulating whorebag for a certain measure of fame and fortune.
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I never met a joint I didnt light!
At least Kim wears a bra. Every time I see Shanna on t.v. her titties are dancing on her belly.
"I was at this bbq and I saw what I thought was a donkey posing on the stairs but much to my surprise, it was Kim Kardashian."
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I'm sure this happens often. that girls ass really does rival that of a donkey's....
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I never met a joint I didnt light!
Shanna, Angry mom:
I've got news for you, Kim is neither a donkey or a goat, she is a camel.
These whores never made it to high school.
This is their alternative.
'Heaux Confessionals'
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Even though we know that Travis isn't exactly her "type"(ya know...white)I don't think she is above the moral code of fucking a dude to get a modeling gig for his crappy clothing line.
Kim would NEVER sleep with Travis Barker-he's white!
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I actually think Kim is way hotter than Shana. Shanna is one of those insecure bitches who lashes out at everyone because she's jealous. Seriously, that's the only reason girls start fights with each other: jealousy. I have dealt with way too many of those crazy bitches in my time - hate them!
And um.. I saw Travis at a restaurant in Detroit three years ago and he was so FUG. I'm really tiny and he was like, my exact size covered in tattoos and STANKY!!