The Queen Of Fake

It doesn't bother me that this tacky bitch is wearing a crown, but it does bother me that she's wearing a crown with that outfit. From the neck up, she's a contestant in a local drag queen pageant. From the neck down, she's a day-shift hooker in Colorado. The two don't go together! Well, at least that fugly crown distracts from her baby poo fake tan and the fat spider legs coming out of her eyes.

Here's Katie Price at a signing for a book she didn't write. I also threw in some pictures of her big gay husband out in about with his butt buddy last night. I think Peter Andre's ring used to belong to Joan Collins.

Wenn

Posted by: Michael K

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Jordan & Harvey • Peter Andre

Submitted by angry mom on Thu, 07/24/2008 - 3:17pm.

barf.
she could have at least turned it out if she was gonna wear that Claire's store crown.
acid wash?
really Jordan?

Submitted by FritoDorito on Thu, 07/24/2008 - 3:16pm.

I can't believe she actually admitted to not writing her book. What a dumbass. And I agree, that outfit is shit and the 75 pounds of makeup she's wearing looks horrible. If she thinks that she is ugly enough to need that much, she's probably right.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?

Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 07/24/2008 - 3:16pm.

Bitches wearing tiaras seriously piss me off! Unless you are an actual princess, you are not a princess! Totally fucking trashy to wear them on your wedding day too, imo.

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