Afternoon Crumbs

Shitney is nuttin but smoke n mirrors. Always was. Why be surprised when she shows up looking like a brokeass hausfrau? That's the true Shitters right there.

George Michael is amazing, I saw him Monday and Wednesday in NYC. Don't hate MK.

"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.

I'm just a bit curious.The Magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profiles were found on the famous wealthy dating club***:::M e e t i n g W e a l t h y.c o m:::***last week and she was seeking her new guy there now! BTW, The girls there are really hot!

Brooke should be in the Olympics, she's got the body of one of those Shot put throwers.

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jennifer tilly and her boobs look as luscious as ever...i have to think about how i feel about the hair...

brooke hogan splashing in the ocean...exactly what godzilla does after tokyo is levelled...how does brooke keep her balls tucked in that bikini?
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...

How many bathing suits did Vanessa bring with her? She had more clothing changes than a Chinese wedding.

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“We found a great rhythm. Contractions started kicking in. I sat there with her, right between her legs. We got tribal on it, we danced to it! I was DJ-ing this Brazilian music. No painkiller, let’s go."

*I kinda like Jennifer Tilly's new hair. It's a very pretty shade of burgundy, imo. And good god, that woman is hot. I'd definetly dig that ditch, & I'm not even gay. That woman oozes sex appeal.

*If Brooke's gonna be posing for Playboy any time soon, she better load up on her 'mones. She's gonna need 'em if she wants people to believe she's actually a woman. I guess a good airbrushing job might hide the dick head that'll be peeking out from between her ass cheeks, but I wouldn't count on it. She should probably avoid ass shots altogether. In the meantime, I wish she the rest of her white trash family would fall off the face of the earth. Wow, Brooke, you mean you're gonna pose naked for Playboy? What's that? Your mom's dating a 19 year old & your dad's a creepy fucking pervert & your brother's now Bubba's bitch? And you want the rest of the world to know how you feel? Guess what? NOBODY CARES?!

Submitted by Leatherette on July 24, 2008 - 7:56pm.

i'll meet ya by the sandbox at noon... bring play-doh!

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"Said, oh god, you gotta help me a little bit.
You've got to have a relief file for me."

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 24, 2008 - 7:53pm.

Submitted by Leatherette on July 24, 2008 - 7:51pm.
I wanna be Jennifer Tilly when I grow up!

pfft!... like you're ever growin' up!LOL!
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ah, good point there

Submitted by Am on July 24, 2008 - 1:48pm.

Brit and Jennifer Tilly are separated by almost 25 years. It makes no damn sense for Tilly to look better than Brit but she does.
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for damn sure!

& looks like Britney is trying to recreate the look she had back at 18/19 -- I remember pap pics of her with exactly those kinds of glasses and she looked hot, how fucking sad -- but not really ^_^

Submitted by Leatherette on July 24, 2008 - 7:51pm.
I wanna be Jennifer Tilly when I grow up!

pfft!... like you're ever growin' up!LOL!

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"Said, oh god, you gotta help me a little bit.
You've got to have a relief file for me."

I wanna be Jennifer Tilly when I grow up!

I love and worship George Michael to death but he's not 45 he's at least 50.

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis

OMG
WHERE CAN I SEE MORE PICS OF ZAC SHIRTLESS?

THAT BOY MAKES ME CUM WHEN I SEE HIM SHIRTLESS

MMM MAKES ME LICK MY SCREEN.
HAHA

www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch

How sad when you've been around for a while and your film career has been so sparse that people actually still refer to you as "The star of Freaky Friday" instead of a more substantial and recent film.

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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron

Submitted by Green Is Good on July 24, 2008 - 2:48pm.
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Hahahaha yes absolutely.

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For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time.~Isabel Allende

Submitted by JuneStar on July 24, 2008 - 1:21pm.

who the f says lashings?!
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Basil Fawlty, that's who. At 7:27:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXkNbCmeYL0

Blowhan: back in rehab by X-Mas.

Jennifer Tilly is one bad ass poker player

'Never mess with a chick with lip liner, no lipstick'

Not Impressed, I'm sick of it, too. But I'm also sick of seeing her, period. Her and her dimwitted family are just not interesting and/or entertaining to me. Now, the dimwits known as the Spears are a different story. Can't get enough of that mess.

P.S. Vanessa looks very cute without makeup. Wish I looked that nice without makeup. :(
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I'm tired of seeing Brooke's huge man-ass in a bikini. I would volunteer to slap some sense into her, but she'd likely end up putting me in a coma.

who the f says lashings?!

http://www.myspace.com/midsummernitesdream

Submitted by christine the hoff on July 24, 2008 - 2:10pm.

Topaliona
your original with your choice of avvies, however.
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hahaha well it's hard to stop yourself from posting an avvie of a merkin when the topic IS merkins.

*clears throat* has anyone seen Xxyxz?? today, yesterday??

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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;

Topaliona
your original with your choice of avvies, however.
forgive me, I'm at work, finally have a job with internet.
on topic
george michael is older than fourty five!

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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."

Submitted by christine the hoff on July 24, 2008 - 2:06pm.

LCT
niice avvie.
you are the orginal one, arent' you?
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The original merkin inventor? I WISH. Sadly, I can only make grade school attempts at colouring my OWN merkin.

Thankfully no PSL. *gagging*

Ahahahaha ISMU!

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Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs. ~Homer Simpson

LCT
niice avvie.
you are the orginal one, arent' you?

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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."

Zac is not gay. I know he's twinkie with the Broadway stuff and all, but I don't get the vibe from him. And I'm usually pretty good at these things. lol
Britney is a shitty mess. She can't fool people for long. She's trying to be normal, but it's just not in her. She's a crazy fuck and always will be. Wait until Daddy lets go....

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RIMADYL KILLS

Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you

Brit's dirty, who's shocked?
I have poo babies cleaner than that.

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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."

*peaks in*

I think Vanessa looks kinda cute here.

*runs*

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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"

Vanessa looking her age and not trying to qualify as the New High Skank, makes her tolerable to look at.

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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

I'm most excited about the Alice in Wonderland lineup. I can't wait to see it.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...

Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty

Zac is just licking the man jizz left on Vanessa's boobage after a cum shot to the tittays from some other dude. (And it tickles.)

Submitted by oklahoma on July 24, 2008 - 1:49pm.

@LCT.. *scratches your Merkin* I'm American, Bitch.. I like to stay close to my cunt-ry..
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A little to the left.... up.... up... aaaaaaahhhh right there.

Submitted by DeeDee on July 24, 2008 - 10:56am.

I wandered over to DS (yeah I know). Brook Hogan is hanging from a tree limb. Idiot.
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was Hulk behind her, rubbing oil on her ass?

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Long distance, don't talk about ex-girlfriends; don't talk about you without me, don't talk about the past
-No Doubt "In My Head"

Ew, no on the Tilly hair. She looks like she's Joss Stone-esque 'tarded.

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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ

The PACKERS are thinking about bringing Brooke Hogan in to back up Aaron Rodgers.You lose nothing in mobility or downfield arm strength.

I wandered over to DS (yeah I know). Brook Hogan is hanging from a tree limb. Idiot.

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Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs. ~Homer Simpson

Tim Burton doing Alice & Wonderland will be awesome.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

do drugs for as many years as George Michael has, and you will look like that too at 45!

Brit, Paris, Lindsay.......just for starters....

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Long distance, don't talk about ex-girlfriends; don't talk about you without me, don't talk about the past
-No Doubt "In My Head"

I'll take Vanessa Hudgens & Jennifer Tilly in a YILF/GILF threesome please.

Oh, I disagree, MK. That hair makes Jennifer Tilly ever hotter.

Blowhan will be back in rehab by X-Mas.

It just proves the fact that brit can't take care of herself. Meltdown to come.....

Vanessa looks good with short hair. She does not look good with Zac Efron in front of her.

@LCT.. *scratches your Merkin* I'm American, Bitch.. I like to stay close to my cunt-ry..

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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;

Brit and Jennifer Tilly are separated by almost 25 years. It makes no damn sense for Tilly to look better than Brit but she does. Even George Michael looks better than Shitney.

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I don't agree with animal testing; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

Jennifer Tilly is such a lovable tard. She's the only "baby-voiced, breathy" actress I can tolerate.

And Britney is, well, she's just so frickin' sad. I really feel sorry for the girl because she's lost her mind and Lynne helped her lose it. Damn stage mothers are like Nazis.

P.S. People with severe depression and/or other mental disorders frequently quit caring about hygiene (one of the first signs of a major depression) because every little thing is just too hard to focus on doing.

You mean celebrities wear make-up to look better?

Submitted by Euphoria on July 24, 2008 - 1:45pm.

Jennifer Tilly is such a lovable tard.
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Lovable tard. I like that.

Yeah, George Michael is 45 in fucking 300 year old turtle years.