Friday, July 25th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 24th!
Can you believe it? This guy actually knocked Paris out of the Guinness Book for most disgusting meat curtains in the world. - Sweetas
Runners-up:
A model trips on the runway as he shows off a piece from the Sharon Stone Collection. - Amberghini
Everyone knows Chyna has a huge clit, but what really impressed David was when she wrapped her roast beef curtains around him. - TFBuckFutter
Thanks Peaches
Hoooyeah!!! Congrats on a sorta tough caption to comment on! I so hope Parisite gets to see Sweetas' wonderwork! We can only hope!
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
Sweetas on July 25, 2008 - 12:02pm.
kdracofan, dramaqueen, DeeDee, C word and The.Alias - thanks guys, you're the best. :) XOXOXO
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So are you hun!!!!
SWEEEEEEEETASSSS XXXXXXXXXX, you're back on track! NoAnjl XXXXXXXXXXXXXX4eva!!
TFBuck and Amber, funny stuff fools!!
DR DESTRUCTO-Shame!!
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
Congrats Amberghini and TFBuckFutter!! LMFAO!!! ;)
Thanks Michael K my love!!! Expect that hot Latino guy around 8:00. *wink*
BIFF♥♥♥♥ LOL ;) Happy peen Friday!
kdracofan, dramaqueen, DeeDee, C word and The.Alias - thanks guys, you're the best. :) XOXOXO
YAY BIFF!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL XOXOXOXOXOX
Congratulations to all!!! Good job!!!
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p.s. to BIFF - I am sure she will show up any minute to congratulate you! lmao *wink*
LMAO....congrats everyone!
SPECIALLY SWEEEEEEEEEEEETASSSSSSSSSS!
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Great jobs, winners.
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Congrats to all the winners!
Also liked mrsryan's "Joey Lawrence and the Technicolour Meat Coat", and ElB's "Arise Sir Loin!".
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
Yay, Sweetas!
What the fuck is a "cuttie"? If you're going to spam every thread with the same damned nonsense, at least learn how to spell!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Such a cuttie. His photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site ******M e e t i n g W e a l t h y.c o m*****last week. It is said he is already in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now. ?☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆???☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Yay Sweetas, funny hwore! Congrats everyone.
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Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs. ~Homer Simpson
Am I really that high?!
I looked at this pictures SEVERAL times before I realized he was wearing a meat jacket?
this is some GOOD shit!
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
Andre Agassi found a new use for Steffi Graf!
SAVE THE FORESTS, EAT MORE BEAVERS!!!
REAL MEN WEAR MEAT.
T-Bone finally embraced his name and composed a song about it,which he dedicated to his mother Sunday Roast.
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
Now all Spencer needed was sauce and a sesame bun to make a Manwhich.
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
The newest singer for the Beef-52's
After his endearing attempt to entertain the prison crowds miserably failed, his frock got torn apart and the stage got covered in blood Nick Hogan realized that times have changed - these days nobody cares about soap but make sure you don't drop your microphone!
When Peter arrived at the Police Station he didn't know he was going to be grilled.
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
His raw performance was well done, rare for a medium.
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"Corny situations call for corny measures."
Meat the Parents.
Andre Agassi at the opening of his new, men only Steakhouse called "Eat Me".
Justin T-bonesteak
your exclusive first look at Lauren (beef curtain) Conrad's sex tape
After his Fear Factor experience, Moby swore off celeb reality shows.
had mario lopez known that screech was going to include photos with his tell-all he never would have let him photograph that night in vegas...
All he wished for was to get some pussy. He never meant this.
Billy Bush: "Britney Spears debuted her new line "L.I.D.I.S.I.F.I." at New York's fashion week, today. The line will be sold at select Wal-Mart's around the greater Kenwood area.
Clip of Britney Speaking:
"Ya', ah jus thought that it be nice to be able to marinate mah steak while I drove the plastic caddy 'round tha yard... And it were pretty hard to feed those youngin's while I droved, so they can a jus bite on meh while we ride into town."
REALESE THE HOUNDS SMITHERS.
John Travolta: I don't know what it is, Tom. When I put on the "kittie coat" I just feel so... alive!!!
Dr. Rey, this is your best work yet!!
Is that meat? A meat coat? PETA must be going nuts with this one!
Your face!
Ohhhhh.... the things that can happen to a man when Sharon Stone won't close her legs!!
When Tila's pussy attacks!!
After hours of shopping and still finding nothing to wear, he finally found the answer, in his fridge...
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"I just want to wet her lips and stick her to something." ~ Man Of The Year (about Angelina Ho-Lee)
No animals were harmed in the making of this shirt...okay, maybe one, or 24...
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"I just want to wet her lips and stick her to something." ~ Man Of The Year (about Angelina Ho-Lee)
Jason struggles to free himself from Paris Hilton's venus fly snatch.
They always told me that I couldn't wear white after labor day...but they never said anything about steak!
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"I just want to wet her lips and stick her to something." ~ Man Of The Year (about Angelina Ho-Lee)
This gives new meaning to the words "beef curtains".
#259 Meat suicide: "Don't come any closer or I'll throw myself into the Tiger cage".
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Mmmm Meat. I love you, Meat. Meat, I love you, Mmmmm...
*Boom chicka wow wow*
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Matt hatched the Meat Suit plan after the whole "peanut butter and dog trick" had lost it's thrill.
What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?
Now we know what Chris Daughtry's done with Taylor Hicks.
Don't worry, just cut off the asshole and lips and the whole thing is still kosher.
What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?
Moby did not consider the shrinkage factor when he used frozen meat and instantly fell to his knees to hide his stack of dimes from the audiences' prying eyes.
What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?
Even the animal that died for this "performance art" is embarrassed for this loser.
What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?
Nick Hogans new birthday outfit.. he wants his first day in adult prison to be a doozy! Can you say "man-meat"?
I'd say it was a "meaty-ocre" performance...
now appearing on broadway: Joseph and the technicolor dream-clit ! the ... "Coat of many clits"