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In their latest issue, UsWeekly shouts from the mountain tops that Saint Angelina conceived through in vitro. You mean to tell me that she didn't conceive by simply touching her womb with her holy hand?! I don't believe it!
A source told the magazine that Brad and Angie were desperate for more kids so they tried fertility treatments. Some doctor who didn't treat Brangie said, "The chance of having fraternal twins at Angelina's age (33) naturally is under 1 percent; with in vitro, the chances are 25 percent. We live in an era of reproductive freedom, so anybody can do anything they want within legal limits."
Angie went with the procedure so she wouldn't have to deal with the stress of trying to get knocked up. The source went on to say, "She could just knock it out. They were too impatient." Just knock it out? I bet you Angie used those same words.
Saint Angie is probably always on fertility drugs. You pop a vitamin C in the morning and she pops a fertility pill. Shit, she's probably pregnant right now....with triplets! The triplets were waiting in the wings while the chosen ones did their thing. In heaven, there's a huge line of babies waiting for their turn. And you thought the iPhone line was long?
All these HW ho's are doing invitro to make sure they get boy/girl twins because it's the new trend.
Pretty sick.
It is also common knowledge that Brangelina opted for the "sperm spin" meaning they choose to select the gender. they wanted an even number of boys and girls...like the Brady's.
Drinksonme, I actually was mad more at the idea that someone was thinking I meant the horrible stuff I was making fun of.
I ended up feeling frustrated at myself for not being clearer in the post I wrote, because once I realized what post you were referring to, I was like hitting myself on the head.
I'm glad you know I didn't mean what you thought I had meant.
And, my tagline is care of the love of my life, lol, Homer Simpson.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Night ho's.
i really could care less either way she got knocked up. i won't buy any magazine that has these 2 on the cover. i think we're all on overload with twins and brangelina. thanks!
"yeah. like i'm gonna have anal sex and sit on a plane for 6 HOURS!" - joel mchale<3
Submitted by Drinksonme on July 24, 2008 - 8:14pm.
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DUH bitch! Don't you know that the messiah cannot be bothered to tote around her own babydoll?
Submitted by M.E. on July 24, 2008 - 9:04pm.
What the Hell is 33yr. old Skankalina doing holding a baby doll?
No she's not mental she is St.Angelina of the Godless we must kiss her Ass!
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
So, while in line at the grocery store this evening, I picked up a rag that claimed to have "first photo's" of the twins. Well, very grainey pics, showng AJ walking around and attempting to sit with at first glance looks like a baby, a 2+month old, holding it with her arm, around the neck.......only to actually read the caption to see that it is Shilohs creepy baby doll she is holding.
Had me a bit skeert for a moment.
Figures you whores are still in the looney thread.
What up cunts and peens?!?!?
Submitted by thlayly5 on July 24, 2008 - 6:30pm.
I have read your posts and I was a little bitchy at you.I hope you accept my apology and btw I love your tag line cheers!
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
Submitted by blackpearl on July 24, 2008 - 9:52pm.
The brangeloonies are constantly saying that Brad and Ange are having hot sex. This is devasting to them. Most parents look for alone time away from the kids. Do you see Ange and Brad wanting any alone time?
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Word on the street is that Jolie & Pitt get their "alone time" after the kids go to sleep... while skinny dipping in the pool. You know, as the nannies (who apparently don't sleep over) hold down the fort. Like they can really get all 4 of those kids to sleep early enough that they would still find the energy to go for a dip in the pool. Must be nice having a full staff on call. Their alone time is flying off to give speeches for the underpriviledged. How fucking noble!
Submitted by angel_i on July 24, 2008 - 10:04pm.
Poor Brangeloonies. Did they never think about that before? It's not easy to get sexy times when you got a c-section scar, two babes and a bunch of pre-schoolers running around your house. Do they think it's like Mr. and Mrs. Smith every day at the Brangelina manor?
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Bravo! Absolutely agree. What the loonies fail to remember is that in the 3 years they've been together, they are still trying to get to know one another. He barely knew her and started adopting her kids! WTF? How the hell do you get to know someone when your attention and priorities are on 4 children with 2 on the way and your career? I've always believed this to be a business deal. For the first year, the only positive thing she would say about him is that he was a wonderful father and that the union was a partnership. How about using the word "relationship". "Partnership" is a word to describe business - it's very cold. Plus they've admitted to not saying " I love you" to one another. Who acts like that? Then again, he is also the same man that use to refer to his marriage with the ex as a "merger". I think they're both crazy fuckers that deserve each other. She's a weirdo and he's her lap dog.
Why go through all this trouble and have all these kids for NANNIES to raise?. Everything she does is for attention, I'm plain sick of her. I see right thru her fakness and BS. Its funny that she say she love guns and keep them in the house then the idiot admits that maddox is into guns and always draw pitures of war. HELLOOO wouldn't that tell any resonpsible mother that, its not a good idea to have guns in the house. No not whoregelina she actually encourage the behavior by wearing a necklace of a gun he drew, and throwing a war theme brithday party for him. I thought she was all about peace and saving the world. What a hypocrite. My only concern is the children, I feel bad for the them they are gonna grow up dark and twisted like her. Well I'm off to bed
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Submitted by Kizzy on July 24, 2008 - 10:38pm.
LMAO!!! have a good night Hon!
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@Peaches
We stabs dem torches out dey hands
for mighty are our pitchforks
Dem loonies fled away this land
cuz they knew what's coming was :flaming sporks!
Oh, and a big damn can of Troll-B-Gone
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Submitted by Kizzy on July 24, 2008 - 10:32pm.
@Peaches: Is it wrong of me to hope against hope they get an intern like the one on "The Two Coreys" That read a bunch of shit to him, and totally bummed him the fuck out?
hon, if that's wrong, than who'd ever want to be right!!!! Part of their problem is they think they are better than us, and our opinions don't count. Well guess what? It's because of our opinions of them that their movies seem to bomb out, and all they have are the tabloids!!!
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So building that manger for their arrival was all for naught!? So much for a holy birth. Fuck! *grabbing hammer*
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@Peaches: Is it wrong of me to hope against hope they get an intern like the one on "The Two Coreys" That read a bunch of shit to him, and totally bummed him the fuck out?
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Submitted by Kizzy on July 24, 2008 - 10:25pm.
LOVECARROTTOP Exactly!!! But I'm sure the golden ones, borne from Saint Angelia would have perfectly formed poos. There will never have been such a thing documented, as a pefectly formed poo. Brangeloonies will begin a pilgrimage to see the perfectly golden perfect poo. And perfect snot-bubble. There may be a spring nearby.
Don't forget that the poo is rose scented, god forbid you don't mention that, or the brangeloonies will come after you like an angry horde with torches!!!
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@LOVECARROTTOP
Nighty-night doll, sweet dreams!
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Submitted by lara on July 24, 2008 - 8:06pm.
i didn't read the comments, but someone on imdb said something very interesting:
"Does doctor give IVF to a woman whose mother, grandma died of Cancer?
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Ha! As we've seen, even just in here, many times - SOME doctors will do anything to anyone.
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It's too bad Brangelina don't actually read this stuff! Kizzy and LCT, could you imagine all those big veins she has in her arms and face just popping if she read your discussion??
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Submitted by Kizzy on July 24, 2008 - 10:20pm.
@LOVECARROTTOP-- Of course!!! Whereupon they immediately took it to the House of Faberge, where they went to work, applying layer after translucent thin layer until it was perfectly encapsulated for all time. As a whimsy, a tiny teardrop diamond was secured near the bottom, suspened off the tip of the nostril in mid-drip.
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In the shape of.... JAMES HAVEN!
My dear, it's bedtime for me. Have a wonderful evening and I'll see you in the AM. xoxo
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LOVECARROTTOP Exactly!!! But I'm sure the golden ones, borne from Saint Angelia would have perfectly formed poos. There will never have been such a thing documented, as a pefectly formed poo. Brangeloonies will begin a pilgrimage to see the perfectly golden perfect poo. And perfect snot-bubble. There may be a spring nearby.
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Submitted by lara on July 24, 2008 - 8:06pm.
i didn't read the comments, but someone on imdb said something very interesting:
"Does doctor give IVF to a woman whose mother, grandma died of Cancer?
Jolie's mother, grandmother, great grandmother all died of Ovarian Cancer
Hmm.. maybe she's rushing to have natural children than so she can get a hysterectomy, so she won't end up with Ovarian cancer.. just a thought...
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@LOVECARROTTOP-- Of course!!! Whereupon they immediately took it to the House of Faberge, where they went to work, applying layer after translucent thin layer until it was perfectly encapsulated for all time. As a whimsy, a tiny teardrop diamond was secured near the bottom, suspened off the tip of the nostril in mid-drip.
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Submitted by Kizzy on July 24, 2008 - 10:15pm.
@LOVECARROTTOP-- Bronze is so last century. Nobody wants to keep up with the Cruises, anymore. The precious poo will be rendered in 100% solid gold!!!
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Like zees?
http://www.brownfido.com/DogPoopGold2.jpg
It is sexy poo, no?
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Submitted by Kizzy on July 24, 2008 - 10:13pm.
Knox's accidental gift of his first Golden Shower to his sister Vivienne was of course immortalized in a marble fountain.
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And of course, Vivienne's first snot bubble was flash-frozen and crystallized with liquid nitrogen. Thank God they had that plastic surgeon on-hand.
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@LOVECARROTTOP-- Bronze is so last century. Nobody wants to keep up with the Cruises, anymore. The precious poo will be rendered in 100% solid gold!!!
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Submitted by Kizzy on July 24, 2008 - 10:13pm.
Knox's accidental gift of his first Golden Shower to his sister Vivienne was of course immortalized in a marble fountain.
OMFG Kizzy, you're killin' me here!LOL!!!
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Submitted by cartimandua on July 24, 2008 - 9:04pm.
I think Jolie is addicted to having babies. There are women like this....they get a rush off being the center of attention during pregnancy or after a birth or adoption. "New Mommy Syndrome" These women aren't as much concerned with the needs of the children as their own insatiable need for attention. Similar mindset as someone who suffers from Munchausen by Proxy.
With her history Of being Nuckin' Futs, I'd say this is a very accurate hypothosis! Cartimandu, you should emkail your theory to Dr. Drew, I'll bet he'd agree!!
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Knox's accidental gift of his first Golden Shower to his sister Vivienne was of course immortalized in a marble fountain.
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Submitted by Kizzy on July 24, 2008 - 10:10pm.
@LOVECARROTTOP-- They're having to make doo while Knox's angelic toot is transformed into a diamond
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Make do or make doo? Both? Maybe they'll bronze it like Suri's first shit.
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Submitted by Kizzy on July 24, 2008 - 10:06pm.
And congratulated themselves, again, upon hearing the news the Knox was the first to let out a fart.
LMFAO!!!
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@LOVECARROTTOP-- They're having to make doo while Knox's angelic toot is transformed into a diamond sculpture. The poo that followed the toot, of course is well on it's way to being gilded by now.
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Submitted by Kizzy on July 24, 2008 - 10:06pm.
And congratulated themselves, again, upon hearing the news the Knox was the first to let out a fart.
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WHAT?! And I wasn't informed of this BECAUSE?? This is valuable news people. Spread the wealth. Jebus.
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And congratulated themselves, again, upon hearing the news the Knox was the first to let out a fart.
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I bet the Brangeloonies congratulated themselves upon hearing the news the blessed family had returned safely.
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Submitted by Kizzy on July 24, 2008 - 10:02pm.
@LOVECARROTTOP
ROFL OMG, That is just groooossss!!! But you know somebody over there already has a fucking chapter just like it!!
EEEEWWWwwwwwww
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Ugh, I had to have a bucket handy while typing that monstrosity. Ok, sure, Brad and Angie (well, mostly Brad) are good looking folks but come on. NO.
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Poor Brangeloonies. Did they never think about that before? It's not easy to get sexy times when you got a c-section scar, two babes and a bunch of pre-schoolers running around your house. Do they think it's like Mr. and Mrs. Smith every day at the Brangelina manor? And How DO they get around that rug on Brad's head?
Their marriage is a business deal, at best, by now. Many marriages struggle after the birth of one child. They just piled 6 on themselves in how long...? 3 years? Ha! They are like impulsive children, themselves, who are gonna have to learn the hard way that we all have limits.
Now I see she timed it ...that's why she worked so hard. She's on a schedule - like an impetuous little girl. And Brad's dickmatised. Hollywoodized. Idolized and lost in his own lies.
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@LOVECARROTTOP
ROFL OMG, That is just groooossss!!! But you know somebody over there already has a fucking chapter just like it!!
EEEEWWWwwwwwww
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Submitted by Kizzy on July 24, 2008 - 9:55pm.
Guess they'll have to write themselves some more fanfic, won't they?? Ever faithful, those loonies.
"As Brad delivered the first twin from Angelina's canal of pleasure, he felt his loins stir and he grazed her opening with one finger."
Ugh going to make myself vomit.
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Lol, no prob.
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Guess they'll have to write themselves some more fanfic, won't they?? Ever faithful, those loonies.
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The brangeloonies are constantly saying that Brad and Ange are having hot sex. This is devasting to them. Most parents look for alone time away from the kids. Do you see Ange and Brad wanting any alone time?
Omfg kacky! Totally creepy!
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@Chica,
Sorry saw one quotation at beginning but no close. Thought is was a typo, something I can relate to. I am old. Bad eyesight! lol.
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
Deb, I guess you didn't read what I wrote that was a quote
and they did it because they didn't want to deal the stress of trying to get knocked up lol what a joke as much as she talk about sex and her sex life you would think that would be the least of their problems. I bet it was brads ideal he's finally waking up so it would perevent him from sleeeping with her. I pity her and her so call relationship. I bet they sleep in different rooms. that relationship was doomed from the start. they are soo over
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