Crazy Eyes Is Victorious
YouTube superstar Tricia Walsh-Smith held a press conference yesterday where she claimed she was getting death threats. Crazy Eyes also declared victory in her divorce court battle. In reality, it wasn't much of a victory. Crazy Eyes lost. She only received $750,000 and the judge basically told her she was insane. I know, that judge is a hater.
Crazy Eyes claimed victory because she "will not be bullied, coerced or anything." She said that her ex-husband, Philip Smith, and his company want to destroy her. Her lawyer said, "Just this morning we have received death threats."
Crazy Eyes will appeal the judge's decision and said she would stay in the Park Avenue apartment even though she was told to get the hell out. However, Crazy Eyes' lawyer told The NY Post that she will leave the apartment in a few weeks in return for expedited payment of the $750,000. What the hell? Shouldn't she have had a pow-wow with her lawyer before this press conference?
Click here to see clips from her press conference. She will not be bullied! Her crazy eyes are out in full force! I swear, she probably sees everything in 3D!
Although Crazy Eyes' press conference was pretty hot, it pales in comparison to international supermodel Phoebe Price's press conference in front of the Chanel store. Who knows what happened with that lawsuit? Chanel is probably going to announce the closing of their company soon, because they know they are no match for PP and her legal management team!
Let's watch this amazing press conference again, shall we? Hopefully, Crazy Eyes is watching and will learn a few things from Chicken Cutlets.
It was fun watching the PP video again just to see her say, "defaninnly" three times!
With the circus music playing in the background and that purple person who jumped out of PP's ass, I wish all press conferences could be like this.
She looks almost exactly like my moms best friend, right down to the crazy.
My life! My Limoges! My God, what a bitch!
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If anyone wants to read what was really announced yesterday, follow this link to the actual statements by Tricia and her lawyer.
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Hmmm...you're reporting on a press briefing to which you couldn't attend because, oh, that's right, it was only for legitimate working press. So you steal your info from second-hand sources and you can't even get right what was reported by the working press who attended! Re the apartment, the announcement actually was that Tricia Walsh (she'd already dumped the Smith before the briefing) is expediting her move per a tentative settlement agreement by which Philip would pay the full $750k he owes her rather than just a $50k installment. Also discussed was the fact that Judge Beeler found the only grounds were based soley on Tricia's YouTube videos which weren't created until 6 months after Philip filed for divorce. So he filed without grounds and, guess what, he did it one year before the prenup dictated he would owe her another 1.25 million if they divorced. Seems he was trying to trigger a response from his wife to create the grounds and get out of the extra $1.25 mil, even though he's worth $60 mil. Then there's the tracking of the Shubert Org.'s IP address to threats on Tricia's site - and he did't want to air this in the public.
If anyone wants to read what was really announced yesterday, follow this link to the actual statements by Tricia and her lawyer. http://triciawalsh.com/uploads/Press_Briefing_Recap.pdf
Submitted by Hekki on July 24, 2008 - 4:05pm.
Pernicious: I am astounded that your friend has gotten FIVE men to propose to her! I've only gotten one marriage proposal. And I took it!
It's a certain type of woman who can get multiple men to propose. They're often not the hottest. They always have lots of drama. They're usually engaged after just a few months.
In the words of the legendary Little Edie: "If you can't get a man to propose to you, you might as well be dead."
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She has gotten more than 5 proposals, but those are the times she's accepted. She is gorgeous, and even posed for playboy in april or may (Hef's main bitch discovered her). I love her to bits, but she is a spoiled brat who only cares about money. Everything she has is a result of her beauty and I dread to think what she'll do when she gets older, but I suppose the same as crazy eyes here.
Yeah, I've only been proposed to twice seriously, i.e. by people who really knew me. The other times were from rich old pervs. People say I should be flattered, but it's so far from who I am, I find it insulting.
GUYS: READ THIS AND REWATCH PP'S VIDEO
THE FUNNY THING WITH "CUTLETS" IS IF YOU WATCH HER LAWYERS FACE AROUND 1:55, WHEN TWO VOICES OUT OF THE MEDIA ASK, "WHAT'S YOUR NAME?" YOU NOTICED HE CHUCKLES...HE PROBABLY THOUGHT THE SAME THING....THE CAMERA SHAKES A LITTLE BUT YOU PIC UP ON A LITTLE UNDER THE BREATHE GIGGLE....AND A CRACKED SMILE
I wish her and Heather Mills would go for a long car ride together off a very short pier.
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Her eyes would settle down if someone would just tap dat ass. Oh, that and the menopause, for sure,
Submitted by suze on July 24, 2008 - 10:50am.
I think PP should consider ditching the wind machine next time she gives a press conference.
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Ha ha ha ha!! Ba-Bing!
This bitch makes Heather Mills look rational.
At first glance I thought it was Posh Spice AKA Victoria Beckham!!
At first glance I thought it was Posh Spice AKA Victoria Beckham!!
Pernicious: I am astounded that your friend has gotten FIVE men to propose to her! I've only gotten one marriage proposal. And I took it!
It's a certain type of woman who can get multiple men to propose. They're often not the hottest. They always have lots of drama. They're usually engaged after just a few months.
In the words of the legendary Little Edie: "If you can't get a man to propose to you, you might as well be dead."
Submitted by Pernicious on July 24, 2008 - 8:37am.
Yeah, true, but that is if you are being kept. I guess I had no idea that "job" came with a pension plan.
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you gotta love good ol' crazy eyes! what a kook.
btw, here's some youtube videos of tricia walsh-smith driving around LA with a gay bear cub dude named blake, dropping some more of her trademark zingers - talking some nonsense about archangels, dissing NYC (in the 2nd video),etc.
part 1 (she shows up at the 0:53 mark)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVlmlSVhgF8
part 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YGE4-5dDCs
xoxo
Michael, didn't you know the Chanelgate was already settled? Supposedly Phoebe has received an apology from Chanel, at least that's what she's telling on this vid.
I think PP should consider ditching the wind machine next time she gives a press conference.
(I think I could read better than that when I was in the second grade btw)
I'm bored with you now.
Submitted by NovaNightly on July 24, 2008 - 11:30am.
She has to know that she has crazy eyes...right?? lol...Its just too strange...
I thought the same thing - but then surmised she must think her eye expression works well, (she uses enough khol to emphasize them , right?) in the same way Posh thinks she has a good body, or Jordan thinks her tan is attractive.
I'm bored with you now.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 24, 2008 -
Being a kept woman...nice work if you can get it....
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Yeah, true, but that is if you are being kept. I guess I had no idea that "job" came with a pension plan.
They should do a movie of Crazy Eyes' life and get Phoebe Price to play her. We're talking Oscar material here.
Submitted by Pernicious on July 24, 2008 - 8:28am.
I've never understood these women who fight for money that they never worked for.
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Being a kept woman...nice work if you can get it....
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Most important, stay away from stiff denim — it will flatten your backside like a pancake!
She has to know that she has crazy eyes...right?? lol...Its just too strange...
its time she STFU and get laid...like someone said...that would seriously straighten the bitch out. She's super uptight and in need of release!! lmao
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In support of PP, I am NEVER buying Chanel again! Instead, I will simply buy the Chanel knock-offs from my local flea market. Which is pretty much the only "Chanel" I own. At least I'm with you in spirit, PP!
I am taking a survey:
Gold lame pumps in public before 5p.m.
yes or no?
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Most important, stay away from stiff denim — it will flatten your backside like a pancake!
I've never understood these women who fight for money that they never worked for. I have a friend who refused to sign a prenupt and her man wouldn't marry her (he had left his first wife and 4 kids for her). She was bawling to us about it and I just kept on laughing. Eventually she she left him for someone richer, and she is now on her 5th engagement and none of the men will marry her without a prenupt. She's not even a gold digger, she's a black card, mansion, cars and no prenupt digger.
Maybe Christian Bale can lend her some walking around money?
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LMAO!
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Ugh, PP, go away. No, actually, stay around so we can laugh at and mock you.
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She reeeeally needs to get laid. Didn't she say the old pepaw husband of hers had claimed impotence and hadn't boinked her—ever? Then she found viagra, or something, which he clearly wasn't using on her.
Anyhoo, Triscia, its time to move on. You look pretty good (minus the crazy eyes) so go out and find a young hot guy to get a good slammin' from. That'll straighten you out.
Ewww lawd wouldnt it be great if when she was sticking her big ole crazy face out like that and yelling in the mic that some one would run by and slap her in the mouth with a big fat giant wet red sea bass!
Slap ya with a stank fish!
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Man...PP was seriously butt hurt by that whole Chanel deal. MK...you need to go whip Chanel into shape for pissing off your dearest PP. lol...Give em the ol one-two...right in the brownstar!!
lol....she held a freakin press conference and people came?!?! lmaooooooooooooo
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damn, I think we should start calling Crazy Eyes regular old "Crazy Bitch"
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what a tool.
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Regular eyes see in 3D. Maybe Crazy Eyes sees in 5D.
Wow! Who would divorce her? I'm sure he'll be regretting his decision before long. lol