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PETA needs to go suck a big fat dic!

~Ho buster #1! Jokes are funny, hate is not a joke nor is it funny!

Mornin sluts! xoxoxoxo

Did anyone see Chelsea Lately last night? She had Madonna's bro on and yes, he was a total asshat and yes, I want to buy his book! Madge totally blew it. Hell hath no fury like a lady scorned!!!

Madge, honey, it's time to face the music and not dance.

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Most important, stay away from stiff denim — it will flatten your backside like a pancake!

He's got some competition in the Madden twits but Pete Wentz never fails to look hideously ridiculous. That fucking hair! Those 6 inch legs.

Pete W, shave that fucking head and get your shorty arse down to DCMA. You know that, er, 'collective' is designed by/for short legged fuckwits.

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 24, 2008 - 11:04am.

PETA is so stupid when finding Nemo came out they tried to kidnap the Gordon Fishermans son in retribution for Nemos dumb ass getting seperated from his family!
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Submitted by LoLo on July 24, 2008 - 11:00am.

yeah i was kidding. It was kind of like a "yo momma is so stupid..." style of jokie poo.
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Thank God. If that were true I would have sued them for subjecting the world to too much facking stupidity.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 24, 2008 - 9:59am.
Jessica Biel is on the cover of BAZAAR magazine, and they refer to her as an "A" List actress....did I miss something?

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Apparently you're overlooking the oscar-worthiness of her performance in "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry." ahem.

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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron

Jessica Biel's lips look like a sphincter. A dried out, swollen sphincter. The BF thinks she's hot, and I can't find the hot. All I see is grouchiness, bitchiness and ass lips

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 24, 2008 - 10:55am.
Submitted by LoLo on July 24, 2008 - 10:49am.

yeah i was kidding. It was kind of like a "yo momma is so stupid..." style of jokie poo.

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Jessica Biel is on the cover of BAZAAR magazine, and they refer to her as an "A" List actress....did I miss something?

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Pete and John...sittin in a tree....

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UM, PETA It's a fucking movie. I am sure they didn't actually hurt the animals. UGH!

STFU Megan Fox. Sheesh, I mean, you're hot and all but she's starting to annoy me. She's playing the "I'm hot, but I hate being called the sexiest woman, because you know, it's stressful" card that Miseralba so often plays.

I've always had a crush on Spike Jonze.

Gillian is so hot.

Pete Wentz is such a fucking dork. Poser!

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When I become a superhero, I will be sure to keep peanut butter treats in one of my secret belt compartments. You know, because it's such a good idea to reward violent animal behavior. Stupid PETA.

Submitted by poo on July 24, 2008 - 10:53am.

About Madonna- do tell, do tell!
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Good Lord PETA...its only a movie!! Ever heard of FICTION????? We all know that NO dogs were harmed in the filming of the Dark Knight. Get a fucking grip and stop grasping at straws for attention. ;P

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Submitted by LoLo on July 24, 2008 - 10:49am.

PETA is so fucking stupid they tried to sue Mike Meyers for dressing up as a green troll and verbaly assaulting the Donkey!
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You're kidding, right?

Pete's become a charicature of who he was four years ago. The sleeveless hoodies and skinny jeans have become a running joke to everyone but scattered populations of upper middle-class 16 year-old boys whose idea of angst is finding the WRONG FLAVOR of Uncrustables™ in the freezer after school.

And I really want to read Christopher's book. What I've heard so far falls in line with the stories I know from people who grew up with her or lived near her family. We're pretty close-knit here in Michigan, actually.

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"I guess time seems to stretch out when you don't really give a fuck." -- MK, 07/07/08

Fuck PETA
I hate hate Megan Fox, no idea why but I cant stand her wannabe ass.
Open letter to Megan Fox
Miss Fox can you at least try to do a good imitation of Jolie, at least Jolie looks like she is fun in bed, you look like you will be posing for the camera, and worried about how you look instead of a good lay.
Be honest you want to have sex appeal and try super hard so stop with your whinny comments and start having sex. STFU
PS. Lay off the plastic surgery and botox you used to be pretty.

Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"

Rocket,
That is disturbing! When you take your cause to a vigilante level, your message gets lost.

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What's a 50 year old lollipop man doing knowin fuckin karate??

PETA is so fucking stupid they tried to sue Mike Meyers for dressing up as a green troll and verbaly assaulting the Donkey!
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Dirk diggler, what did it say? I'm dying to read that book. Probably gonna buy it on amazon. Anyone read the book yet and wanna reveal anything good?
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PETA is totally against owning pure bred dogs. Totally. In their latest escapade, they ran an ad in Dog Fancy, a purebred dog magazine under an assumed name offering a free gift for your new puppy. The new gift you receive? A body bag for the mixed breed puppy you killed when you bought a pure bred dog.

HAHAHAAAA!! JOHN MAYER IS WEARING CAPRI PANTS!!!! BWWAAAHAHAHAAA!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

Vadge's brother may be a douche, but karma's a bitch. Isn't it, Vadge? Maybe if you didn't treat your brother like a worthless plebian and then fire him he wouldn't be on the attack. No sympathy.
PETA harbors a bunch of hypocrites. Their bitching about Batman is not unsimilar to the five Communists left in Russia who were bitching about the new Indiana Jones film. i.e.--nobody gives a shit.

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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron

Good Lord, PETA! It's fiction. If one had to fuss at that ridiculously phony moral level, movies would never be made, books would never be written. And just in case PETA didn't notice, the murder of many humans was also simulated. They are first and foremost, celebrity obsessed; the animals are just a ruse it often seems with these utopians.

"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader,the cultured and fascinating liar. . ."

Oscar Wilde

http://www.peta-sucks.com/

"Eat it, Lick it, Snort it, Fuck it!" ~

Gillian Anderson looks awesome!

David Duchovny looks horrible but I'd hit it anyway, he's hot. Can't wait to see the movie.

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Megan Fox is such a twat. She prances around looking like a stripper and then has the audacity to pretend she's annoyed people noticed? Come the fuck on.

PETA pretty much needs to bend over and take it like a man.. Honestly as of late it seems like any statements they release is purely for media attention.

I'm sure he didn't ACTUALLY beat the dogs, and I'm sure nobody was hurt.. so get over it.

idiots..

"Eat it, Lick it, Snort it, Fuck it!" ~

I agree that Gillian Anderson is phenomenally gorgeous and cool and I can't find any fault with her in the least.

Hum. Looks like our "conspiracy theory" about Vadge masterminding her own slurring campaign for publicity purposes was just that: a theory. I had a chance to read large excerpts from her brother's book and yum, it is tasty. I plan a little trip to the bookstore very soon. Perfect vacation read!

PETA gives animal rights a bad name.

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Gillian Anderson is awesome in just about every possible way.

I ate beans last night so PETA can just come and suck a fart out of my asshole.

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Submitted by missy on July 24, 2008 - 9:47am.

I officially deem this day to be: What The Fuck Is Wrong With People Day

how is it that gillian anderson looks hotter and younger now than she did 15 years ago?? well shit, she looks great in any case
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