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As a vegan, I must say, PETA is very helpful and offers a lot of advice for vegans that are both members and not members, but seriously I do not like the organization at all. Sometimes they go to far and give veganism a bad name. Well really, /frequently/ they go to far and give veganism a bad name.
Also, I love Gillian Anderson but I'm tired of all the pics of hot Scully. I need more David Duchovny! Mmm.

I hate PeTA with a passion. They pretend to be an animal rights group, but are anything but. They euthanize animals, because they care. Yeah, right.

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PETA are fascist, deluded idiots. Their arguments are nothing short of ridiculous. Protecting animal rights is a noble and important endeavour but they make it look stupid with these types of stunts. They remind me of feminazis who RUIN the very righteous feminist cause. If I were an animal rights activist I would HATE PETA.

I'm surprised Michelle Williams is dating Spike Jonze -- word was he and Sofia Coppola split because he didn't want kids.

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Ugh. Pete and John together is the unholiest of unions. The two douchiest, douches that have ever douched.

As for their lunch date, they probably grabbed some street meat and then went back to John's tour bus and tinkled on each other.

PETA needs to shut the fuck up. Does anyone mind if I just blow up their central building or whatever?
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Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
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Peta people: seek help. You need it.

i'm all for animal rights to an extent, but PETA really needs to learn to shut the fuck up on this one. This is why no one takes them seriously.

Gillian Anderson is friggin' flawless and I can't wait to see the movie, I ♥ The X Files.

Megan Fox is next on John Mayer's rotation, bet ya' a plate of cupcakes.
They can annoy each other.

And PETA can blow it out their ass.

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I love Gillian Anderson too. I used to love how Scully was a drier character but she always seemed to have an underlying sultriness and silliness. So subtle (wow. that's a lot of "S".

She's so fun to watch whatever she's doing.

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It's always nice to see some dlisters' love for my beloved one :-)

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how is it that gillian anderson looks hotter and younger now than she did 15 years ago?? well shit, she looks great in any case
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During the 9 years of The X Files she used to work 12 hours per day, had to dress like a middle-aged professional and had for a while the most hideous hairdoes. She also had anxiety and alcohol problems for long - and was pregnant during the first half of season 2 so had to lose some plumpiness.
Obviously, being Gillian, Scully came out nonetheless hot, charming and overall irresistible! But I like her now that she's free to be herself.

I just wrote PETA an email pointing out what incredible idiots they're being over a movie. They will no doubt ignore it and call county on my ass thinking I condone dog abuse, but whatevs.

Thx Poo for the extra comments. Love your pic.

What really annoys be about Vadge is the way she mooched off EVERYBODY when she was trying to make it, and now she won't even offer to pay when she has dinner out with friends.

It all boils down to a very self-centered, egotistical person.

But as they say, what goes around comes around. Her lack of generosity and concern for others is what incensed her brother and it will be her undoing in the end.

STFU, Megan!! That's Jessica Alba's line. Come up with something else.

Gillian looks delicious! Those frumpy clothes and hair on X-Files made her look like crap. It's amazing what a pretty dress and a different hair style can do for a woman.

I can't believe PETA is serious. People that stupid don't deserve to live.
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Cancel my subscription to the resurrection. Send my credentials to the house of detention. I got some friends inside.

OMG MargeAggedon,

I had that exact same thought just today but I hadn't processed it all the way. Thanks for doing that work for me:)

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Peta is a front for anti-animal rights groups. They figure if they make animal rights activists look insane, violent and stupid they'll have no problem getting rid of the rest of them.
It's easier to discredit and remove actual animal rights groups when the most obnoxious and visible group has tainted public opinion against the rest.

I love the way they get brain dead celebutards to do shit for them for free. All you need is a lawyer and a good PR guy and you can convince some of these people to do anything, no questions asked.

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Um...PETA is so ridiculous.
My dog would have cleaned my bathroom if I let him fight with Batman. Trust.

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PETA is soooo last year. *YAWN*

Submitted by MargeAggedon on July 24, 2008 - 11:45am.

Thanks!
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So how does this work? Is word of another xfiles project the signal for Gillan anderson to get knocked up again? WTF?

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Submitted by Dirk Diggler on July 24, 2008 - 11:15am.
Mawy:

I'm not going to ruin in for you, but let's just say it corroborates (with crusty anecdotes) other sources describing Vadge as:

* an egomaniac
* a control freak
* a cheapskate (despite her immense fortune!)
* a people user
* a push-over for the man she loves

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@diggler:

Pretty much except for the last one. There's nothing mean-spirited or ugly to report. My stories are from friends and a cousin who knew her around 1978-1981 in Rochester and/or Ann Arbor.

Here's the thumbnail:

She was a lot of fun to hang out with and loved to party, but wouldn't hesitate to suddenly ditch you if something more interesting was going on somewhere else.

She was hard to dislike, even when she was being bitchy.

She never called back when she said she would, and when she said she'd meet you somewhere there was just a one in two chance she'd follow through.

She would dance by herself -- and all night --when nobody wanted to dance with her. And of course she danced very well.

She was a natural-born fag hag who never had to pay.

She constantly moved between groups and never stayed anywhere very long.

She was close (at that time) to her family and childhood friends in Bay City and remained in touch.

And she got bored VERY easily.

That's about it.

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People you wanna kill PETA people, is very very simple just explain to them how water and plants are living things and have feelings so when you drink water and eat plants you are hurting them so stop eating and drinking who wants to help me advertise this to PETA?

Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"

Submitted by LoLo on July 24, 2008 - 11:06am.

PETA is so stupid when finding Nemo came out they tried to kidnap the Gordon Fishermans son in retribution for Nemos dumb ass getting seperated from his family!
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PETA is so stupid they tried to invent a time machine so they could go back and beat Scarlet with the whip when her horse was foaming at the mouth.

PETA is so stupid they tried to confiscate all the "Red Dogs" from liquor stores because they were cold in the refrigerators and people were drinking them

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PETA lost all credibility when they started acting like a bunch of insecure high school girls. Remember the whole "Trollsen" twins thing? Seriously, i came up with more mature shit than that when i was 14.

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yawn

PETA is so stupid that they tries to kill Megan Fox's plastic surgeon for testing wax lip implants on an animal.
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PETA has gradually become nothing more than a megaphone for the insecure and the hypocritical and the self-aggrandizing to draw praise to themselves over their spurious moral superiority.

When they have known druggies as "spokespeople" that's when they need to realize it's time to get a new gig because too many honest people are wise to their phoniness.

I suggest some kind of bogus charity where they're all "accidentally" caught contributing, or mass suicide.
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Submitted by Rocket on July 24, 2008 - 10:17am.
Madonna's brother said last night she gives no money to her father, but does give the family free concert tickets.

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Free Tickets? To see your vapid bitch of a family member sing like a dying cat and gyrate her rotting girl parts to music that SHE doesn't even like because it sucks so badly? Vadge really hates her family, doesn't she?

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Mrs. K my love! *bear hug*

Re Megan Fox: ITA, you're not that sexay. You look like Angelina of the Projects.

If Megan Fox is annoyed at being regarded a sex pot than why did she give a bunch of magazine interviews talking about how much she enjoyed sex and how wild she is?

Submitted by Rocket on July 24, 2008 - 11:17am.

Oh wow. What a POS she is. Dirk Diggler, please tell me something! lol. i'm dying to know!
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PETA= People Ever Trolling (for) Attention.

Losers. Animals deserve a better group to "represent" them.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

Submitted by LoLo on July 24, 2008 - 10:15am.

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Haha! PETA is so moronic, they attempted to set John Travolta's wig free!

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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron

Miss Priss♥, Rocket♥! So good to "see" you!! :)

PETA is so stupid they picketed black people for cruelty to Dog the Bouty Hunter.

It's true what they said, Madge:
Ya reap what ya sow.

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Submitted by Miss Priss on July 24, 2008 - 11:16am.

well lets play ;)

and THATS A GOOD ONE!
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Hey DeeDee! *kisses* What a bitter little toad he was, but my interest was SO piqued! And his parting shot?? How low was that? Bwahahhaa!

Chelsea: "Madonna's not gonna like this picture. Too close!"
Bro: "Well, they shouldn't have pulled her so tight."

*dies*

_Submitted by Sweetas on July 24, 2008 - 11:13am.

Well PETA caught the beaver and then put it to sleep because they found out Amy had bought it at a pet store!
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Madonna's brother said last night she gives no money to her father, but does give the family free concert tickets. AND that her husband was a homophobe.

Hi Sweetas!

PETA is so stupid they tried going after Oxygen Network's TV execs because "camels should not be exploited for entertainment purposes especially when pregnant. Tori and Dean should be taken off the air".

(I liked your game LoLo)

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TACO mom!!!

PETA is so stupid when they saw Shitney running around town flashing her nether regions they tried to build a damn in her panties to give her beaver a natural habitat!

or PETA is so retarded they protested out side of Kirsty Allies swiming pool fo keeping endangered whales in too small of a tank!
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Mawy:

I'm not going to ruin in for you, but let's just say it corroborates (with crusty anecdotes) other sources describing Vadge as:

* an egomaniac
* a control freak
* a cheapskate (despite her immense fortune!)
* a people user
* a push-over for the man she loves

Did anyone see Chelsea Lately last night? She had Madonna's bro on and yes, he was a total asshat and yes, I want to buy his book! Madge totally blew it. Hell hath no fury like a lady scorned!!!

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I never miss Chelsea. He was an asshat, but I have to admit his voice fascinates me.

I remember when she (Madonna) first started out he was her interior decorator.

LoLo!! *fist bump* Whats up hotness? Damn, I hope that beaver didn't get far. A cracked-out beaver could dam up the Thames pretty quick.

Submitted by LoLo on July 24, 2008 - 10:08am.
PETA is so stupid when they saw pictures of Amy Wino's unshaved bagina hairs poking out of her trousers they tried to tackle her ass and set her beaver free!

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Hells yes! PETA's so stupid that they tried to set Wonky McValtrex's crabs free while she was asleep on the beach.

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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron

PETA is always pissed off at someone or something. *eye roll*

Hi Sweetas! I saw the interview last night too. Escalando!

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Madonna's brother is a piece of shit. If a family member would have done such a thing to me, I'd kill him with by bare hands!
This is something I couldn't ever forgive.

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PETA is so stupid when they saw pictures of Amy Wino's unshaved bagina hairs poking out of her trousers they tried to tackle her ass and set her beaver free!
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