There's Hope For Pilot Inspektor
This story doesn't have anything to do with Jason Lee's son, Pilot Inspektor, but he may want to file it away for possible future use.
A family court judge in New Zealand made a 9-year-old girl a ward of the court so that her name could be changed. You see, her parents named her "Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii." Seriously. I think Matthew McConaughey is hitting himself over the head with his bongos for not thinking of that totally awesome name.
The little girl is involved in a custody battle. Her new name was not made public. It was probably changed to "Talula Does The Kapa Haka From New Zealand." Well, she's from New Zealand. Not Hawaii.
The poor girl told the court that she was also embarassed by her name and asked all her friends to call her "K" instead. The judge said, "The court is profoundly concerned about the very poor judgment which this child's parents have shown in choosing this name. It makes a fool of the child and sets her up with a social disability and handicap, unnecessarily."
The registration office in New Zealand has already blocked some names, but some have been allowed, including including "Number 16 Bus Shelter." I can't even comment on that shit. Those parents deserve the beat down of a lifetime.
Please forward this story to Audio Science, Moxie Crimefighter, Diva Thin Muffin and Jermajesty. They need to know that there's a way to stop the madness!
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Moxie is the least fucked-up of those names.
I had lots of romantic, lyrical names in mind, but I gave my older daughter a name that would be appropriate for a Supreme Court Justice. My younger's name is a bit more unusual, but there are two successful famous women with it.
If a name is truly awful, people can always change it, though, or go by their initials or somehthing.
omg, luckily his kid is adorable, imagine being a fugly kid with that name...
so how many hits of acid does it take to come up with this kind of poetry. I mean that's a fucking slap in the face. they are basically saying to their kids"you little bastards inconvenienced us with coming into this world and now you must suffer"
Oh my damn, that kid is cute.
Although I'd never name a kid such a thing, I'm sorta cool with Moxie Crimefighter. You can't help but be a badass with that name.
I used to get so much shit for being named Callan, and not Jessica or Lauren when I was in middle school. Thank god though, because my parents could have done soooooooo much worse to me. I actually like my name.
I once had my hair cut by a woman named Phyllistine.
Submitted by Newportjoey on July 24, 2008 - 9:58am.
It isn't any worse then Black Women getting "creative" with their children's names. Those are the first resumes that are thrown away.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
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LOL I was just watching Maury on my break and this girl named her children da'mya, Davion and some other wierd d name. It's like hello these children have to live with these names their whole lives!! Gees.
Ok, years ago at least parents could say that the ridiculous names they gave their children was due to all the drugs during the sexual revolution and hippie generation, but there's no excuse to torture your child like that these days unless you're nothing but a selfish, pretentious assfuck.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
It isn't any worse then Black Women getting "creative" with their children's names. Those are the first resumes that are thrown away.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Cute dad and adorable babe. I saw his profile on m'illionaire d'ating s'ite """""M e e t i n g W e a l t h y.c o m"""" last month. What kind of relationship is he looking for on that site?
I submitted this too. What a triumph for the hideously named of New Zealand.
What kind of moron would name their kid bus shelter number 16? Even if that was where the kid was conceived. Dont you have larger hopes for your kid than the shit YOU did?
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
Number 16 Bus Shelter?!? SERIOUSLY?
That may possibly be the most ghetto ass shit I ever heard.
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
Oh for fucks sake! Sometimes, the worst thing for a child is his/her parents.
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What's a 50 year old lollipop man doing knowin fuckin karate??
There's more sheep than people in New Zealand...that's got to account for the some of the strangeness here.
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For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time.~Isabel Allende
Ummm, it's Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen Zappa to be exact!
Submitted by missy on July 24, 2008 - 9:47am.
I officially deem this day to be: What The Fuck Is Wrong With People Day
Submitted by DorothyZbornak on July 24, 2008 - 9:46am.
For fuck's sake, if you want to give something a stupid name, get a dog or a cat, not a fucking baby.
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Cheers to both of your comments.
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I don't agree with animal testing; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
They can do that? wow.
How do they feel about names ending with "x"?
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Which celeb had Diva Thin Muffin?
Don't forget little baby "Millionz A Dollaz" honest to god I saw a kid in an online baby book with that name. Stupid shits should not be allowed to breed.
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Peaches Honeyblossom Geldof thinks that's stupid. Her sister Little Pixie can't be bothered.
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“We found a great rhythm. Contractions started kicking in. I sat there with her, right between her legs. We got tribal on it, we danced to it! I was DJ-ing this Brazilian music. No painkiller, let’s go."
"The court is profoundly concerned about the very poor judgment which this child's parents have shown in choosing this name. It makes a fool of the child and sets her up with a social disability and handicap, unnecessarily."
Thank God the courts have a brain because it seems the parents don't. Poor kid.
Take note all you Hollyweird HO's!
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Dick happens! - MK
I'm gonna change my kids name to I'm a Fucking Asshole so I Gave My Kid This Moronic Name. But his friends can just call him I Bet You Hate Your Mother.
I officially deem this day to be: What The Fuck Is Wrong With People Day
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For fuck's sake, if you want to give something a stupid name, get a dog or a cat, not a fucking baby.