There's Hope For Pilot Inspektor

a cop friend of mine has arrested many people with fucked up names such as: abraham lincoln cadillac, and be like michael jordan. i wish i could remember the rest. damnit.

I really liked Jason Lee early on until I realized that he's part of the alien cult and that he gave his son a stupid, Scientologist/Hollyweird name. Jason's dead to me.

Not for nuthin' but that's a weird kinda "freedom".

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.

common sense should find it's way to the US law books so kids don't end up with ridic names like pilot and lemonjello...
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...

PLEASE tell me who named their kid DIVA THIN MUFFIN?! LMAO!!

Not to play the racial card here, but um yeah guess I will, there are some incredibly dumb ass maori's in this country (NZ) who really like to fuck up their kids- starting unfortunately with stupid names such as the one MK mentioned here and that poor child whose parents want to call him '4real' for example.

Geebus.

Jermajesty is my favorite celebrity name!

Snaps for MK for knowing what kapa haka is- have you spent much time on youtube watching the rugby boys do topless haka?
Also Moxie Crimefighter, while the coolest of the strange names, might end up under court order in NZ too. Moxie is a brand of tampons.

There should be laws in the US against people giving their kids such ridiculous names. I hate the name my parents gave me. It sounds really Southern/trailer trashy (no offense to the south) and me and my parents are from New York!
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Is your name Crystal or Bambi???? Those are kind of southern trashy names.

PS: Sorry if you are named any of those names.

Somebody here posted the "4real" story from NZ.

I feel sorry for a kid who's parents are so selfish, they want to drag their kid through a legal wrangle because they (the parents) are complete fucking idiots.

The kid is going to turn into a serial killer, starting with the parents. Not that I blame him.

Let's take up a collection for his bail now.

LMAO

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All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!

Although I have a fairly normal (if not all that popular name) I used to hate it, when I was in school.

My parents couldn't have known what I would be put through because of the combo. of my first and last names. Lucinda Albano sounds fine, right?

Not in the 80's, when pro wrestling manager "Captain Lou Albano" was popular. I was a fat girl with the name "Lu" Albano. As you can imagine, the psychological scars run deep.

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"3 boys named Maddox, Pax and Knox. Those three should start a boy band and call themselves Triple X."

sometimes i think it would be funny to sprog out a few kids just so i could name them totally fucked up shit like Sheneneh or Shaniqua.

what i can't fucking stand is the CRE8IVE spelling that bitches do to their kids.

i belong to an awesomely kickass community where people talk shit about baby names all the time. i've seen some fucked up shit on there.

Pilot's beautifully ah-dorable face makes up for the name.
These crazy names are shit.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...

Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty

Submitted by Jesus on July 24, 2008 - 1:43pm.
I used to work for a very small company and assumed the role of recruiting new hires for high level professional work.

I was not trained in HR ethics or whatever, and I will admit I sort of "lost" the resumes with names that were really weird or that I couldn't pronounce. These parents are doing their children a disservice; it's not "cute" to have some crazy name when you are in the professional workforce. Just my opinion.
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LOL! I used to work at a company where accounts were filed with 1st name initial and full last name....I will never forget Victor Agina.

I also used to do HR and loved spelling mistakes on resumes..."managed shit personnel" (instead of 'shift') and "Pubic Health Nurse" were my faves.

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I used to work for a very small company and assumed the role of recruiting new hires for high level professional work.

I was not trained in HR ethics or whatever, and I will admit I sort of "lost" the resumes with names that were really weird or that I couldn't pronounce. These parents are doing their children a disservice; it's not "cute" to have some crazy name when you are in the professional workforce. Just my opinion.

Pilot is freakin' adorable...too bad his parents are Xenu freaks. Hopefully, he'll turn out normal.

True story: Growing up I knew a set of twins named Boomy (boy) and Woomy (girl). They were complete assholes and the biggest bullies in the school...I wonder why...??

For years I work taught at a public school where the African-American had moved from Afro-centric names to really crazy names I couldn't spell. I now work at a child care room for a gym in an upscale, predominantly white area and the affluent white parents are doing the same thing now. The Black kids are now named Amber and Brandon and the White kids are named Kee-ahn and Kaslin.

Ummm, Number 16 Bus Shelter is just as shitty a name as Talula Does the Hula. Since she is asking everyone to call her "K", maybe the courts can do her a favor and just legally change her name to Kay and then give her whatever middle name SHE chooses.

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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK

Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 24, 2008 - 9:06am.

Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 doesn't sound so much like pataphysics as it does a bong falling on the keyboard.

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“We found a great rhythm. Contractions started kicking in. I sat there with her, right between her legs. We got tribal on it, we danced to it! I was DJ-ing this Brazilian music. No painkiller, let’s go."

Submitted by mike on July 24, 2008 - 10:01am.
I once had my hair cut by a woman named Phyllistine.
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Weird. My hairdresser is named Paisley. It's really her given name, too.

♥Hana hou, big boy!♥

Submitted by kat6543 on July 24, 2008 - 10:39am.

That reminds me of an old SNL skit where a large group of kids that were at an inner-city day-camp had names like:
"Neutrogena, Kotex, Preparation H, Windex!"
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That might have been In Living Color, or both shows happened to have similar skits. I think I remember David Alan Grier or Damon Wayans at a camp yelling out names like Listerine.

What an angelic looking child.

there, I said something nice.

Back in the day when I was student teaching in a NYC high School, there was a pregnant girl in one of my classes. She was expecting twins and gave birth in the middle of the school year. She named her twins, get ready for it.....

Ajax and Bonami!!! SHe named them after cleansers so they would always lead a clean life.

I kid you not.

Submitted by Kizzy on July 24, 2008 - 4:57pm.

Those parents need to spend a week ot two being called "4real" or "superman" and see how they like it.

But at least they didn't call the kid...

Brfxxccxxmnpcccclll mmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116

No shit, THAT is a real child's name!

A Swedish couple has been fined for failing to register a legally approved name for their seven-year-old child, who is presently called "Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116" (pronounced "/ˈalˌbin/"). They've offered to change the kid's name to "A," but the Swedish government says that won't do, either.

Because the parents (Elizabeth Hallin and an unidentified father) failed to register a name by the boy's fifth birthday, a district court in Halmstad, southern Sweden, fined the parents 5,000 kronor (US$682 at the time). Responding to the fine, the parents submitted the 43-character name in May 1996, claiming that it was "a pregnant, expressionistic development that we see as an artistic creation." The parents suggested the name be understood in the spirit of 'pataphysics. The court rejected the name and upheld the fine.

http://www.boingboing.net/2008/02/20/swedish-couple-fined.html

~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥

@DreamyAguileraEyes-- OMG ROFL Too funny!!

4real your son flunked the first grade
4real we locked your son in his locker
4real gets his ass kicked every day afterschool
4real got thrown in the dumpster

they're endless....ROFL

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It's 4Real: Parents say they'll call their son Superman

Pat and Sheena Wheaton have been told they cannot name their baby boy 4Real, but they have a Plan B.

"It's a little bit cheeky," admits Pat, but he says - if need be - he and his wife will register their son under an alias.

"If we have to register him for the Government or the system or whatever, then we'll register him as Superman . . . to friends and family he'll stay 4Real.

"It doesn't make a lot of sense: I can call him Superman but I can't call him 4Real," Pat told the Herald.

The couple's original choice met with controversy after it was made public and late last week the Registrar-General of Births, Deaths and Marriages rejected the name 4Real on the grounds that the dictionary definition of a name was "a sequence of characters".

The Wheatons say they are deciding whether to appeal the decision.

"They've turned us down but we're considering how far we want to go," Pat said.

However he admitted the couple would have to give the matter considerable thought before proceeding.

"I'm really unsure how successful we'd be if we took it to court; I'm obviously not a lawyer and [the Government] have got unlimited resources and taxpayer money."

Tony Wallace, a spokesman for the Department of Internal Affairs, said discussions with the family were ongoing in a bid to decide on a final name to be registered.

He was reluctant to comment further until a final decision had been reached.

The Wheatons initially decided on the name after seeing an ultrasound scan and realising their baby was "for real".

They believed the spelling 4Real was the clearest way of writing it down.

Pat said some of the criticism of him and his wife regarding their choice had been difficult to handle.

"I did go online and Google some of the stories and as tough as I am, it does get to you, but there's no point getting upset.

"It could be a 10-year-old school girl making those comments."

He said people's negative reactions were "predictable" because the name he and his wife had chosen wasn't the norm.

"No matter what, it's gonna stay 4Real," Pat said. "I'm certainly not a quitter."

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/6/story.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=10456528

~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥

That reminds me of an old SNL skit where a large group of kids that were at an inner-city day-camp had names like:
"Neutrogena, Kotex, Preparation H, Windex!"

I just can't deal with Diva Muffin's name.

Every time I hear it, I think "muff diver". That's just what pops into my head. Wonder what Frank and Gail were smoking the day they named that kid, cuz Moon Unit and Dweezil sound normal compared to muff diver.

the only Pilot will be saved is if his parents wake up and leave the cult. Otherwise, it is all over for him before it began.

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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.

And these parents will wonder why, when their children blow their heads off with a rifle.

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Long distance, don't talk about ex-girlfriends; don't talk about you without me, don't talk about the past
-No Doubt "In My Head"

About 15 years ago, I worked at an insurance company and we got an application for a baby whose first name was Buck and his middle name was Aroo. I thought that was going to be the only time I saw a completely ridiculous name, other than Dweezil and Moon Unit Zappa. Who knew it would become such a trend.

My daughters have two geckos and I can never remember their original names, so we keep changing them to some goofy names we hear. It's been awhile since we've changed them, so they are still stuck with their American Idol names of Sanjaya and Chikezie.

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*Cue Galactic Overlord evil laugh* Bwhaa ha ha ha!

Submitted by Gabriela on July 24, 2008 - 9:33am.

I'm sure Jason Lee's poor name choice can be attributed to his affiliation with the cult of scientology. I feel certain he believes that he and his family will someday pilot an alien rocketship.
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Well, how else do you expect the thetans of Xenu's alien brethren to be freed from our volcanoes and go back to their home planet?

They're not going to fly themselves home, people! And I'm sure Ella Travolta will be first mate, with Suri at helm.

Kizzy, now you can call your firstborn "I Go Poo In My Shoe At The Zoo In Front Of You" and no one will judge you!!

I'm sure Jason Lee's poor name choice can be attributed to his affiliation with the cult of scientology. I feel certain he believes that he and his family will someday pilot an alien rocketship.

"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader,the cultured and fascinating liar. . ."

Oscar Wilde

THIS is why I love the Swedish government; they have to accept ALL names. Last year this couple had a huge court battle with them cos they wanted to name their kid Metallica, but the state said no. They parents eventually won, but only cos they went to the news and cried about it. On a different note, you can only give your kids the same surname as one of the parents, if you want another one you have to get written consent from all the people with that particular surname.

Ahh Sweden, you gotta love it.

aw snoogle Im honored!
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a message from the Church of the SubGenius

Submitted by Jem on July 24, 2008 - 10:20am.
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Hi Jem..my sister is married to a kiwi (we're Aussies) and yes, MK did well to include that. I am enraptured with the Maori Haka (did I spell that right?) that they do at their international games. Very sexay. Not to mention that the other team looks like they're gonna wet themselves.

On topic: Pilot Inspecktor is very cute.

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For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time.~Isabel Allende

Submitted by missy on July 24, 2008 - 9:47am.

I officially deem this day to be: What The Fuck Is Wrong With People Day

~~~~~~~ that is siggy worthy! I hope you don't mind.

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Submitted by missy on July 24, 2008 - 9:47am.

I officially deem this day to be: What The Fuck Is Wrong With People Day

Submitted by rumble doll on July 24, 2008 - 9:16am.

I wonder whether it is some kind of creepy Scientology thing, this odd-naming: Travolta's son is Jett and Lee's son is Pilot.
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Oh lord. You're probably right. Travolta probably has a civil union all lined up for those two. He'll probably wear his retarded pilot's uniform to the ceremony. See below:

http://mondomedeusah.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/03/30/travolt...

I love the name Moxie Crimefighter. I think it rocks.

And there is no hope for Pilot Inspektor, as his Pappy is a Scientologist.

Submitted by Kizzy on July 24, 2008 - 9:14am.
@YourMomAte...--Hey! ♥♥ --WORD. ITA. That's what I'm screamin'! Penn had it right, "she gets in any trouble she can always say, 'But officer, my middle name is crimefighter'"

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Hey, Kizzy! I'd actually change my name TO Moxie Crimefighter. I'm just glad my folks decided to name me something normal, although my initials spell a-s-s backwards.

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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron

I'm from NZ, and I just wanted to say Yay for MK using the phrase "kapa haka"!

Also, one of my bf's friends had a kid called Max, and he had to go to the registration office to fill out the birth forms. He realised him and his wife hadn't come up with a middle name, so he put "Danger", assuming it wouldn't be accepted. It was. "Max Danger"...

I wonder whether it is some kind of creepy Scientology thing, this odd-naming: Travolta's son is Jett and Lee's son is Pilot.

@YourMomAte...--Hey! ♥♥ --WORD. ITA. That's what I'm screamin'! Penn had it right, "she gets in any trouble she can always say, 'But officer, my middle name is crimefighter'"

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Although, a little girl named Pixie Stix would be awful cute...

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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08

Submitted by Sheeps on July 24, 2008 - 1:50pm.
Peaches Honeyblossom Geldof thinks that's stupid. Her sister Little Pixie can't be bothered.

And their stepsister Heavenly Hirani Tigerlily is bored silly.

Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on July 24, 2008 - 10:00am.

if I ever have children, I'm gonna name my kid Dayonaise.. LOL!

"Eat it, Lick it, Snort it, Fuck it!" ~

There should be laws in the US against people giving their kids such ridiculous names. I hate the name my parents gave me. It sounds really Southern/trailer trashy (no offense to the south) and me and my parents are from New York!
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