Thursday, July 24th 2008
This Should Be Illegal
MTV is about to commit first-degree murder by remaking the cult classic "Rocky Horror Picture Show." That's our cue to go back to bed. This is obviously a bad nightmare and we must wake up.
The ugly and mean whores at MTV said they will use the original screenplay, but may add new music. GOD NO! They are aiming for a Halloween 2009 release. So, it's official. October 31, 2009 is the day we all spontaneously combust.
Casting has not yet been announced.
Dammit, Janet! Fuck, I can already see who MTV is going to cast in this shit:
Pete Wentz as Dr. Frank-N-Furter
Ashlee Simpson as Janet Weiss
Zac Efron as Brad Majors
MTV star Tila Tequila as Magenta
MTV star Parasite Hilton as Columbia
Brooke Hogan as Rocky Horror
John Norris as Riff Raff
Benji Madden as Eddie
The casts of Real World and Road Rules as the ensemble
I know I've said this a million times, but HOLLYWOOD IS DEAD. Gone. DEAD.
Thanks Tonia
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This may be the actual 4th Horseman.
I'm taking cover cause it feels like I should.
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ANGELS WILL FLY OUT OF MY POON BEFORE I WATCH THAT SHIT.
DON'T. FUCK. WITH. ROCKY. JUST DON'T.
**going sniper rifle shopping**
I know, why don't they remake The Wall, oh and Tommy too... NO! Let's not stop there! Why not remake To Kill A Mockingbird but add some rap. Genius! Then why not put a spin on Gone With the Wind, because it would be so much better with Britney as Scarlet. OMFG I HATE MTV.
MTV has sucked since the late 90s -- what else could you expect from them?
madam s - magenta is HOTT!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
DANMIT JANET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
whats worse is all these kids born in the 90s are gonna think its the first and only rocky horror
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
This really bothers me. I wish someone would stop this from happening. I can't even muster humor about it. I had an awful, awful crush on Tim Curry when I was a teenager even though he's older than my parents. I suppose he's timeless if you're watching him in Rocky Horror. I also had a mad crush on Magenta.
OK. I slept like 5 fucking hours last night, got to work, the fucking coffee machine is BROKE, I have a GD headache, gots lady problems AND THIS is what I hear this morning?!?!?!
AAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
I need a fucking machine gun. Someone blow up MTV please with the Hills twats in it.
This is bad news.
Sorry hors...rant over.
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Recently, On the hot millionaire singles club ****M e e t i n g W e a l t h y.c o m****, I have some great experiences with hot girls there. Amazing, I seemed to see some famous player had a personal account there with his recent photos. He looks hot and handsome! It was reported on MSN Charlie Sheen has found his girl there last May. I am a bit curious what kind of relationship he's looking for. Sexual or serious, or committed?
oh, Brad, I'm glad ... NOT!
oh for fuck's sake.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Uhm this is one of my fav. movies!!!! Erh.
John Norris still works there?
This isn't even remotely GD funny. Grrrr...
'Scuse me while I go back and watch the Bindi Irwin rap again.
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
*throws alarm clock against the wall, pulls blankie over head, goes back to sleep.*
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What's a 50 year old lollipop man doing knowin fuckin karate??
There is NOTHING original (and good) in Hollywood anymore. It's all remakes, sequals and prequals. Where the fucking creativity?
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I don't agree with animal testing; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
WTF!!!! Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
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Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs. ~Homer Simpson
No one....absolutely NO ONE could ever replace Tim Curry.