This Should Be Illegal

MTV is about to commit first-degree murder by remaking the cult classic "Rocky Horror Picture Show." That's our cue to go back to bed. This is obviously a bad nightmare and we must wake up.

The ugly and mean whores at MTV said they will use the original screenplay, but may add new music. GOD NO! They are aiming for a Halloween 2009 release. So, it's official. October 31, 2009 is the day we all spontaneously combust.

Casting has not yet been announced.

Dammit, Janet! Fuck, I can already see who MTV is going to cast in this shit:

Pete Wentz as Dr. Frank-N-Furter
Ashlee Simpson as Janet Weiss
Zac Efron as Brad Majors
MTV star Tila Tequila as Magenta
MTV star Parasite Hilton as Columbia
Brooke Hogan as Rocky Horror
John Norris as Riff Raff
Benji Madden as Eddie
The casts of Real World and Road Rules as the ensemble

I know I've said this a million times, but HOLLYWOOD IS DEAD. Gone. DEAD.

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Thanks Tonia

Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 07/24/2008 - 11:07am.

we discussed this last night, while MK was on his "break"...lol

I think Heidi and Spencer should be Janet and Brad....aren't you guys DYING to hear her sing "T-tt-t-touch me......I want to be diirrrty"?

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Submitted by whippersnapper on Thu, 07/24/2008 - 11:07am.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Submitted by poo on Thu, 07/24/2008 - 11:05am.

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"I guess time seems to stretch out when you don't really give a fuck." -- MK, 07/07/08

Submitted by Misty on Thu, 07/24/2008 - 10:55am.

Submitted by missy on July 24, 2008 - 9:30am.

I keep getting this image of image of MTV doing a rap version of the 'Time Warp'. *shudders*

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Submitted by Justina on Thu, 07/24/2008 - 10:38am.

Brooke Hogan as Rocky Horror - LOL!

Submitted by shandiRW on Thu, 07/24/2008 - 10:35am.

shit- what a thing to wake up to! GOD, PUH-LEEZE, you can NOT let this happen. okay, all caps rant over. this is really bad news.

Submitted by Green Is Good on Thu, 07/24/2008 - 10:33am.

Is this a fucking JOKE?

Submitted by racketeer on Thu, 07/24/2008 - 10:23am.

There are not enough adjectives in the English language to describe how horrible this idea is. I hope it flops at the box office. For shame, MTV.

That lineup is like one giant Tranny STD buffet. I almost hope that would be the actual cast for the film, so they can all give each other STDs. Well, more STDs.

Submitted by HairyPotheadfan on Thu, 07/24/2008 - 10:03am.

I never thought I could hate MTV more than I already do, but I was wrong. Why would they fuck with a classic?!?!

Submitted by Predator24 on Thu, 07/24/2008 - 10:02am.

Perhaps we are all looking at this the wrong way.

Perhaps this will be the strongest nail in MTV's coffin.

I stopped watching MTV in 1996 and have never been happier.

Submitted by Mickey Anonymouse on Thu, 07/24/2008 - 9:58am.

The terrorist have won!

Submitted by Deb on Thu, 07/24/2008 - 9:58am.

What a GREAT idea! NOT!

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

Submitted by peaches on Thu, 07/24/2008 - 9:50am.

This would only be good if mk casts it:
Janet-coco or Shauna sand
Columbia-phoebe price
Dreamboat doherty as Brad or Frank-n-futer

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Submitted by MargeAggedon on Thu, 07/24/2008 - 9:47am.

Not only will I not be watching I'm just going to pretend I haven't heard/read about it and move on. I doubt I'll have to work hard to ignore this latest travesty because we all know how forgettable it's going to be.

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Surfing the apocalypse.

Submitted by Jennfierrocks on Thu, 07/24/2008 - 9:45am.

I don't even know what to say.
I do realize that remakes are not new occurances....but are some thing not sacred?!?!?!

Submitted by Doc Martini on Thu, 07/24/2008 - 9:45am.

Sad sad sad....I feel sick...thanks Michael and MTV....thanks for fucking my morning...and not in a good way!

Submitted by FRAUD on Thu, 07/24/2008 - 9:43am.

Oh wow! Glad I don't watch MTV...

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You just picked all her terrible performances to showcase in your vids! - typical fan response

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Submitted by kacky on Thu, 07/24/2008 - 9:37am.

I'm changing my tagline in solidarity.

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Don't dream it... BE it!

Submitted by tonicbitch on Thu, 07/24/2008 - 9:36am.

Miss Priss ♥♥♥!

MTV ruins everything. I can't even watch The Real World anymore =(

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Submitted by missy on Thu, 07/24/2008 - 9:34am.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on July 24, 2008 - 8:18am.
This isn't a new phenomenon. Remakes were being made even as Hollywood was cranking out creaky silent movies.

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this is true, but the quality of the films that are being made now just go down down down. Scarface is a great example of a good remake. But Hwood hasnt put out any good movies in years IMO.

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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 07/24/2008 - 9:34am.

unholy...and very wrong...i won't watch this mtv mess ever, but i do find it brilliant casting of brooke as rocky horror...
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Submitted by joanne on Thu, 07/24/2008 - 9:33am.

Why would they do that? Doesn't anyone in Hollywood have an orginal thought?

Submitted by Imnotme on Thu, 07/24/2008 - 9:33am.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on July 24, 2008 - 9:28am.

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I'M DOING IT! I'M DOING IT!

It's just a jump to the left
and then a step to the riiiigggghhhhhht
put your hands on your hips
then bend your knees in tiiiiiigggghhhhtt.....

Submitted by luscious_t on Thu, 07/24/2008 - 9:33am.

Submitted by madam s. on July 24, 2008 - 7:44am.
I had an awful, awful crush on Tim Curry
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<3 me too!

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Submitted by ginger_t on Thu, 07/24/2008 - 9:32am.

I don't feel so bad anymore. I thought I was the only one feeling empty, creatively bereft, and completely uninterested in life. Thanks MTV, for helping me feel part of a community.

Submitted by theena on Thu, 07/24/2008 - 9:32am.

OH HELL NO! Leave it up to MTV to completely ruin something original.

www.hotchildinthesuburbs.blogspot.com

Submitted by Joe Mahma on Thu, 07/24/2008 - 9:31am.

DIE MTV, DIE!

Submitted by kacky on Thu, 07/24/2008 - 9:31am.

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And might I add, NO!

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Submitted by KA on Thu, 07/24/2008 - 9:31am.

hey MTV?
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!

I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!

<3 me

Submitted by missy on Thu, 07/24/2008 - 9:30am.

ya know, this is a total travesty.. especially if they RE-DO THE MUSIC?!?!? WTF?!?!?! ARRGGG this is getting me aggravated
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

Submitted by faith_salon on Thu, 07/24/2008 - 9:30am.

Brooke Hogan as Rocky Horror!!!!!!! Holy shit that's too funny. Michael K I think your casting is too spot on!! MTV is going to read this and think- Jesus he is RIGHT! There's our cast!
We have a year to bring this DOWN! BRING IT DOWN BITCHES!!!

~don't dream it be it~

~faith salon...a face full of fashion.

Submitted by luscious_t on Thu, 07/24/2008 - 9:28am.

Brooke Hogan as Rocky - lol

Thanks, that's the only reason i read this post without crying.

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 07/24/2008 - 9:28am.

Hey everybody, let's do the TIME WARP!!

It's astounding, time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll
But listen closely, not for very much longer
I've got to keep control

I remember doing the TIme Warp
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me and the void would be calling
Let's do the time warp again...
Let's do the time warp again!

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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08

Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Thu, 07/24/2008 - 9:18am.

Why don't we go up to the lab,
And see what's on the slab.....

This has to be a Biblical Sin, against the law and in the Geneva Convention as a crime against humanity.
This is serious now.

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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

Submitted by Kaylee on Thu, 07/24/2008 - 9:18am.

WHY?!?!? Can some one please tell me why is there writers in Hollywood? If they are going to just remake everything.

~Ho buster #1! Jokes are funny, hate is not a joke nor is it funny!

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 07/24/2008 - 9:18am.

This isn't a new phenomenon. Remakes were being made even as Hollywood was cranking out creaky silent movies. Those people have ZERO imagination and have to import all their good ideas.

But it is still as annoying in the 21st century.

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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08

Submitted by Georgie Delmont on Thu, 07/24/2008 - 9:18am.

this is horrible news - but Brooke Hogan would make an interesting Franken Furter- Don't hurt her- Frank Futer!

Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Thu, 07/24/2008 - 9:16am.

Submitted by WhiplashG on July 24, 2008 - 8:50am.

No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no ad infinitum
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My sentiments EXACTLY

Submitted by Possum on Thu, 07/24/2008 - 9:16am.

omg.

I do NOT shiver with antici.....(say it!)... pation.

Well, my bowels, maybe.

Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 07/24/2008 - 9:14am.

This is a pointless remake, but maybe the only good news is that the director and writers (Sharman and O'Brien) might finally get some real money from the movie. Also, the original was produced by Lou Adler; maybe Cisco should produce this version?

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Submitted by kerilotion on Thu, 07/24/2008 - 9:03am.

this is the worst news i've heard since halle berry played catwoman after michelle pfeiffer. like, pfeiffer went into a delusional state and was picked at by alley cats and has a serious mental episode in becoming a maniacal villain. halle berry has beautiful computer generated cats come and BREATHE GREEN EGYPTIAN CAT BREATH into her face. and then she goes on to save the world from tainted face cream.

*screeeeaming and ripping hair out*

Submitted by BrownHankyWithW... on Thu, 07/24/2008 - 9:02am.

I object to this whole affair, for reasons obvious.

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Submitted by Miss Priss on Thu, 07/24/2008 - 8:59am.

Tonic,

You're absolutely right. I ♥ you!!

This generation you speak of...*shakes head*

The Hills is the dumbest fucking show. Or one of the many

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Submitted by tonicbitch on Thu, 07/24/2008 - 8:58am.

RHPS virgin alert! Someone paint a "V" on mike!!

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Submitted by tonicbitch on Thu, 07/24/2008 - 8:57am.

MTV is just pandering to Generation Idiot now. They're not old enough to appreciate the original version and are dumb enough to fork over money for this crapfest. We're talking about the viewing audience who made "The Hills" a hit show.

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