Thursday, July 24th 2008
This Should Be Illegal
MTV is about to commit first-degree murder by remaking the cult classic "Rocky Horror Picture Show." That's our cue to go back to bed. This is obviously a bad nightmare and we must wake up.
The ugly and mean whores at MTV said they will use the original screenplay, but may add new music. GOD NO! They are aiming for a Halloween 2009 release. So, it's official. October 31, 2009 is the day we all spontaneously combust.
Casting has not yet been announced.
Dammit, Janet! Fuck, I can already see who MTV is going to cast in this shit:
Pete Wentz as Dr. Frank-N-Furter
Ashlee Simpson as Janet Weiss
Zac Efron as Brad Majors
MTV star Tila Tequila as Magenta
MTV star Parasite Hilton as Columbia
Brooke Hogan as Rocky Horror
John Norris as Riff Raff
Benji Madden as Eddie
The casts of Real World and Road Rules as the ensemble
I know I've said this a million times, but HOLLYWOOD IS DEAD. Gone. DEAD.
Thanks Tonia
I too was outraged when I read about this. A friend of mine created a petition against MTV's remake. It will then go to an MTV CEO. Click on this link for more info and to sign the petition:
http://www.gopetition.com/online/20860.html
Thanks!
The only reason MTV is redoing The Rocky Horror Picture Show is because it's cool to be mallgoth.
The mallgoth kids pretend they've actually even seen the movie, let alone like it, when in reality, won't watch anything but B-list horror films on FearNet.
MTV's just trying to "darken" its image to cull in its closet case viewers.
Submitted by smoke on July 25, 2008 - 2:36am
what?.. you think i'm sleeping? i'm watching a Steven Wright video
OT: "It's astounding, time is fleeting. Madness, takes its toll."
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"If heat rises, Heaven may be hotter than Hell."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 24, 2008 - 9:24pm.
Submitted by smoke on July 24, 2008 - 9:22pm.
that still doesn't explain you not answering my drunk dials!.. hehehe!
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Maybe I forgot to give you my new phone number? The one with the 900 prefix?
Sorry I ran off like that, real life called and by the time I got back, the crickets were chirping. TV, I'm sorry I missed you, too.
OT: I'm a creature of the night?
*Rose tint my world, keep me safe from the trouble and pain*
OH My God NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Fucking Hollywood wants to remake everything. Can't these stupid ass writers come up with anything original. They are starting to be like Puff Daddy and remake everything old.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 24, 2008 - 9:38pm.
it's when they send ya registered letters saying you HAVE to visit them once in a while.... that's when it gets bad!LOL!
OT: damnit!... Janet's gonna be pissed!
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"Said, oh god, you gotta help me a little bit.
You've got to have a relief file for me."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 24, 2008 - 9:29pm.
I myself find the undersides of my eyelids unfamiliar.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
On one hand: WRONG, WRONG, SO VERY WRONG.
On the other: if it's on MTV, at least I never have to see it. That channel hasn't been relevant for YEARS.
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Hell is full of ten-year-olds who wanted exactly the same thing!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 24, 2008 - 9:26pm.
the bed's kinda pissed off at me... neglect is a form of abuse, ya know
OT: fuck this, you can't remake history!
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"Said, oh god, you gotta help me a little bit.
You've got to have a relief file for me."
Submitted by smoke on July 24, 2008 - 9:22pm.
ESE doesn't go to bed, he waits until the bed comes to him.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by smoke on July 24, 2008 - 9:22pm.
that still doesn't explain you not answering my drunk dials!.. hehehe!
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"Said, oh god, you gotta help me a little bit.
You've got to have a relief file for me."
Hi ESE!!!! I've been around, peeking in every once in awhile, but usually by the time I get on everyone else has gone to bed. Even you!
*Rose tint my world, keep me safe from the trouble and pain*
OMG your cast list is perfect. Just replace Tila Tequila with Lindsay Lohan as Magenta though.
Submitted by smoke on July 24, 2008 - 8:55pm.
i agree with.. with... well, hell.. everything you just said... just wanted to say....
SSMMOOKKEE!!... where the hell have you been?!
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"Said, oh god, you gotta help me a little bit.
You've got to have a relief file for me."
I'm generally a pretty laid back person who can just laugh at most of the shit that comes out of Hollywood but this sends me into a murderous rage. There are some things in life that can't be improved upon, and the RHPS is one of those things. It's a classic that was way ahead of its time, and to try and change it is criminal! You can't improve on perfection. How many other movies that were made over 30 years ago are still playing in theaters all over the country on a regular basis? None that I can think of.
I'm glad to see that the response to this has been overwhelmingly negative. I hope that the people at MTV see the comments on here and other blogs and decide that maybe it's not such a good idea. Personally, I would be ok with a sequel, hell, let them redo Shock Treatment. But for the love of everything holy, LEAVE ROCKY ALONE!!!! Damn, I miss the old MTV, but they had to go and ruin that, too. Can't they just leave well enough alone?
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*Rose tint my world, keep me safe from the trouble and pain*
remake of Rocky Horror???? What the fuck!!!!
This is a travesty. We need a protest NOW!!!!
MTv should know better than anyone you can't improve on perfection. But if anybody is going to do it, than I'm glad it's MTV.
Submitted by LoLo on July 24, 2008 - 3:40pm.
WE NEED TO HEAD TO TIMES SQUARE AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THOSE TRL FUCKING IDIOTS
I have been wanting to do that since before I read this post
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there really is nothing sacred. i want to kill someone right now.
I am going to DIE. NO ONE can do a better job than Tim Curry!!! ASSHOLES! I hate MTV, fire these clueless dipshits and bring back My old fucking MTV from the 80's.
_HOW THE FUCK DID I MISS THIS POST?????
BURN HOLLYWOOD DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!11
WE NEED TO HEAD TO TIMES SQUARE AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THOSE TRL FUCKING IDIOTS!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
This is upsetting. What. the. fuck.
I can't believe Richard O'Brien is actually let them have it! I think I just died a little inside :(
oh fuckin no i am totaly going to have MTV taken out of my cable plan god i don't believe this shit!
also, Tim's make up in this movie is the best makeup job i have ever seen to date!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Glad I don't have cable.
I'M JUST A SWEET TRANSVESTITE FROM TRANSEXUAL TRANSYLVANIA....yeah, I can sort-of see Pete Wentz being able to sing that with conviction
'Never mess with a chick with lip liner, no lipstick'
This is gross. MTV fucking kills EVERYTHING. Tell me how these assholes are still in business... Oh, yeah the silly fucks that live and die by MTV keep it going. Retarded.
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I was just saying to myself the other day, "Hollywood is completely out of ideas, I wonder how long it will take before they remake Rocky Horror." And the thought made me cringe.
Godddd I wish I was dead.
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Hi5.
I blame the Peruvian Flake at MTV Headquarters.
OH HELL NO I WILL REJECT ANY SEMBLANCE OF THIS CHARADE!!!!!
This is a fucking travesty. But if it in some way involves the Scissor Sisters, The Darkness, Beth Ditto, and Crispin Glover I MIGHT watch it.
I.. want to cry. This is obscene.
This MUST be stopped.!
Is NOTHING fucking sacred anymore??? *pulls out hair, smashes TV, goes back to bed with Xanax and box of wine*
MTV can't even do videos anymore, how THE FUCK will they be able to remake a true classic like Rocky Horror.
BTW, I think my avie says everything else that needs to be said.
Except ... whoever the dumb skank is that conjured up this idea needs to be shot execution style and then have a dog rape its rotting corpse.
what the fucking hell is next? Grease? i mean, what the balls...this is redonk.
fuck you, MTV! first they came up with shitty Tila Tequila's show and now this. UGH!
THIS MUST BE STOPPED!!!
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Wilson: "When you care about someone ..."
House: "You LIE to them!"
This is the dumbest shit I've heard all day! Who thought of this, and worse, who greenlit it? Fuck MTV and all of the fucktards who have a part in this
There is only ONE Rocky Horror Picture Show- Blasphemy!
All of the people who love Rocky and go to the movies to see it will be ready to cut a bitch if this happens.
Geez, not EVERYTHING needs to be redone, Hollywood. Sometimes the first is the best, and should be the only.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
NO NO NO but FUCKING NO They are not doing this. This is wrong!
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Can we sue MTV for sedition and treason against a national treasure? Just wanna know.
By the by, NO ONE is Dr. Frank N. Furter but Tim Curry. No one.
mtv shot just die already fuck
THIS IS MY WORLD YALL HOS JUST LIVE IN IT
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How can they see a picture like this and not slap some sense into themselves? They can't do that. They must know they're not nearly qualified enough. Yeesh.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
THIS IS A FUCKING TRAVESTY!
I think it will rather be Tila Tequila as Frank N Furter and Pete Wentz as Magenta...
I'd love to stay and chat but I gained 2/10ths of a pound so I'm going to kill myself.
Bye!
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er... MDW your avie kicks ass.
need ceffeine...
MDM your avie kicks ass!
I used to date a guy who hung out with a group that went to see it every Saturday at midnight. They knew all the cues and brought all the props. They were like a live cast.
A lot of people would come just to see them, so they eventually started getting in free.
You really have to see it in a group setting with all the people in the audience responding to get the full effect.
I was a fool to ever leave you
You were a fool to let me go
MK, I want to fuck you
If I was not waiting for the release of Killing Pablo (with Javier Bardem), I would kill myself. We should all bombard MTV with hate mail.