Nobody Wants To See That Shit!
Note to Brooke Hogan: Never pose in front of a wall with the word "Trans" on it. Look before you pose. She probably wondered why all the photographers were pissing themselves laughing. Well, Brooke may give us yet another reason to laugh at her ass. The NYDN reports that Playboy wants her in their magazine. Yes, I said PlayBOY and not PlayGIRL. Brooke apparently hasn't turned down the offer.
20-year-old Brooke has never posed naked, but she's posed in a bikini before. Hulk Hogan has also made it a point to talk about how he doesn't want her looking like a slut. Brooke's rep said, "No decision has been made at this time." Let me make the decision for you, Brooke. Keep that shit to yourself! We know your tuck is proper, but we don't need to see it in all its glory.
Hulk will probably agree to this shit if he can shoot the pictures and style her. Brooke's issue of Playboy better come complete with a bottle of eye bleach.
When looking for pictures of Brooke, I was surprised to find out what a true fashion icon she is. Here's some pictures of Brooke's many classy ensembles.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 23, 2008 - 2:49pm.
Her time in the sun won't come until they begin casting for She-Ra...
and she might be too manly for even that role.
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Awwww, but she's a shoe-in for He-Man!!
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I never met a joint I didnt light!
Her time in the sun won't come until they begin casting for She-Ra...
and she might be too manly for even that role.
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One kid in jail, the other in Playboy. The Hulkster must be so proud.
This just goes to show you that Hefner has totally begun to lose his mind...
All i can think is AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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I never met a joint I didnt light!
You better believe Hulk will be there to watch her pose nude!!!
You better believe Hulk will be there to watch her pose nude!!!
that first pic is PRE nose job and PRE boob job. the one with her dad where she is flexing her hugs fat arms. does not matter, she still looks like a very masculine woman. And she needs to keep her belly covered up, because she is too thick. someone needs to set this girl straight.
Submitted by Karisma on July 23, 2008 - 5:33pm.
20 huh... Who would have thought? She seriously looks about 35.
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for damn sure
& doen't she need to be somewhere storming Castle Greyskull?
ugh, this ain't good to wakes up to
PLAYBOY has not been relavent for many years.
Boring recycled from a medical wastebin bleach blond whores.
blah.
oh and why are the hogans still allowed to breath air?
when did playboy start having fat fug trannies in their mag?
"...doesnt want her to look like a slut"?! its too late for that shit.
20 huh... Who would have thought? She seriously looks about 35.
Oh my God! This uneducated, untalented whore does not deserve a fucking career, I don't care if she does have to take her clothes off! *stabs self*
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
STEROIDS!
HORMONES!
she/he looks really scary
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Zac Efron has such lovely bone structure,
on that note, I'd love to bone his structure
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she cant help it, she was a Roid baby and her bro is the afterbirth.
her extra bleached blonde hair drives me nuts! plus dat orange skin..oh hell no.
Brooke, dude ~ seriously man, stop resisting and do what your heart tells you: Murphy, go to Eddie Murphy.
She looks like she should be crushing cinder blocks with her biceps or maybe towing a train by her chin at some circus sideshow.
Thorny- hahahhahahahaha
I'm off all, have a good afternoon!
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He doesn't want her looking like a slut? zomg, I almost lost my breath from laughing. Isn't it waaaay too late for that already? Damn, he has some douchebag kids.
Playboy is really scrapping the bottom of the barrel.
Well at least her brother will have something nice to read while he's being gang raped at his new facility..
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"Hulk Hogan has also made it a point to talk about how he doesn't want her looking like a slut."
Oh, puh-leaze! I would love to know his definition of slut.
If Kimora can have a Barbie Doll fashioned after her, I think its time for a Tranny Barbie and they can use Brook for the model.
ummm, Brooke don't *ever* pose with flexed biceps. You're trying to convince people you're a WOMAN remember?????
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I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty~John Waters
Doesn't Playboy have a weight limit?
They'll just let any tranny that can tuck it pose for Playboy now!
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Dear God,
I've forgiven you for Estelle Getty's untimely death, but if you allow this to happen, I will never return to your sanctuary.
Thank you,
ILPS.
She even has a deep speaking voice. Seriously Hef, What the fuck are you thinking? Who wants to see her naked?
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I wouldn't know what to do with another chance, if you gave it to me; I couldn't take the embrace of a real romance, it would race right through me...
-Fiona Apple "The Way Things Are"
She is going to pose!
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Twenty?
That must be in dog years.
Now I have to cancel my prescription to playdude...
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Damn these bitches look old. I'm 41 and I look better than Brooke, Ali, and Lindsay.
I just threw up on my computer!! I will boycott playboy!!
If she indeed has a puss like she'd like us to believe it's probably really meaty.
She's so elegant.