Wednesday, July 23rd 2008
Shauna Sand's Influence Spreads To Germany
During last week's Berlin Fashion Week, fashion label Scherer Gonzalez sent their models down the runway wearing exquisite lucite heels. It's obvious who their inspiration was. It's nice to see that the fashion industry is finally paying home to the Empress of Lucite. Now I don't know about those flowers and shit, but Shauna's elegant style is open to interpretation.
I guess these lucite heels are for the stripper who likes to do crafts in between her lap dances. Or for the hooker who likes to make her own potpourri in between $5 blowjobs.
You know Christian Louboutin is stabbing his dick with a stiletto heel for not coming up with this shit.
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Goldfish in shoes - I'm gonna git u sucka
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQKKgNC5EpM
Submitted by sexy on July 24, 2008 - 3:37am.
OK that's it where are the goldfish? What movie pimp rocked the goldfish lucite shoes, I forget..
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"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
I'm not a fan of SS but with a lower heel, I'd buy those shoes. Kinda pretty!
Oh my gawd this is so ELEGANT! Wow! Shauna the Trendsetter! Fuck, they will be THE style for the rest of the decade...this is true class, style and Upper-Class Hooker!
I wish I cud get a pair - not to wear, just to show!
Don't we all wish we were this classy?
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She is a talented woman. That's why I love her. I am kind of thinking That I saw her before on a celebrity and millioniare dating site like 【W e a l t h y L o v e s.com】 or something. Whatever, this is not my thing. Good luck with your love
OK that's it where are the goldfish? What movie pimp rocked the goldfish lucite shoes, I forget..
wow ... i am very impressed anyone can walk in those things. i couldn't do it. especially not with a straight face. or w/o breaking a damn ankle.
Feeling a tad feisty today MK?
WOW!
THIS REALLY SUCKS!
THIS WAS MY IDEA FIRST.
I JUST CANT BELIEVE SOMEONE ELSE THOUGHT OF IT TOO LOL
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Shauna would love it!
geezus, hasn't Shauna spread her "influences" enough?
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Submitted by Imnotme on July 23, 2008 - 9:55pm.
Okay, I know no one is gonna answer that but seriously, it's like saying I'll suck a dick for a value meal. wtf?
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I'm sorry, But only On Person knows how to rock Lucite Platform Heels:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQKKgNC5EpM
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
That poor model's feet. I'm not sure how Shauna even walks in those things. Her feet must look fucked up!
Your face!
Those straps are so tight it's cutting off the circulation to her heels...you know she rushed home to soak those things in some epsom salts...and was crazy hating the designer..ie one Shauna "the slag" Sand.
do those shoes need watering? insecticide? top soil??? :>
Submitted by Paquita on July 23, 2008 - 9:58pm.
I heard from a friend who went to a stripper house and that the ladies there would blow them for less than that...but then again it was a crappy whore house.
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I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT. srsly I'm shocked and that must be one half assed bj.
oh and 'heard from a friend' means you paid $3.50.
JUST KIDDING!! :) thx for answering
I heard from a friend who went to a stripper house and that the ladies there would blow them for less than that...but then again it was a crappy whore house.
Submitted by Imnotme on July 23, 2008 - 8:55pm.
Okay, I know no one is gonna answer that but seriously, it's like saying I'll suck a dick for a value meal. wtf?
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Submitted by Imnotme on July 23, 2008 - 7:50pm.
There are hookers that only charge $5 for a blowjob?
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Okay, I know no one is gonna answer that but seriously, it's like saying I'll suck a dick for a value meal. wtf?
There are hookers that only charge $5 for a blowjob?
Submitted by Little China Doll on July 23, 2008 - 4:53pm.
Um, earth to Mike...what's the rest of the story dude? I'm waiting to hear it!
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Okay, after seeing my co-workers lucite heels in the backseat of her car that morning, on my lunch hour, I saw an amputee in a wheelchair wearing ONE Croc.
It looks like something my grandmother would put in the living room, the one for company only, with plastic covers on the furniture. Either that or a prom corsage on steroids.
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on July 23, 2008 - 5:04pm.
Now I know what to wear to a prostitute's funeral.
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Elegant...yet skanky....yet respectful
I think they would make lovely goldfish bowls. If your feets are really small...guppie size.
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
I don't care. I'd wear those in a minute
蜘龍====================龍蜘
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Those are Tranny-tastic
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**Cake, or death?** Eddie Izzard
*lightbulb*
a portable hamster cage
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Zac Efron has such lovely bone structure,
on that note, I'd love to bone his structure
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There's no end to the usefulness of those brilliant shoes. For starters, what a great bloody place to store emergency tampons and a spare pair of knickers.
Airport security would love these shoes.
Those are classy. Believe me, I've seen worse.
oh, that wacky fashion industry...always pushing the envelope.
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She killed him, but she's my little girl and I love her.
If those are waterproof and fireproof I'd like to put the originals of the mortgage, insurance papers, and birth certificate inside.
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this is just insane. completely tacky and just gross. expect brooke hogan to be wearing this look ASAP!
"yeah. like i'm gonna have anal sex and sit on a plane for 6 HOURS!" - joel mchale<3
Festive!
Is Tacky the new black??
Submitted by AriMarie on July 23, 2008 - 5:35pm.
YESSS!
I have been waiting for those ever since I bought my Heidiwood top and lohan leggings with the kneepads....
I should so raise my rates now...I'm an Elegant Hooker.
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Yes, you are, girl, and don't let no hoochies tell you otherwise! Aw, hell, naw! You take that razor blade out of your polyester/nylon weave (the finest) and cut a bitch if she disrespect yo' ass...Uh-uh, yo' fine ass gettin' at least 5 dolla for sucky-sucky and 10 dolla for fucky-fucky...;-)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
i wonder if these to die for shoes will be sold in payless...
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
YESSS!
I have been waiting for those ever since I bought my Heidiwood top and lohan leggings with the kneepads....
I should so raise my rates now...I'm an Elegant Hooker.
Bookends is a good idea so far.
Might I also suggest using them as centerpieces for hookr wedding? (except shoes on a table are very bad luck)
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on July 23, 2008 - 6:27pm.
I so have to get those. I can keep Skittles in them, marbles, keys, spare change, potpourri, decorative soaps, a mouse...
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oo OO ! & an ANT FARM that be the SHIT!
dam I need some SNACS
... maybe it's that I just woke & toked but these things are grown on me, they'd be the BEST planters, like a great avocado seed water hangy thingy ya kno?
& my mom'd looooove this in her kitchen/hold her rose clippins
on sec thouht, ya I'm baked
I so have to get those. I can keep Skittles in them, marbles, keys, spare change, potpourri, decorative soaps, a mouse...
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
THOSE ARE TOTALLY AWESOME! But not to wear. for display only.
What a pretty way to cover up the stank!
Now I know what to wear to a prostitute's funeral.
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You wish.
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Joey had clear jelly sandels in the 80's and wore them everywhere, fashion is always crystal clear.
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o for the love of jeebus. has she no fear of heights
Those shoes would make AWESOME bookends.
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The couldn't find a model without bunions, callouses, and claw marks on her feet?!
'Heaux Confessionals'
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That tickled my foot fetish nerve :)
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