Wednesday, July 23rd 2008
Ethan Hawke And The Nanny Had A Baby
Meth faced Ethan Hawke and his new wifey, Ryan Shawhughes, had a baby last Friday in NYC reports UsWeekly. Her name is MyDaddyIsACheatingSkeeze Hawke. No, her name is Clementine Jane Hawke. Like the orange or like the song. "Oh my Darling, oh my Darling, oh my Darling Clementine!"
Ethan and Ryan met while she worked as his nanny when he was still married to Uma Thurman. They made it legal last month. Clementine is Ethan's third kid.
If this dumb bitch needs to hire a nanny, she better use the Fug & Fat Manny Agency. I don't know if there is such a thing, but there should be.
Eaten Cock is a has been. Uma ended up better..she only dates gazillionaires now...no more stupid actors..they are the worst.
xoxox
The war isn't working.
you are great. and i just found out your secret that you have joined an online wealthy or celeb or something club 【W e a l t h y L o v e s.com】, ,,,,,,,,,where you are seeking a sexy girl for extramarital relationship.
ack he's wearing my lacrosse number...this isn't good!
anyway, not gonna lie, im a fan of old-school ethan hawke, before he started looking like a 105 year old meth face pepaw.
that being said...yeah, i dont think these two are gonna last. i mean, excepting the rare cases of someone cheating to be with another person who really was the right one for them- once a cheater, always a cheater. this nanny went and married a guy who cheated on his wife with a woman he's not even with anymore (that canadian model). not too smart (i mean i'm saying, it's not like he cheated on uma with the nanny and now they got married...he cheated with someone else and then broke it off with that one to go with the nanny...)
i hope the kid gets taken care of well...this one doesnt look too motherly. or ever really happy.
"lacrosse: the most fun a girl can have without taking off her clothes."
She has trailer trashy stamped on her forehead. They always look so miserable together. I can't believe they actually married. I give the them 2 years before divorcing.
I blame Uma for this. Everybody knows when you hire a nanny, you hire the ugliest, fattest, dykiest looking woman you can find. If the chick doesn't have any belly folds in which to lift up to find her vagina, she won't be hired in my house.
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
Submitted by HollyMadison on July 23, 2008 - 9:17pm.
Get that look off your face you working class whore!
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AAAhahahaha! don't know why but that made me laugh like a crazy bitch. And ya, can't help but liking me some Uma Thurman <-- so down the shitter goes the Brangeloonies theory that everyone hates on Jolie cause they're intimidated by her looks and personality.
FUCK, I miss when Jolie APPEARED to have a personality and wasn't trannified.
hey sweetheart...how they come is how they go.... the next cleaning lady and Eaten Cock will go for that.
xoxox
The war isn't working.
I bet this bitch will do all the diaper changin' herself.
Mk has it right, hire a Manny. Of course then the Manny could eff the ex Nanny which is now the new Mommy and the where would Ethan be. Maybe hire a Manny and a Nanny to have there own sexy times, yeah.
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Submitted by ricki lake on July 23, 2008 - 11:56am.
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I don't like it when they do that either. But it's funny they never go for the TRULY hideous ones for the sake of tradition like Edna, Bertha, Ethel, Ida, or Maude. Or Myrtle, there were probably plenty of Myrtles on earth over the years. I dare someone to name a kid Myrtle out of pretentiousness. Not quite enough guts, huh?
YAYYYYYY.... my name was used by MK!
even if by accident lol
=D
Get that look off your face you working class whore! It looks like you're saying "I'm important and you can't encroach upon important people's personal space". You're not important and you have attention on you because your skank activities involved someone famous. You'll take our scorn with a smile because you deserve it. Who fucks over Uma Thurman? Even other women like Uma, right?
Dammit that horny staff!! I'm only hiring gay men to avoid that fuckery and possible "sexual assault" scam.
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Shoes are the exclamation point at the end of the fashion statement.
-Laurie Schecter
is it just me
or does methface have troll-esque arms?
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"Stanley, that better be me you're having sex with"
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the only way meth face ethan can get new tail is to marry the nanny he cheated on uma with and then cheat on her by banging the newly hired nanny...it all evens out in the end...
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
Tip to the new Mrs. Hawke: Hire Mrs. Doubtfire for baby Clementine. Just sayin'.
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
She probably has the scowl from being ready to drop that baby...and it's been terribly hot lately
I don't think Ethan Hawke needs a nanny anymore. It's not like he works or anything. Honestly if I were a gold digger, I'd try to get knocked up by someone a little more successful...
I'm glad he left uma. she's too big
His mug belongs on 'the Many faces of Meth' website
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
LoveCarrotop ~ expiration date for hot dogs....about as long as most Celebutards relationships.
2 weeks.
Never liked him.
She'd better plan on raising that kid herself. That marriage is doomed should they hire a nanny.
Submitted by Stock Broker on July 23, 2008 - 4:20pm.
*sniffing the air*....what's that smell?
Must be the Expiration Date for these 2.
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How much longer after the expiration date are hot dogs good for?
CONGRATUFUCKINGLATIONS, whores.
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
*sniffing the air*....what's that smell?
Must be the Expiration Date for these 2.
Hekki, *taking notes*, yes, yes do go on...oh yeah, mama's getting a new Coach bag by the end of the week. Ok, maybe a Liz Claiborne, I gotta start slow.
-Actually like Liz Claiborne bags
-calling up my BFF right now to sing the praises of Mr. Mishma
-Profit!
How cute, they traded shirts.
Troy Dyer used to be my dream man several lifetimes ago.
I know.... *bows head in shame*
mishma: Sometimes this strategy works when you want your man to do something. You make sure he overhears you on the phone, bragging about it. "Oh, Mr. Mishma is SO GOOD about taking out those heavy old garbage cans. Isn't it nice to have a man who does things like that for you?" And then when he does it, you say "Oh thanks, sweetie. I'm so glad you're not a lazy fuck like Jane's husband. How lucky I am! *sigh*"
And conversely, you can let him overhear you praising Jane's husband for surprising her with that lovely tennis bracelet or cleaning the garage or whatever. And how romantic that is...
Doesn't work for everything, of course. And it's NOT manipulation. It's well-placed praise. He feels like a hero, you get what you want. Win-win for everyone!
He dumped Uma for THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT? Jesus H Beelzebubby, shes a peanutheaded slutmonkey, what was he thinking? Uma...mmmmmmmmmmmmm *yanking bellrope*
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
Hope that baby didn't get Ethan's Dumbo ears.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 23, 2008 - 4:01pm.
IDK, I think Jenny is a tad more attractive than Ethan. He's always looked like a sewer rat to me with his pointy face and gaggled-up teeth. *shudders*
She looks more famouser than him. I think it's the sunglasses.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Euphoria, Ethan is better looking jenny Schmizu, or whatever the fuck her name is....
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I wouldn't know what to do with another chance, if you gave it to me; I couldn't take the embrace of a real romance, it would race right through me...
-Fiona Apple "The Way Things Are"
& I'm so sure Uma Thurman's stifling her jus-jellus tears on one of her Swedish billionaire hub's C-notes on a yacht as we speak.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 23, 2008 - 3:58pm.
Yes, he sure did. And I'm no big AJ fan, but I highly doubt she fucked THAT too! ☺
It looks like they were styled by Kfed and Brit. Klassy.
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she's been scowling lately in most photos taken of her and ethan.
i am betting this marriage will not last. Ethan gonna dumps her
and fall for an actress.,,,prettier.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 23, 2008 - 1:52pm.
It just perplexes me. If you know he's gonna fuck 'em, don't hire 'em.
Sorry for you not getting hired though :(
Euphoria, didn't he film "Taking Lives" with ANGELINA?
just saying.....lmao
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I wouldn't know what to do with another chance, if you gave it to me; I couldn't take the embrace of a real romance, it would race right through me...
-Fiona Apple "The Way Things Are"
These guys who are terminal cheaters should just stay single and go with it. Go hang with George Clooney for a few weeks even. Embrace the bachelor lifestyle, Ethan. Why even bother to get married if you're going to be humping something else a year from now?
looks have nothing to do with this.
Jude Law fucked his frumpy looking nanny while dating that idiot Sienna Miller.
Plus Uma Thurman is an attractive woman. are you saying this nanny has more going on than UT?
dont think so.
It's nothing to do with the nanny, it's Ethan Hawke.
EH is a prick.
It is impossible to name your children things like "Clementine" these days without it seeming like some bizarre, old-fashioned affectation. Wtf? Clementine? Maybe if they have another one they can name her Eulalie Pearl. Barf.
Ethan is so nasty looking and his wifey isn't much better. Yes, Ethan cheated in Montreal (I think while filming Taking Lives) so Uma kicked his cheating ass to the curb. He's gone downhill ever since and is uglier than ever. I wouldn't name a kid that, Clementine Jane Hawke, but each name is okay by itself. But, put it all together and it doesn't roll off the tongue easily.
Submitted by Spoiled on July 23, 2008 - 12:51pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe - Cybil Shepherd called her daughter Clementine. *yawn*
True. Can't believe she just turned 29.
Pic:
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She's pretty! Isn't Elvis her father?
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She killed him, but she's my little girl and I love her.
shit: ROOF ROOF! that's major preggo dogface
& congrats, Mrs. SkeezeHoleRaider ^_^
Congrats, Mrs K! and yeah, it kinda went down like that for my DH and I too. :)
I get Ethan and Ryan Phillipe mixed up all the time as both are stupid douchebags that dumped their otherwise faithful wives by being douchebags
Submitted by KC Sunshine on July 23, 2008 - 12:48pm.
I know I have not been hired before, because a woman didn't want to have an attractive woman in the house......the people I work for now, Dad likes Black women, so it wasn't even an issue....
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I wouldn't know what to do with another chance, if you gave it to me; I couldn't take the embrace of a real romance, it would race right through me...
-Fiona Apple "The Way Things Are"
Submitted by joe shmoe - Cybil Shepherd called her daughter Clementine. *yawn*
True. Can't believe she just turned 29.
Pic:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v412/lword/Clementine%20Ford/6007_shep...