Wednesday, July 23rd 2008

Shameless Slut Sues Over Topless Pictures

Sienna Miller has filed a lawsuit against Big Pictures, The Sun and The News of the World for publishing pictures of her with her titties out in the open. The lawsuit, filed today in London, claims her privacy was violated. Sienna may have a vagina like a boxing glove, but she ain't too swift in the brains department. If you don't want anyone to see you cavorting around topless with your married boyfriend, then get a fucking room.

Sienna has a history of suing bitches over nude photos. This past December, The Sun and TNOTW paid her skanky ass almost $80,000 for publishing nudies of her.

I'll admit it. I love Sienna Miller because immoral sluts need to stick together. I know, you can slap me in the teeth later. As much as I adore her slutty ways, this lawsuit is lame. Besides, they're just chichis. Chichis that we've already seen!

Image: Mr. Paparazzi

Posted by: Michael K


parissucksliterally's picture

I know I am alone here, but I think she has a really nice body.

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 23, 2008 - 2:49pm.

I wish I could get a picture of my girls taken by the paparazzi.
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It shouldn't be hard.. if your idea of paparazzi is a disgusting fat old pervert with a cameraphone. Just walk down the street topless!

Kaylee's picture

Hey you guys she is upset! The world got to see that she has the body of a 13 year old boy. Give her some slack.

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Mrs.Kravitz's picture

I wish I could get a picture of my girls taken by the paparazzi.

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LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

Yes Sienna, way to attempt to draw the attention away from your homewrecking sluttiness.

PS. It's not working.

Stoney's picture

Judge: "Let me get this straight. You think you can romp around the beach in public all day long with a married billionaire wearing nothing but this *holds up bikini bottoms* and get angry because someone took pictures? Bitch, please. Case dismissed!"

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KC Sunshine's picture

Plus she's Euro ((British- I know) and airing out your tittays isn't a big deal over there, so she just wants to kick a fuss.

FireCat's picture

I think the money she was rewarded in the last case was due to those pictures that were released from a supposedly closed set, were she would have had a reasonable expectation of privacy.
She has shit taste in men, clothes and movie projects. Not necessarily in that order.

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dreamhypnotique's picture

Her soggy boobs remind me of the bottom piece of bread in a turkey sandwich that my mom slathered too much mayonnaise on.

If my lunch were a promiscuous set of cum luggage that thought with its pussy, I'd name it Sienna Miller.

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Green Is Good's picture

Sienna is clearly not a rocket scientist. She hasn't figured out if you don't want topless photos to show up on the web, keep your top ON.

M.E.'s picture

My God I hate this fucking whore of a cunt.

If you don't want your mosquito bites photographed, COVER THEM UP while out in PUBLIC.

Stupid fucking tramp.

Jezzabel.

SeH's picture

LOL @ boxing glove vagina.

Hey, at least Sluttienna is an entertaining ho-bag.

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Submitted by joe shmoe on July 23, 2008 - 2:36pm.
@Sluttsville..Hi Luv! And just so we're clear: You are *the* most supremely slutty of then all.
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badkitty's picture

If she made $80k on those two rags before perhaps she went au natural on purpose so she could do it again. Duh. Go kitty!!!
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LunaChick's picture

How could her privacy be violated, if she's running around half naked in public?!?

I hate this tramp.

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girl_cheese's picture

Yeah, I don't even want to see the nsfw pic of those. They don't look happy even with the black tape over them. She should pay us all for having to accidentally see em.

HollyMadison's picture

It's true she's got to pick - the feel of the open breeze on her boobies or being famous. We can't have everything we want in this world Sienna. You've been using your vadge for too long to get what you want and you've become spoiled.

joe shmoe's picture

@Sluttsville..Hi Luv! And just so we're clear: You are *the* most supremely slutty of then all.

On topic: Sienna Miller is going to torpedo what's left of her lukewarm career. Hope he's worth it. Oh and I despise for being so cruel to Rhys Iffans. He's adorable.
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FireCat's picture

I heard that one time she went an entire week without showing her flapjacks to the world.
I'm just kidding, that never happened.

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You were a fool to let me go

NOT IMPRESSED's picture

Why is his hooker always naked, then? I've seen this bitch naked more than any other celebrity.

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Submitted by Jbo on July 23, 2008 - 2:29pm.
She's sluttier than the biggest slut living in slut's square....
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Stoney's picture

Ok, I'm officially ANGRY over these stupid fucking stories today. MK, can you please give us something lighter that doesn't make me want to bash my head in? I know I'm on my period and all, but I think a nice funny animal post may do the trick. Or something.

Sienna, DIE.

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Pers's picture

She has monkey tits...she should sue God.
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Submitted by Genevieve on July 23, 2008 - 2:25pm.
FIRST!!!
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WTF? is Perez's site down?

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Jbo's picture

Come on - for reals - her titties are NOT anything to write home about or sue about for that matter. I agree w/MK - you don't want people to see your tits, then don't run around naked! Dumb HO!

I'm sure suing the paper, in her mind, makes her looks like a saint and not a SLUUUUUUUUTTTTTTT!!!! She's sluttier than the biggest slut living in slut's square....

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Jinxy McDeath's picture

I love how this idiot goes OUTSIDE and takes her top off on PUBLIC property and then complains that someone took pictures of her....while she was making out with her married famous boyfriend. Please, publicity whore much?

Reluctant Whore's picture

Well, how the hell else does she make money or stay relevant? I mean, a girl has to do something. She knows her assets.

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Mel-Tang's picture

ok, well then I'm going to sue Sienna's slutty, whoring ass for making me see her nasty, pre-pubescent tittays.
Aren't there laws against taking your shirt off in public?

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parissucksliterally's picture

NO. Genevieve, you are NOT.
...and bring that shit to Perez.

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Genevieve's picture

Damn it, I missed it!
Sorry, but you would do it to given the opportunity.

Anyway, who hasn't seen her tits?
She's an idiot.
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ImpertinentVixen's picture

How can your privacy be violated if you are sunning your nonnies for the world to see? If Sienna doesn't want her tits photographed, she should keep them indoors where they belong. I'm surprised she can be out in the sun or has a reflection in the mirror, she's such a blood-sucking beast.
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parissucksliterally's picture

Sienna, don't run around NAKED on a BOAT where people can see you, and you won;t have to worry about pics being taken/published!

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I wouldn't know what to do with another chance, if you gave it to me; I couldn't take the embrace of a real romance, it would race right through me...
-Fiona Apple "The Way Things Are"