Wednesday, July 23rd 2008

Shameless Slut Sues Over Topless Pictures

Sienna Miller has filed a lawsuit against Big Pictures, The Sun and The News of the World for publishing pictures of her with her titties out in the open. The lawsuit, filed today in London, claims her privacy was violated. Sienna may have a vagina like a boxing glove, but she ain't too swift in the brains department. If you don't want anyone to see you cavorting around topless with your married boyfriend, then get a fucking room.

Sienna has a history of suing bitches over nude photos. This past December, The Sun and TNOTW paid her skanky ass almost $80,000 for publishing nudies of her.

I'll admit it. I love Sienna Miller because immoral sluts need to stick together. I know, you can slap me in the teeth later. As much as I adore her slutty ways, this lawsuit is lame. Besides, they're just chichis. Chichis that we've already seen!

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Posted by: Michael K


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mk, you're contradicting. you say you stick with fellow sluts, yet you trash p.hilton more than any other.

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If the guy would have only turned around to see that ugly face of hers, i'm sure he would have RAN back to his wife.

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Does she go topless, so she can sue? I just don't get this twat-faced bitch. If she doesn't want to be photographed topless, then she shouldn't go topless in public. Doh! It's obviously for publicity and to get a little extra cash, since she isn't making any money being a total loser actress.

oh! she is crazy . I am kind of thinking That I saw her before on a celebrity and millioniare dating site like 【W e a l t h y L o v e s.com】 or something. Whatever, this is not my thing. Good luck with your love

peaches's picture

A remake of rocky horror, ya don't say. Coco should play Janet,dreamboat doherty as Brad or Frankenfurter, phoebe price should play Columbia, and brook Hogan should play rocky the monster, with that I'd be fighting mk for tickets. Any suggestions for other characters?

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Submitted by peaches on July 24, 2008 - 12:25am.

for Dr. Frank-N-Furter... oh, i don't know... maybe... Tim Curry!!

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Well, Heidi should be Janet, of course....Spencer as Brad.....keep it in the MTV Family...

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 24, 2008 - 12:14am.
MTV is developing a remake of 1975 cult classic The Rocky Horror Picture Show, reports Variety.

something of MTV's is getting blown up... this just can't happen

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"Said, oh god, you gotta help me a little bit.
You've got to have a relief file for me."

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The SACRILEGE continues:

MTV is developing a remake of 1975 cult classic The Rocky Horror Picture Show, reports Variety.

Lou Adler, executive producer of the original film, is partnering with BermanBraun and Fox Television Studios on the new rendition.

The new version will use the original screenplay by Jim Sharman and Richard O'Brien but may also include music not featured in the original.

The director and casting decisions have yet to be announced. The original starred Tim Curry, Susan Sarandon, Barry Bostwick and Meatloaf.

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Submitted by ESE on July 24, 2008 - 12:07am.
if i'm cashing in, you're taking license plate numbers and holding the camera for proof of "indignant ass reactions" and the heartache i suffer through the aftermath... don't worry, i'll cut ya in!
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Submitted by peaches on July 23, 2008 - 8:22pm.
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Thanks peaches

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Submitted by dead-actress on July 24, 2008 - 12:00am.

if i'm cashing in, you're taking license plate numbers and holding the camera for proof of "indignant ass reactions" and the heartache i suffer through the aftermath... don't worry, i'll cut ya in!

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"Said, oh god, you gotta help me a little bit.
You've got to have a relief file for me."

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Submitted by ESE on July 23, 2008 - 11:50pm.
so does this mean i can go wave my ass in traffic and cash in on people laughing at me?.. 'cause really, there was a lot of people laughing at me
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so does this mean i can go wave my ass in traffic and cash in on people laughing at me?.. 'cause really, there was a lot of people laughing at me

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MightyHorse's picture

why is she mad

" I don't think anyone in Philadelphia jacks off online, if anything they do it in front of a school like a gentileman." - R. Bennington

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I'm suing her for the eye sprain I received trying to squint enough to see her bee stings.

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de Cosmos's picture

HaHaHaaaa!!!

A "vagina like a boxing glove" is just a nice way of saying a "cunt like a catcher's mitt."

Aunt Bea's picture

Our rights are violated every time we open a magazine and see this twat's fug face and itty bitty tittys

parkrangerpete's picture

erase the box!

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joe shmoe, I love your John Waters Quote, I'm such a big fan of his. He's like the antidote to Hollywood crap!!!

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reading some of these posts makes me think of Megan from I love money, saying "saggy boobs suck" lol!!

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 23, 2008 - 4:10pm.
Submitted by thereversepeephole on July 23, 2008 - 3:27pm.

can we leave the whole TEAM ANISTON behind?

Since Brad and Angelina already have 3 kids and God knows how many more they´re planning, can we move on?
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No.

So simple and to the point LCT!LMFAO!!!

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im glad that she's suing. its impossible to slut it up in private anymore for a celeb :(

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Submitted by Manimal5 on July 23, 2008 - 7:26pm.
She should just wear black cardboard over her boobs and there won't be a problem.
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Can she do the same thing for her head instead?

"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader

tweedlebugb's picture

You don't want anyone to see you cavorting around topless with your married boyfriend, then get a fucking room.

LOL!

Green Is Good's picture

In the main pic there's another topless woman. Her back is to the camera.

She has no case. This is her way of doing damage control. And badly, at that!

Manimal5's picture

She should just wear black cardboard over her boobs and there won't be a problem.

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FireCat's picture

There once was a slut named Sienna
Who showed her fun bags in Vienna
She then went to France
And took off her pants
Thereby ruining everyone's dinner
(Sorry, couldn't find anything else to rhyme w/ Vienna.)

I was a fool to ever leave you
You were a fool to let me go

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She dresses like shit, she looks like shit & she's a slut. Can't stand her. She's right down there with Wonky McValtrex, IMO. And I don't believe she's 27 either.

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I was in Mexico years ago and we were at a all inclusive resort. There were a LOT of europeans there and a LOT of topless sunbathers...

My brother-in-law thought it would be funny to take some photos of a topless chick standing up and rubbing herself down w/oil. She got pissed and we laughed and told her if she didn't like it, don't put it out there for public to see.

People have the freedom to be naked in appropriate places, but if it's in public, you betta expect to be photographed - even if you're not famous....

Hold up! Hell NO! Like Britney Spears I wear no drawers!

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If she keeps exposing and suing, her titties are gonna be right up there with Angelina's saint hole.

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Leatherette's picture

thems ain't chi-chis, them's chihuahua tittties

Sienna Skankbag has been showing her tits and twat all over the world for years. Now, since she has hooked up with a genuine gazillionaire she gets all demure on us!!

She should be happy anyone even wanted to take pics of her saggy titties. We should really get a class action suit against her for having to look at her fug face in that picture.

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Submitted by Sheeps on July 23, 2008 - 4:12pm
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Eh?? Who's consortium have you lost? And you can't sue me. I'll sue you for molesting Neriendita (or whatever her name is) with your sheepish eyes.

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Here Sheeps......call 1-800-FRECKLE. It is the number for PP's Litigation Management Team.

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Submitted by joe shmoe on July 23, 2008 - 1:10pm.

I'm so suing for the emotional distress and loss of consortium you're giving me.

ONT: Jumblies.

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Submitted by thereversepeephole on July 23, 2008 - 3:27pm.

can we leave the whole TEAM ANISTON behind?

Since Brad and Angelina already have 3 kids and God knows how many more they´re planning, can we move on?
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No.

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Submitted by Sheeps on July 23, 2008 - 4:07pm.
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You sure it was a *gander*? Or a long controlled blinkless stare with drool pooling on your lap? (tee hee)

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Submitted by joe shmoe on July 23, 2008 - 1:03pm.

Hey, I got a gander at Ronaldo's ex-close personal friend Neirindanita and have changed my thinking.

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Submitted by Sheeps on July 23, 2008 - 3:58pm.

Submitted by joe shmoe on July 23, 2008 - 12:57pm.

Please! That's a male purse. All the metros carry them, I hear.
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I like the way you slipped "I hear" in there *winkwinknudgenudge*:)

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WTF? Get with the program, Sienna. You're ALWAYS topless.

And we don't even care.

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Submitted by Sheeps on July 23, 2008 - 1:00pm.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 23, 2008 - 12:59pm.

I refer you to my PR spokesperson, Oooh La La.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH!
thanks for the first cackle of the day!

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Submitted by Sheeps on July 23, 2008 - 3:58pm.
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Unless you're smooth and shiny with a red cedar stain like Ronaldo you ain't no Metro my friend.

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And.... where's the uncensored version of the pic :)
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daisy

Think about what you are saying. This sleeze does this crap all the time as well as Kate Moss (being naked in public that is). She's just getting pissy because she got caught with a married guy whose wife in turn left his sorry ass! Personally if she really wanted to do him or his wife a favor she'd shut the fuck up and let it die already. It's doubtful any of them including the kids need to be reminded of his craptastic day on the ocean with another woman.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 23, 2008 - 12:59pm.

I refer you to my PR spokesperson, Oooh La La.

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Sheeps, I thought Sienna doesn't "do it" for you?
Or am I mistaken.....?

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I wouldn't know what to do with another chance, if you gave it to me; I couldn't take the embrace of a real romance, it would race right through me...
-Fiona Apple "The Way Things Are"

Submitted by joe shmoe on July 23, 2008 - 12:57pm.

Please! That's a male purse. All the metros carry them, I hear.

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Submitted by Sheeps on July 23, 2008 - 3:55pm.
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Hmmmm is that's what in that fanny pack I hear you strap on every morning??

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I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty~John Waters

In the US, she'd lose because she has no reasonable expectation of privacy. I bet the UK laws are similar. *ordering wallet-sized glossies for, umm, personal collection*