Wednesday, July 23rd 2008

Afternoon Crumbs

What's gayer than gay? Doogie Howser as the shoe fairy Sesame Street! Actually, it's kind of cute. Kind of - Towleroad

Eva Mendes can't keep her clothes on - Egotastic!

Alien Princess RiRi has a new video. She's sooo different - Just Jared

Nicky Kidman going to yoga. You know, because she's such a fat ass - Lainey Gossip

Benji Madden dumped this hot bitch for Wonky McValtrex?! - Hollywood Tuna

Ewww! It's Katherine Heeeigl! Ewww! Cover your eyes! - Popsugar

Kid Pebble is still blabbing about Pammy Anderson - Hollywood Rag

Things look different when you're drunk - Cityrag

Jodie Marsh has beautiful tittays (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Hayden Panatroll is trying too hard - IDLYITW



Guess what, I just found he have a profile on a dating site for celebrities and millionaires 【W e a l t h y L o v e s.com】. How cool is this.

Madam Pince's picture

Neil Patrick Harris can do no wrong in my book.

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Wilson: "When you care about someone ..."
House: "You LIE to them!"

angel_i's picture

Hey! Things really do look different when you're drunk!

And poor Hayden. If only she could just be cute and be done with it. Why not enjoy the fact that she can play a teenager for years to come? I don't get it.

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.

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Submitted by Daniee on July 23, 2008 - 8:57pm.

Hey! Yoga is the only "workout" us bony bitches can do without passing out or having to eat after.
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word up, sister/mister!

Hey! Yoga is the only "workout" us bony bitches can do without passing out or having to eat after.

letinstar's picture

actually, sophie monk's face is nothing to write home about...but she probably isn't riddled with incurable stds so she is better in that regard...

kid rock may have the bimbo attractor gene, but he also has the greasy asshole gene...
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Laura's picture

I like Popsugar and all, but she is so nice to EVERYONE. It kind of bothers me. And while Wonky is a dumb slut, Sophie Monk looks rather alien like to me - I think Benji went from lame to lame. Of course, he's a tool, so who really cares?

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Mrs K: lmao - a good slap would do them well

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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!

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Submitted by kdracofan on July 23, 2008 - 12:02pm.

I wonder if I know any Brangeloonies. Do they keep their status as loons on the down low and only come out to post at JJ? or do they wear their looniness like a badge of honor?

I do believe if I ever met one I would have to kill it.
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She killed him, but she's my little girl and I love her.

kdracofan's picture

Mrs Kravitz & ImpertinentVixen: holy shit you are not kidding! I am traumatized! lol

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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!

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Submitted by kdracofan on July 23, 2008 - 11:12am.
Confession time: So I visited JJ for the 1st time today and this is all I have to say: Who the hell posts on that site?
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I KNOW!!!!!!!
It is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma

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She killed him, but she's my little girl and I love her.

Aerialgreen's picture

$50 says that's Doogie's "ok... it's in me" face right there.

jammer's picture

Dare I say it, Jodie Marsh is actually looking not completely terrible these days. IF she got that dick nose of hers fixed just one more time, and toned down the eye make up, she wouldn't be atrocious. Just a little less messy.
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EAT SHIT AND LIVE!

Kp's picture

That Drunk-o-Vision thing is too hilarious!

parissucksliterally's picture

I think Paris is better looking than Sophie Monk....and that is coming from ME.

Sophie looks freaky to me- not attractive.

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I wouldn't know what to do with another chance, if you gave it to me; I couldn't take the embrace of a real romance, it would race right through me...
-Fiona Apple "The Way Things Are"

ImpertinentVixen's picture

kdracofan: JJ is best taken in small doses, like a super-sweet fudge that is just on the edge of being sickening. Too much, and you will fall into a diabetic coma. Those people are either simperingly fawningly naive or freaky scary crazy.

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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08

joe shmoe's picture

Riddle me this: Why on earth would bimbos be attracted to Kid Rock??? I would have thought that beautiful, brainy, professional women would be knocking his door down *rolling eyes*

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kdracofan's picture

Confession time: So I visited JJ for the 1st time today and this is all I have to say: Who the hell posts on that site?
Holy shit people are bugging!

WTF is this:

********* @ 07/19/2008 at 7:06 am OH GOD THIS IS SO GREAT AND THEY ARE THE GREATEST PEOPLE EVER…I am so happy for her, him ,they them, kids, family gosh this is the best news ever….

ONE OF A KIND ANGIE AND BRAD ARE…SIMPLY STUNNING COUPLE …..AS WELL AS BIG BRAINS FOR THAT ADDED MEASURE

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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!

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moriah's picture

Kid Rock reminds me this Persian dude I used to be with... something about the facial hair. They've both got the bimbo attractor gene.

Two Drink Min's picture

Holy crap, I am on the floor with that drunk-o-vision thing too true!

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Submitted by MargeAggedon on July 23, 2008 - 12:27pm.

Neil Patrick Harris is great. Did anyone see the Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog? Funny!

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I saw it Itunes. You recommend it? Cool, thanx.

Green Is Good's picture

You watch. Nicole Kidman is going to go full-blown anorexic. She's obsessed with getting her pre-baby body back. You'd think she would enjoy being able to eat anything she wants for once.

MargeAggedon's picture

Neil Patrick Harris is great. Did anyone see the Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog? Funny!

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Surfing the apocalypse.

Not that I didn't already think Jodie Marsh was a skank but that's so fukkin disgusting that her husband divorced her because of personal hygiene. How do you explain that and who in their right mind would touch her? *gag*

The Madden brothers need a brain scan.

sexy's picture

chris brown is the best with elmo. not that I saw it or anything.... lol!

kdracofan's picture

LOL

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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!

Farrah's picture

Doogie Howser used to annoy the shit out of me when he played super smart kid. (All super smart kids annoy the shit out of me, i don't care if you know all the capitol cities in the whole fucking world! annoyed!)
Now i love this dude. I think he's funny as hell. Of course, i'm not wearing my beloved Debbie Gibson look-a-like mini (remember the ruffles?) i don't wear those LA Gear with the embroidered flowers that changed to pink when exposed to the sun and.... excuse while i go dig into my old shit and hug my Michael Hutchance sans shirt poster by Teen Beat... *sigh*
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Submitted by kdracofan on July 23, 2008 - 1:19pm.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Now what am I going to use as an excuse to call out!?....jk...maybe not...
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Just don't tell them you got vaccinated :P

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Hayden is way too young to be wearing that much makeup. Dating an older man, that's one thing, but girl needs to learn to take advantage of her youth while she can. No one that young needs to wear that much makeup.

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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08

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LOVE CARROTTOP on July 23, 2008 - 1:09pm.

So off-topic but I'm so effing excited. Apparently a vaccine for the stomach flu may be available soon! Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Now what am I going to use as an excuse to call out!?....jk...maybe not...

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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!

Sophie Monk looks like a 'slow' Charlize Theron.

I like Hayden's hair but it reminds me of Paris a little bit so now I'm confused.

kdracofan's picture

I kinda like Hayden's hair

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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!

LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

Awww, looking at Doogie there makes me feel like I'm looking at a puppy dressed up for Halloween.

So off-topic but I'm so effing excited. Apparently a vaccine for the stomach flu may be available soon! Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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