Wednesday, July 23rd 2008

Blind Items...I Guess...You Guess...

Which iconic supermodel wolfed down a sneaky KFC - and had to hide her gastronomic blow-out from her eagle-eyed agency bosses? (Mirror)

Naomi "I'm losing mah hair" Campbell?

Which celebrity hides her booze problem by pouring vodka into a Starbucks coffee cup when she's out shopping? (Mirror)

I do that! But I use water bottles instead. Ok, my guess is.....one of the Olsen trolls?

Which reality TV has-been can't even go to paid appearances anymore? His manager is too worried about how trashed he gets when he's on the payroll. (Rush & Molloy)

Danny Bonaduce or Chyna?

Posted by: Michael K


Who cares? We only care how to find these celerbities. Lucky me. I found Hilton on a celeb and millionaire dating site. Its name is like 【W e a l t h y L o v e s.com】 or something.

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3# Tom Sizemore. Sounds like it makes sense to me at least.

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1. Could be Karolina Kurkova. Those pics of KK's juicy booty on the runway in Brazil had everyone talking.

I later read she has been seen working up a sweat at the David Barton gym in Chelsea.

1. Karolina
2. Renee Zelwegger
3. who cares?!

1. Noami Campbell
2. Mary-Kate Olsen
3. Corey Haim (since he had a drug relapse on Lost Boys 2 set)

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 23, 2008 - 2:21pm.
Sorry Slutts, I just sold that story to The Star.....
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That's okay, I released a picture of last weekend's Vodka Fest with Nitty, DeeDee, and IG... it's the "Caption This" pic for today.

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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.

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Sorry Slutts, I just sold that story to The Star.....

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I wouldn't know what to do with another chance, if you gave it to me; I couldn't take the embrace of a real romance, it would race right through me...
-Fiona Apple "The Way Things Are"

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Submitted by Sheeps on July 23, 2008 - 1:45pm.
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Shhhhh, that was a secret, I don't want anyone to think that I have a drinking problem.

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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.

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My guesses:

#1: Tyra
#2: Kiki Drunkst, Olson Troll or Blohan. Hell, most of Hollywood.
#3: Pick a Corey...doesn't matter which one.

Damn,a bitch can't even have some KFC without everyone being all up in her bidness?!

Submitted by Sluttsville on July 23, 2008 - 9:33am.
Hell, I do that at work, in the parking lot at the church, and on the playground.

Even hiking.

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suzanita on July 23, 2008 - 12:50pm.
its bruce bitches...
Dear kdracofan,
Do you have your period too?? Me too!!!!!!!!
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LMAO No but apparently last week a bunch of us 'seemed' to have it....

:)

(Feel better - grrrrr to period)

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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!

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2 is definitely La Lohan or Britney.

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its bruce bitches...
Dear kdracofan,
Do you have your period too?? Me too!!!!!!!!

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LOL. wish i could do that.

the devil's water it ain't so sweet...(to me)

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"Which celebrity hides her booze problem by pouring vodka into a Starbucks coffee cup when she's out shopping?"

Hell, I do that at work, in the parking lot at the church, and on the playground.

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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.

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Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on July 23, 2008 - 9:02am.
First one: Claudia Schiffer
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That's funny. Naomi Campbell used to spew vituperatives about Claudia - calling her a "FAT SWEDISH COW" -- er, somthing like that. Anyone remember the exact phrase?

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Mornin' Smurfettes!

Submitted by Voice of Reason on July 23, 2008 - 8:56am.
Paula Abdul on using Starbucks cup to disguise the booze. She was photographed shopping like this a while back, maybe a year ago, and appeared fairly drunk at the time.
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LoL. So DRINK is her problem??

One day my brother wanted to get his drink on so I stopped at a 7-Eleven and got him to put his beer in a slurpee cup on the way to the beach. Hell no ain't gettin' popped for open container in mah car!

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Submitted by EastEndGirl on July 23, 2008 - 11:12am.
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I've heard that but I refuse to find out for myself.

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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ

oh the KFC chica is totally Tyra! Tyra!

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on July 23, 2008 - 9:10am.

That's cause her clit is bigger than some dicks.

Simple really.

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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA

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No clue

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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!

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Heh. MK called Chyna a "he".

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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ

First one: Claudia Schiffer

Second one: Britney

Third one: Corey Haim

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I'd guess the Coffee boozer is Lohan or Britney!

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Paula Abdul on using Starbucks cup to disguise the booze. She was photographed shopping like this a while back, maybe a year ago, and appeared fairly drunk at the time.

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Does Corey Haim even have a manager? That turd is a mess.