Wednesday, July 23rd 2008
Morning Wood
Ceiling Eyes needs a foot scrub - Popbytes
Barf. Katie Price and Peter Andre join "Strictly Come Dancing" - SOW
Did LC take acting lessons for the new season of "The Hills"? - Mollygood
Dreamboat Doherty was not robbed. Phew - ICYDK
Jenny Aniston and John Mayer might be getting married. You have permission to roll your eyes - A Socialite's Life
Vince Vaughn is the best bang (not in that way) for your buck - I'm Not Obsessed
Robert Downey Jr. has decided not to write his memoirs - Holy Moly!
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Ugh, Lauren Conrad has such a melanin moustache. She needs some skin bleaching cream for that or something.
Libra - thanks! It really creeps me out to think someone is concorned for someone elses uterus.
i'm fucking pissed you didn't give Katie and Peter the attention they deserve! hello, i want more excuses for Harvey pix...for fuck's sake!
Submitted by Two Drink Min on July 23, 2008 - 10:38am.
Submitted by Bo on July 23, 2008 - 10:21am.
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No I think that's the tick of your time machine taking you back to 1950. Now get in the kitchen and make your man some dinner.
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ROFL... good one Two Drink Min !!!
I fucking LOVE Vince Vaughn!♥
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"I'm the whoriest whore whoever whored..." MK
Perfect Conspiracy to Drive the Brangeloonies to Implode:
Jennifer Aniston's eggs are placed into Angelina Jolie's megauterus during the IFV, unbeknownst to AJ, and the twins are really Brad and Jen's. All engineered by Brad P and Jennifer A during their time in Mexico prior to separation. (He paid off a few lab techs with Jolie's money.)
I should write for the Sun...
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
Jen has low self esteem after getting trans-atlantically dumped. Hope she's just using JM as a prop, like he's using her.
Those feet look like some claymation travesty out of the second, shorter film of a 1950s B-movie science fiction double feature where both reels are about talentless, stupid bitches.
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I love you. No, really.
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AIM dreamhypnotique
Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 23, 2008 - 11:40am.
Submitted by Bo on July 23, 2008 - 7:21am.
Poor Jennifer, always falling in love with losers.
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Does that include Brad Pitt?
LOL!!! yep!!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Submitted by Bo on July 23, 2008 - 7:21am.
Poor Jennifer, always falling in love with losers.
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Does that include Brad Pitt?
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Bo did say ALWAYS, so yes it does.
Aniston better be careful. The Jolie/Pitt relationship was shorter and look what happen to them. VV is hot!
Submitted by Bo on July 23, 2008 - 7:21am.
Poor Jennifer, always falling in love with losers.
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Does that include Brad Pitt?
Aw I don't care if JA and John M get married but I would like to see him knock her up with triplets.
If Jen & John get married I'll become a Scientologist!
I saw Jen last friday backstage during John's show in Chicago (well, tinley park actually but who's geocoding?)... A friend of mine hooked it up who works with John and that night, Jen and John 'flew' so I wasn't able to get many details. However, I saw him in the flesh, but was more impressed when I met Robbie McIntosh, guitarist for the pretenders...
Anyways, long story short, friend says Jen has been around for almost every show and not missed many dates whatsoever!
@RDJ
Sometimes I come on cold, but don’t
believe it, I will love you till the day I die
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if wishes were wings, frogs wouldn't bump their heinies when they jump.
If RDJ has a change of heart about his memoirs, I am available for ghostwriting. I would also make sure it includes lots and lots of pictures.
If Jen and John are engaged, she should anounce it on operah the day the brangelina baby whoring pictures come out! That would be the best revenge, people would be talking about Jen and ignoring them! Just watch all the brangaloonies explode if that happens! Lol!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
I would loooove to read RDJ's memoirs... He'll write it someday - when there are many new and happier chapters of his life...
Keifer Sutherland will write a must read someday, too...
Jennifer Aniston can't play a serial killer - doesn't have the chops... "Derailed" sucked hard....
I hope RDJ waits to write his book.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Robert Downey jr. can't write his memoir because he can't remember a damn thing.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 23, 2008 - 10:42am
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True, it's the only way for a woman to be relevant in this world.
Ewe ever hear of a fuckin pedicure?!? That shit is just nasty, no one wants to see that.
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
Two Drink, don't forget to tell her to take off her shoes too....and get pregnant.
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I wouldn't know what to do with another chance, if you gave it to me; I couldn't take the embrace of a real romance, it would race right through me...
-Fiona Apple "The Way Things Are"
Submitted by Khandi on July 23, 2008 - 7:35am.
The other one forgot to put her dentures in.
hahahaha. She's very popular.
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Your manuscript is both good and original; but the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good. (SJ)
Submitted by Bo on July 23, 2008 - 10:21am.
Poor Jennifer, always falling in love with losers. Tick tick tick goes the uterus clock. Anyone hear it besides me?
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No I think that's the tick of your time machine taking you back to 1950. Now get in the kitchen and make your man some dinner.
Submitted by Khandi: "The other one forgot to put her dentures in."
Oh my god, you made me laugh so hard. Now the kids want to know what's so funny.
we are reading a lot of fake news these days. Did you remember the news about Britney's pregnancy, Lindsay's joining on the famous rich men seeking affairs site W e a l t h y L o v e s c om? Is this news true or not? who knows...
The other one forgot to put her dentures in.
You'd think with the 5 grand an hour Audrina gets paid, she could afford a pedicure.....so gross.
Jennifer and John are not getting married...what crap...she can't keep a man- remember?
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I wouldn't know what to do with another chance, if you gave it to me; I couldn't take the embrace of a real romance, it would race right through me...
-Fiona Apple "The Way Things Are"
I don't really want to be seeing that bitch's nasty feet while I'm eating dinner, MK.
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TimTams Rule!
It's always nice to have a small foot brush or stone in the bathroom so whenever you shower you can clean the soles of your feet. Just don't leave it all for the mani/pedi person to do! Silly, silly girl.
Robert Downey Jr. is too young to be writing his memoirs. He is just in the beginning of his third act, and I think possibly his best.
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
Pete said "erroneously reported"? He needs to wash his mouth out with soap. Well, that's a good idea in all events.
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Your manuscript is both good and original; but the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good. (SJ)
Audrina's bolt-ons are misshapen. She needs a do-over and a refund.
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Your manuscript is both good and original; but the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good. (SJ)
Poor Jennifer, always falling in love with losers. Tick tick tick goes the uterus clock. Anyone hear it besides me?
That pic makes me think of when people put their nasty bare feet out the car window or on the dashboard- do I want to see your feet? NO.
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I wouldn't know what to do with another chance, if you gave it to me; I couldn't take the embrace of a real romance, it would race right through me...
-Fiona Apple "The Way Things Are"
PS
Who is this bitch at Socialite Life?
Blah blah blah. You know what Jennifer needs to liven her ass up? She needs to play some sort of action heroine or psychotic killer.
Smart bitch.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Fuck that OTHER site! I'm suddenly elated at the idea that Jenho and the Urinator (good names tho:) are getting married? WTF?
and LC....
What tiny little teeth you have, LC!
All the better to suck you with my dear:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Robert Downey Jr. has to write that book, I need new shit to read! This is disappointing.
Jen and John are getting married my ass. It's just her probably running her mouth off like Jessica Simpson.
Off topic:
I had a dream about Ryan Reynolds last night. We got married and had bebes. It was hot.
RE: Jenny and johnny - Eyes officially rolled. Can't wait for the messy divorce.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
When Kevin Spacey writes his memoirs, I will be first in line to read it. RDJ? meehh.
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You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because I just farted.
Hear that, Hollywood? You'd better cast Vince Vaughn before he drinks himself to death.
Sheesh, he was hot in the 90's.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Nasty. And LC looks like she has no teeth.
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Póg ma thoin.