Family Feud
Batman was arrested yesterday for assaulting his mommy and everyone's got a story to tell about what he really happened on Sunday night. Christian Bale's mommy and sissy issued a statement saying they weren't going to talk about it. They said they didn't personally call the police, but they aren't going to give anymore statements because "it's a family matter."
The Daily Mail claims Christian completely flipped out on Sunday night after his mommy insulted his wifey. A source said, "Christian was stressed, but he didn’t lay a finger on anyone. Instead, he flew off the handle and cussed his mother. He just got very loud because his mother was saying some very outrageous things about him, and his wife."
The source said that Christian's marriage is in trouble and his relationship with his mother sucks, so it just all came to a head that night. Christian has already denied the assault allegations.
TMZ also has a story about Christian freaking out on the set of "Terminator 4" last Friday. He apparently screamed at the cinematographer, "I will kick your ass." Meh.
Basically, Christian has a temper, his family might be annoying, they had a very loud argument, someone called the police, he was arrested, he was released and that's that. It just sounds like a typical episode of "Cops," but with British accents. So an extremely classy episode of "Cops."
Also, did you know his mommy used to be a clown? I'm not sure if that means anything or not, but now I picture her dressed as a sad clown during their entire argument.
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OMG, she looks so pretty. I saw her profile on m'illionaire d'ating s'ite "M e e t i n g W e a l t h y.c o m last week. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site? Just curious.
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My mom's advice would've been great for me, had I been born picking beans in the field and grew up in the 50's and 60's, like her. Mothers don't always know best and sometimes they think their opinions are worth more than they really are.
he's just mad because everybody including his momma wishes he was dead instead of heath ledger.
CBale does looks like he has a VERY BAD temper.
I don't think his portrayal in AmPsycho was a stretch for him as he was probably channeling part of himself in the character.
If I went to jail everytime I yelled at someone, I would be posting bail every hour.
CBale = go drink a Rum & Coke and hide out in the Bat Cave for a while.
Terminator IV = MAJOR SUXFEST. Those damn movies need to be retired already.
I hate it when people wear black and blue together. It looks like a bruise.
Everyone, back off the Bale!
I got your back CB! (and your front *wink*wink*)
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meh, a lot of good actors are a little bit emotionally unstable
Mother, you're not terribly important me. I have to go return some videotapes.
Mommy should have whipped out her floppy clown shoes and beat his hot ass with it.
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You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because I just farted.
Maybe Christian should do a nice Lifetime movie next. Something soft like a blanket. Not very macho.
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My last family argument was awful. Plus my Dad left the window open. I knew the neighbours heard it. But then who gives a shit.
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If the police had been called every time I screamed at my mother, I'd still be in jail to this day.
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