Family Feud
Batman was arrested yesterday for assaulting his mommy and everyone's got a story to tell about what he really happened on Sunday night. Christian Bale's mommy and sissy issued a statement saying they weren't going to talk about it. They said they didn't personally call the police, but they aren't going to give anymore statements because "it's a family matter."
The Daily Mail claims Christian completely flipped out on Sunday night after his mommy insulted his wifey. A source said, "Christian was stressed, but he didn’t lay a finger on anyone. Instead, he flew off the handle and cussed his mother. He just got very loud because his mother was saying some very outrageous things about him, and his wife."
The source said that Christian's marriage is in trouble and his relationship with his mother sucks, so it just all came to a head that night. Christian has already denied the assault allegations.
TMZ also has a story about Christian freaking out on the set of "Terminator 4" last Friday. He apparently screamed at the cinematographer, "I will kick your ass." Meh.
Basically, Christian has a temper, his family might be annoying, they had a very loud argument, someone called the police, he was arrested, he was released and that's that. It just sounds like a typical episode of "Cops," but with British accents. So an extremely classy episode of "Cops."
Also, did you know his mommy used to be a clown? I'm not sure if that means anything or not, but now I picture her dressed as a sad clown during their entire argument.
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Submitted by Sheeps on July 23, 2008 - 10:55am.
Submitted by Justina on July 23, 2008 - 7:46am.
I always thought Christian to be a grumpy bitch with attitude in his personal life. Just a hunch.
You might be right. Some of the CB love on this site is worrying me a little. If the love object were, say, AJ instead, we'd all tease the lover
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I wanted to say something like that but then I just would've been called a troll. Go ahead.. call me one.. do it
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It's hard to be objective when a man makes you cream your jeans. That is what I took from the story of the Bale.
His mom and sister may be supreme bitches with alcohol and drug problems, but that still doesn't change the fact that Bale looks and acts like a righteous, grade-a ASSHOLE.
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Submitted by Justina on July 23, 2008 - 7:46am.
I always thought Christian to be a grumpy bitch with attitude in his personal life. Just a hunch.
You might be right. Some of the CB love on this site is worrying me a little. If the love object were, say, AJ instead, we'd all tease the lover.
DeeDee, I'm coming with you! (hopefully more ways than one- lol)
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Excellent plan sheeps!
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Submitted by DeeDee on July 23, 2008 - 7:50am.
Christian is filming T4 in my hometown. I might have to take a special trip to stalk, er I mean, watch him in action.
heeheehee. I'll keep his wife occupied.
He's an attractive man for sure, but always seems to be in a bad mood. Permanent PMS.
Christian is filming T4 in my hometown. I might have to take a special trip to stalk, er I mean, watch him in action.
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Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs. ~Homer Simpson
Meh. This story doesn't change my mind about him. I still think he's the hottest fucking celeb out there. IMO. I don't fantasize about celebs, either. But I most certainly DO with him. ;-)
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
I always thought Christian to be a grumpy bitch with attitude in his personal life. Just a hunch.
fucking medling family members!!...always showing up at the worst times and starting shit. pah! I kinda like my Christian with a bit of a hot temper. grrrrrrrr....
and slap me..but when i first saw the above picture I thought that it was that Adrienne Curry chick. lol. oops...my mistake.
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Thank you for sharing Clarisse....
O/T: *Sigh* (lol)
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All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
I'm glad this whole thing is just about Christian yelling, because i could never have fantasies about a woman-hitter. Now a man with a temper... that's something i can work with.
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Submitted by r5bales: "my mom told me lesbians put stuffed animals in the back window of their cars. that's how you can tell, ..stuffed animals.
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I dunno about gayelles and stuffed animals, but there is a retirement community near my home. The widowed women put golf hats in their back window to show they are "in the market.""
Oh my god, that is too funny! I think it's true about the gayelles and the stuffed animals. There used to be a car in my nbeighborhood with a bunch of stuffed animals in the back and rainbow stickers all over it. A Subaru Outback.
Imagine how lucky these old men get! There are like five horny old ladies for every ONE of them! Maybe I will be gayelle when I turn 70.
Submitted by Amanda on July 23, 2008 - 10:38am.
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Ah...now THERE's a family I can relate to!
Run Christian, run!
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Guess what, I just found she have a profile on a dating site for celebrities and millionaires 【W e a l t h y L o v e s.com】. How cool is this.
Allegedly:
His mom and sister are alcoholics and drug addicts, they showed up at his hotel uninvited and highly intoxicated. They were calling him big shot and that he needs to take care of his own. His mom was yelling that he would be nothing without her and he owed her. His sister was begging for money and when he was pushing her toward the door his mother came from behind and started hitting him on his head and kicking him. He managed to push them both out the door and his mom fell, they called the police and wanted him arrested. I believe that Chirstian is the victim here not his mom or sister.
LCT,
Happy Humping Day!!!!
On topic: Christian Bale is the shit.
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
Well, if he was sticking up for his wife and nobody got hit or pushed, then it just sounds like a regular family argument and should never have included the cops.
I guess I can still keep Christian on his pedestal and like him even more for sticking up for his wife.
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I think it's sad. I had no idea, he and Heath Ledger were so close. You know Bale had to have envisioned a triumphant TDK opening with Ledger by his side, and instead he is going it alone and having to constantly talk about Heath and his death.
You'd think his mother and sister would just lay off him. Och....family members just don't know how to honor boundaries sometimes.
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Submitted by cornpone on July 23, 2008 - 4:03pm.
"i'll kick your ass"? I thought he was from England, not Hickman county Tennessee.
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i thought he was welsh O.o
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My dad always told me the more you stomp in poop, the more it stinks - Billy "Bloody Genius" Ray Cyrus
I've got a bitch of a mother too, so I can understand how a mother can make you lose it enough to end up in jail.
I am no longer involved with mine, and life has become a lot easier.
Submitted by blixicles on July 23, 2008 - 7:03am.
my mom told me lesbians put stuffed animals in the back window of their cars. that's how you can tell, ..stuffed animals.
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I dunno about gayelles and stuffed animals, but there is a retirement community near my home. The widowed women put golf hats in their back window to show they are "in the market."
He probably just realized that he's really good looking but his wife, less so.
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all i read from this post was, "his marriage is on the rocks"
at least now i have a chance :)
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My dad always told me the more you stomp in poop, the more it stinks - Billy "Bloody Genius" Ray Cyrus
Don't get me wrong, I love him but he's always seemed like a righteous dick in his interviews and stuff. But I dig on that, so...
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
I really don't see the issue here.
I would pay good money for him to abuse me.
He needs to put on about 30 pounds-he's starting to look like his Machinist days.
My same thing happened to my husband and me. His mother insulted me, told him he didn't have "the perfect family" like he thought (which of course was a blow at me, not the kids) she and his sister insulted other things about me and he went off on them. I never really saw him that mad. It kind of turned me on! I'm sure if you asked them what happened, they'd say, "no comment" I'd say the same thing if I knew I was being an unreasonable bitch.
An actor with emotional issues. That never happens LOL! At least he isn't flinging phones at every hotel clerk who looks at him wrong. Or beating down his hired help... yet ;)
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This whole thing has just gotten ridiculously out of hand... Should be thrown right out of court - which I expect it will....
Christian Bale is badass.
Clarisse, CtH, HIGH FIVE. Happy Humping Day!
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CB avie! Yeah! I have to agree with you. As much as i adore Christian Bale, i would bet my salary that he has a temper. There is a saying..."There is no true genius without true madness"...
kdracofan,
*high five*
I'll share, but only for you!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
The wife is rockin' the Laurie Partridge look.
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"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Clarisse on July 23, 2008 - 9:57am.
Everyone, back off the Bale!
I got your back CB! (and your front *wink*wink*)
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Can you share woman!?
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
How convenient, his sister and mom don't want to comment further...
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Haha! It was a neighbour who saw him and was all like: "I can't quite put my finger on it, but that guy looks like a PSYCHO to me! Let's call the cops!"
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on July 23, 2008 - 9:06am.
Speaking of family, people.com has the pictures of the pregnant ladydude whoring out his/her daughter, whom s/he calls "a miracle." Right, sperm + egg = miracle. Jesus christ!
Hear, hear! The "miracle" is that the freak is getting so much attention. Poor, confused kid that's going to be.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
is he wearing derma blend? i think he is.
Yeah, parents think they can give advice but it can be the DUMBEST, most ignorant advice ever. You know that dumb kid that everyone made fun of in the playground? He grew up and became a parent too.
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Speaking of family, people.com has the pictures of the pregnant ladydude whoring out his/her daughter, whom s/he calls "a miracle." Right, sperm + egg = miracle. Jesus christ!
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
MK, you are too funny. An episode of COPS, indeed.
"i'll kick your ass"? I thought he was from England, not Hickman county Tennessee.
my mom told me lesbians put stuffed animals in the back window of their cars. that's how you can tell, ..stuffed animals.
is that true?
See, he didn't whip out the nail gun and go all Patrick Bateman on them. They insulted his wife and he yelled at them. Boo frickity hoo. Nobody knows how to push the piss-off buttons like family.
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
Wtf? So screaming is now assault? Totally lame.
I'm guessing mommy is throwing a fit because his wife "isn't good enough." She's an American immigrant who came from Bosnia or Serbia or something like that and was Winona Ryder's assistant...all of which I find cool, but Xtian's uptight British mommy likely finds abhorrent. Whatever, bitch.
His eyes seem sad and lost. Like when he was a little boy in Empire of the Sun.
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shit, I'd be a lifer.
seriously, how can you get arrested for hollering?
wouldn't the jails be filled to the top 24/7?
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i love a man who knows how to really fucking get angry. aw yeah, i <3 me some CB!!!