Family Feud
Batman was arrested yesterday for assaulting his mommy and everyone's got a story to tell about what he really happened on Sunday night. Christian Bale's mommy and sissy issued a statement saying they weren't going to talk about it. They said they didn't personally call the police, but they aren't going to give anymore statements because "it's a family matter."
The Daily Mail claims Christian completely flipped out on Sunday night after his mommy insulted his wifey. A source said, "Christian was stressed, but he didn’t lay a finger on anyone. Instead, he flew off the handle and cussed his mother. He just got very loud because his mother was saying some very outrageous things about him, and his wife."
The source said that Christian's marriage is in trouble and his relationship with his mother sucks, so it just all came to a head that night. Christian has already denied the assault allegations.
TMZ also has a story about Christian freaking out on the set of "Terminator 4" last Friday. He apparently screamed at the cinematographer, "I will kick your ass." Meh.
Basically, Christian has a temper, his family might be annoying, they had a very loud argument, someone called the police, he was arrested, he was released and that's that. It just sounds like a typical episode of "Cops," but with British accents. So an extremely classy episode of "Cops."
Also, did you know his mommy used to be a clown? I'm not sure if that means anything or not, but now I picture her dressed as a sad clown during their entire argument.
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Ps: Bale's wife is really pretty, don't be hatin', she is his own personal wonderwoman :)
["Dude, your friends asked me to give you a message: Dump the bitch before you're sorry!"
'"Before you're sorry" a surprised Larson parrots].-
Too funny to be true.
But seriously Jorge, dump the witch bitch before u're sorry!
Like i said Doperty and Cocake Moss were both taken into custody , i don't know for sure about la moss but Doperty was indeed arrested.
and yes, even though police officers do pay attention to celebrity status, I honestly believe British police is not as permissive as American police is. blah it doesn't matter anyway, the thing is I highly doubt things went down as CB's mother & sis stated.
["Dude, your friends asked me to give you a message: Dump the bitch before you're sorry!"
'"Before you're sorry" a surprised Larson parrots].-
Too funny to be true.
But seriously Jorge, dump the witch bitch before u're sorry!
Christian better use some of his "Batman" money and get his wife some teef whitener
Didn't his wife Sibi used to be Fishy Paltrow's personal assistant?
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My brains tell me he's a douche,
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Why do some mothers try to make a man choose between them and their wives? From my experience, the wife and her coochie always wins.
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"Also, did you know his mommy used to be a clown?"
Yuh, because I said so int he original thread. Cuh! Credit or I suuuuuueee!
(Not really, I'm British - I would never do something so vulgar.)
i won't pass judgement on the situation b/c no one really knows all the facts, and even if we did, i still wouldn't care. I will admit that the thought of him losing his temper turns me on... i'm more attracted to him now than i was before all this happened. ok off to watch American Pyscho....
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 23, 2008 - 12:07pm.
I've come to the conclusion that Dark Knight is cursed.
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Mmmm Hmmm like Poltergeist.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
thought American Psycho was hysterically funny.
Anytime there is "situation" with an actor, I have to look at the timing. If it's a recording artist and they have bad press, I have to ask if they have a new record dropping soon. The same with actors.
In this instance though, I have to wonder. CB doesn't have to do anything to create attention for himself or his new movie. He's already on top. So, with that in mind, I have to question the actions of the other party. Again timing. It's all very suspect to me.
The fact is we will never know the truth from the media since they keep making stuff up after another.
The whole Terminator incident..
"TMZ spies tell us Bale was on the set last Friday shooting "Terminator 4" at Kirtland Air Force Base in New Mexico."
Wasn't he in LA last friday?
never understood the big deal about his ugly ass...plus, he has mean eyes...
Christian,
You can come take your frustrations out on me anytime you'd like.
Sincerely,
Cara
EvilShoe,
I wonder a lot of things about Christian Bales tongue, but that ain't one of em...
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
People may have a lot of bad things to say about America, but at least we can't get arrested for "yelling with intent to cause alarm" at family members...yet, anyway.
My ass would be thrown in jail so quick.
I wonder if his tongue has a bad temper.
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Ummm his wife is UGLY!! What a homely looking woman. Maybe the mother can't stand the wife's face.
The wife used to be Winona "stickie fingers" Ryder's assistant. Imagine her luck hooking up with Bale..
Fionalicious - "British police take no shit from no one -especially not from "celebrities"
Really? Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty beg to differ.
excuse me ?
WTF....--shut up.
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"Self-promotion, for me, is like going to the dentist" —Daniel Craig
I think that people are less obsessed with CB, and relate more to the family drama shit--THAT'S why he's getting a pass more or less from most D-Listers. Lets face it--most of us have at least one memeber or our family that we don't get along with, and understand the frustration of dealing with them. And from past posts, it seems many have totally disfucntional parents.
I dare say that a lot of celebs would have gotten a pass in this circumstance.
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i knew he played that friggin part in american psycho TOO WELL!! check his fridge!! i believe that shyt - unfortunately, that's the same 'energy' that turns me on to him ... god, he's something else - both good and bad ... he can still get it, chainsaw and all :)
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 23, 2008 - 12:07pm.
I've come to the conclusion that Dark Knight is cursed.
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I've come to the conclusion that Dark Knight is cursed.
I'd like to know why he screamed at the cinematographer. Was he being an egocentric, disrespectful actor who thinks he's more important, or did the guy genuinly piss him off?
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Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 23, 2008 - 11:35am.
Submitted by Sheeps on July 23, 2008 - 8:23am.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 23, 2008 - 8:18am.
True. But he's just a movie star, most of whom never finished school or did anything else at all worthwhile. (That wasn't too broad a statement, was it?)
Not at all, in fact, that's basically the reason James Franco is giving for his choice to attend graduate school at NYU. He said acting in films doesn't make you complete, or something.
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Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 23, 2008 - 11:20am.
Submitted by Sheeps on July 23, 2008 - 7:51am.
Submitted by DeeDee on July 23, 2008 - 7:50am.
Christian is filming T4 in my hometown. I might have to take a special trip to stalk, er I mean, watch him in action.
heeheehee. I'll keep his wife occupied.
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With what? A nice hot bath and a can of Degreaser?
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I think we should lock him in a room with Naomi Campbell and see who comes out alive.
Submitted by Sheeps on July 23, 2008 - 8:23am.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 23, 2008 - 8:18am.
True. But he's just a movie star, most of whom never finished school or did anything else at all worthwhile. (That wasn't too broad a statement, was it?)
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Probably not broad enough.....err...I mean you need to include Rock Stars and Professional Athletes in that generalization, too.
reinvention on July 23, 2008 - 10:27am.
all i read from this post was, "his marriage is on the rocks"
at least now i have a chance :)
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Submitted by Stoney on July 23, 2008 - 10:59am.
His mom and sister may be supreme bitches with alcohol and drug problems, but that still doesn't change the fact that Bale looks and acts like a righteous, grade-a ASSHOLE.
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Maybe it doesn't change it but, at least, now we have someone to blame:)
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Submitted by Sheeps on July 23, 2008 - 11:16am.
Submitted by Imnotme on July 23, 2008 - 8:05am.
It's hard to be objective when a man makes you cream your jeans.
That's a good life lesson, applied broadly.
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Touche. It is possible, though not always easy, to be objective and lustful simultaneously... if you're a woman.
OnT: I think Mrs. Bale is kinda cute, in that earthy natural sort of way.
Wow, he got mad at his family. Big fucking deal. He's a moody person. Big fucking deal. He's hot, so that's all I care about.
He needs a group therapy session with the two Coreys, Gary Coleman and Danny Bonaduce. God, kid actors just don't stand a chance, do they?
Just hug it out, bitches.
yes, Mommy being a clown means something "everyone hates clowns".
I knew the wife had something to do with this. She is standing in the way of Mom and Sis getting their hands on all that money Bale is making.
fionalicious, meh.
they still fall for the celeb bullshit, just like American police- they get special treatment....you can't deny that, come on....
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I wouldn't know what to do with another chance, if you gave it to me; I couldn't take the embrace of a real romance, it would race right through me...
-Fiona Apple "The Way Things Are"
Submitted by DeeDee on July 23, 2008 - 8:22am.
No Depends? And why are the lollies all chewed up? Aren't you supposed to...?
Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 23, 2008 - 8:18am.
True. But he's just a movie star, most of whom never finished school or did anything else at all worthwhile. (That wasn't too broad a statement, was it?)
*packing Nitty's best box wine, ice lollies, sodium pentathol, Louboutins to distract wifey* Let's roll bitches!
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Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs. ~Homer Simpson
He apparently screamed at the cinematographer, "I will kick your ass." Meh.
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BFD. I say that to my boss EVERY DAY!!!!!
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the thing is: they were arrested.-
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 23, 2008 - 11:16am.
submitted by fionalicious
Please he obviously did not got physical with them, British police take no shit from no one -especially not from "celebrities"-
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do the names Pete Doherty or Kate Moss ring a bell for you?
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I wouldn't know what to do with another chance, if you gave it to me; I couldn't take the embrace of a real romance, it would race right through me...
-Fiona Apple "The Way Things Are"
["Dude, your friends asked me to give you a message: Dump the bitch before you're sorry!"
'"Before you're sorry" a surprised Larson parrots].-
Too funny to be true.
But seriously Jorge, dump the witch bitch before u're sorry!
Submitted by Sheeps on July 23, 2008 - 7:51am.
Submitted by DeeDee on July 23, 2008 - 7:50am.
Christian is filming T4 in my hometown. I might have to take a special trip to stalk, er I mean, watch him in action.
heeheehee. I'll keep his wife occupied.
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With what? A nice hot bath and a can of Degreaser?
oopsssssssss! "I'm sad to hear he is having marital problems..."
["Dude, your friends asked me to give you a message: Dump the bitch before you're sorry!"
'"Before you're sorry" a surprised Larson parrots].-
Too funny to be true.
But seriously Jorge, dump the witch bitch before u're sorry!
Submitted by Sheeps on July 23, 2008 - 7:55am.
Submitted by Justina on July 23, 2008 - 7:46am.
I always thought Christian to be a grumpy bitch with attitude in his personal life. Just a hunch.
You might be right. Some of the CB love on this site is worrying me a little. If the love object were, say, AJ instead, we'd all tease the lover.
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Nah-- I'm not a big Bale fan but all the love for him doesn't faze me. Probably because from what I can tell (and unlike AJ) his public persona is not completely and totally contradictory to his actions.
Now, if he starts a commune of underpriveleged children and names it "Neverland Camp" or something I might change my mind. Otherwise, he seems pretty straightforward.
Submitted by Imnotme on July 23, 2008 - 8:05am.
It's hard to be objective when a man makes you cream your jeans.
That's a good life lesson, applied broadly.
submitted by fionalicious
Please he obviously did not got physical with them, British police take no shit from no one -especially not from "celebrities"-
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do the names Pete Doherty or Kate Moss ring a bell for you?
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I wouldn't know what to do with another chance, if you gave it to me; I couldn't take the embrace of a real romance, it would race right through me...
-Fiona Apple "The Way Things Are"
Submitted by Hekki on July 23, 2008 - 7:42am.
Oh my god, that is too funny! I think it's true about the gayelles and the stuffed animals. There used to be a car in my nbeighborhood with a bunch of stuffed animals in the back and rainbow stickers all over it. A Subaru Outback.
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Yup. Around here we don't call them Subarus however. They are referred to a "Lesbarus".
Please he obviously did not got physical with them, British police take no shit from no one -especially not from "celebrities"- and if any of said allegations were true he would have been arrested and HE WASN'T arrested -unlike it has been reported by some media-, the guy went down to the police station to give his statement of the facts as according to him happened, and left it on his own with no policemen around, if there were any charges of assault they would have arrested his ass right in the spot, so give me a freaking break.
So what?, the guy is having family issues, with his wife, mom & sister, or whatever the hell is happening, SHIT happens, at least he is man enough to stand to his mother for trashing his wife -if that was the case-, unlike many pussy-like guys who ruin their marriages only cuz mommy is too bitter and jealous of their little-baby-boy's wife; now if he only raised his voice ok cool, he's human, we all are, how many of us have even drop some insult to our own mother? not saying it's cool, just that in the heat of the moment SHIT happens, but if he did assault them then he should have AT least spent the night in some cell..yet I highly doubt that ever happened, sorry it just doesn't add-up.
btw, i'm sad to hear his having marital problems, that sucks, i always thought they look so...normal, and good,..just believable together, ..pretty, that's a good looking couple, and he honestly seems to be in love with his wife, that's sweet.
["Dude, your friends asked me to give you a message: Dump the bitch before you're sorry!"
'"Before you're sorry" a surprised Larson parrots].-
Too funny to be true.
But seriously Jorge, dump the witch bitch before u're sorry!
Submitted by Sheeps on July 23, 2008 - 7:28am.
He probably just realized that he's really good looking but his wife, less so.
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Bingo! She's rather shiny...and teethy....and greasy...but I'm sure she has a great personality.
Y'all remember when Tommy Girl's new relationship with Robot Holmes upstaged Christian at the Batman Begins premiere back in '05? That was hilarious. TG totally stole Christian's thunder & homegirl looked so pissed! I would be in full support of Christian unleashing his pent up rage & frustration on TG.