Heather's Out
You know, if Heather Locklear went back to that look above, all her problems would go away. That right there is sheer glamour. Actually, I think her hair is still kind of like that.
People reports that Heather has completed four weeks of treatment for anxiety and depression. Friends told People that she spent her time at the Arizona facility riding horses, getting spa treatments and hanging out with herself. That's called a fucking vacation. A really nice vacation. A really nice and expensive vacation.
One of Heather's friends said that she's doing much better, "She told a really funny story and she laughed from her core. That's when I knew she was going to be fine. I think that's the best part of all – it's so nice to hear her laugh." The joke probably involved Denise Richards' weepy snatch, an otter and a few dozen truckers. And when the friend said "she laughed from her core," does that mean she laughed so hard she pooped herself? I do that all the time.
Welcome back, Heather! It's time to get back to work. And I'm talking about a "Melrose Place" spin-off! If they can do it with "90210," they can do it with MP!
Good luck Heather!
Lies! If she'd been in treatment for a month for anxiety and depression, she'd be on so many meds that she couldn't laugh like that. She'd be zombied out. Obviously it was drugs!
This picture reminds me of another heather, who wears her hair like this in present tense!!!
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Her signature reads Jtack Pudch.
Cute.
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DiamondDawg: yes, seriously. the southern portion of coastal bend texas is FULL of hair hilarity! mullets, spiral perms and feathered hair abound. naturally, chola eyebrows are a hot mess featured attraction all over this bitch!!!! LOVE IT!
and i ain't talking about middle aged bitches either...i'm talking about bitches that are in their late 20s at the oldest. i just fucking crack up at this shit! :D
Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 23, 2008 - 1:00pm.
Here ya go!
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How 'bout this little gem:
http://storage.people.com/jpgs/19900917/19900917-750-0.jpg
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
Submitted by meadowgirl on July 23, 2008 - 7:01am.
i work with at least 3-5 b*tches with this hot hairdo. and chola eyebrows. it's awesome!!!
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Seriously?
Submitted by The C word on July 23, 2008 - 6:39am.
Wish I could find a pic of Julia Roberts from her Mystic Pizza days...now she had some thick she-brows.
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Here ya go!
http://www.reellifewisdom.com/files/images/julia%20roberts.jpg
Submitted by blixicles on July 23, 2008 - 6:33am.
aint they had no eyebrow wax or tweezers back then?
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OMFG!!! that's hilar. it was pre-90's and the shaved-then tattooed eyebrow.
I TOTALLY LOVE THAT HAIR!!!!
this morning as I was thinking about my wash and wear locks (seriously I just wash, towel dry, and put No. 9 in it and GO)...I was remembering SPIRAL PERMS. They were great until the grew out about 6"
I was thinking, damn, if spiral perms came back it would probably cook the he!! out of my ends. Seriously, i was thinking this.
She looks like she's already anxious and depressed in that picture for Chrissakes...maybe she should have gone a little sooner. I hear they offer spas services too. She could have had that lovely 'stache shaved off while she was at it.
There was a Melrose Place spinoff... Am I the only one who watched Models Inc???
Her face looks bad now because of the ginormous cheek implants; they seem to crowd the eyes, a person's most expressive feature.
"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader,the cultured and fascinating liar. . ."
Oscar Wilde
Submitted by Stock Broker on July 23, 2008 - 11:04am.
Angel_i ~ we need a real whinny douche to play Billy.
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How about Ross from Friends?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
She really fucked with her face, didn't she?
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if wishes were wings, frogs wouldn't bump their heinies when they jump.
Angel_i ~ we need a real whinny douche to play Billy.
1 month vacation, riding horses and laughing is not going to kick that 30 year old coke habit she was really in rehab for. Pills and coke, depression and anxiety my ass.
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
Khandi, I'm with you! If she looked at mine after yours, she'd be in the abyss....
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I wouldn't know what to do with another chance, if you gave it to me; I couldn't take the embrace of a real romance, it would race right through me...
-Fiona Apple "The Way Things Are"
That 80's pic of Heather ROCKS! She needs an acid wash denim vest with Mötley Crüe on the back to complete the look.
I'll have you know she prefers Samantha Josephine!
Heather, get it together girl. There are years of Dynasty reunions ahead of you!
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EAT SHIT AND LIVE!
The only way this would interest me would be if they brought back Marcia Cross.
Wait two years when her contract is up!
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
Depression sucks ass and anxiety is no better. I hope she really feels better. Though if she wants to know what REAL depression is she should come look at my bank statement.
Submitted by Stock Broker on July 23, 2008 - 10:02am.
Melrose Place spin off?
I can see this happening.
Any suggestions for the characters?
I vote Dina Lohan for Cougar Boss of the ad agency.
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And Michael can be from the rival company, but not for long, as he soon sets his sights on controlling D&D advertising!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
I've always liked Heather....man, I wish I could afford to go to that place....
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I wouldn't know what to do with another chance, if you gave it to me; I couldn't take the embrace of a real romance, it would race right through me...
-Fiona Apple "The Way Things Are"
Half gallon of gel, a wind tunnel treatment and BAM! Instant 80's glamor!
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Submitted by mirror-mirror-o... on July 23, 2008 - 10:05am.
I watched "Sleeping With The Enemy" with Julia Roberts last night (I know - but there is nothing new on in the summer months....)
You're not kidding about the she-brows !!!!!
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I watched 'Dirty Harry' last night. :)
I just had to hunt down a couple of pics to demonstrate (#2 is particularly special):
http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Articles/20071218/293.pretty.woman....
http://storage.people.com/jpgs/19900917/19900917-750-0.jpg
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
I watched "Sleeping With The Enemy" with Julia Roberts last night (I know - but there is nothing new on in the summer months....)
You're not kidding about the she-brows !!!!!
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Submitted by The C word on July 23, 2008 - 9:39am.
Submitted by blixicles on July 23, 2008 - 9:33am.
aint they had no eyebrow wax or tweezers back then?
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Haaahaaa...the natural look was in back then!
Wish I could find a pic of Julia Roberts from her Mystic Pizza days...now she had some thick she-brows.
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I wish her well. Have nothing bad to say about Heather. She always seemed normal. But she should break her silence and speak to the public, it'll do her some good. With Denise constantly tormenting her with any public outlet she could find, it's no wonder she lost it! It's a miricle Jennifer aniston hasn't had this happen to her, maybe because she adressed her situation early on.
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Melrose Place spin off?
I can see this happening.
Any suggestions for the characters?
I vote Dina Lohan for Cougar Boss of the ad agency.
i work with at least 3-5 bitches with this hot hairdo. and chola eyebrows. it's awesome!!!
I still see bitches walking around certain parts of the country with hair like this.
oooo an MP spin off! NOT!
lol
PS I agree with you MK: "That's called a fucking vacation"
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
she could totes play CINDY MkKAIN in the movie
maybe she was in AZ rehab just researching for the role
Depression/Anxiety seems to be the new Hollywood black. I have a real hard time believing any of it. It flies in the face of those that truly suffer this condition.
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You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because I just farted.
must... have.... Melrose Place.... spin-off
Heather always seemed to be more real and grounded than her "bad boy" rocker men and the rest of fake Hollywood.
I'm sure the whole Richie/Denise thing threw her for a loop. I hope she's better. can't say anything bad about her.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Anxiety coupled with depression is an even bigger bitch than Heather's character on Melrose Place.
Hottest.Hair.Ever.
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Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs. ~Homer Simpson
@ Stock Broker:
Understood. I saw one epi of the Carter family. They can be added to the mix too.
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I don't agree with animal testing; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
Submitted by blixicles on July 23, 2008 - 9:33am.
aint they had no eyebrow wax or tweezers back then?
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Haaahaaa...the natural look was in back then!
Wish I could find a pic of Julia Roberts from her Mystic Pizza days...now she had some thick she-brows.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
Am ~ good morning.
The entire Lohan clan be in the remake along with the Hogans and Kalardassians.
Heidi Montage & Spencer "Douche" Pratt can also be in it.
Hollywood is stupid enough to do something like that.
She kinda always had hair issues didn't she? Funny how youth blurs the eyes. Anyhoo...I think I'm suffering from anxiety and depression, I'm gonna see if I can get a prescription for that facility, too! I REALLY need some treatments.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
aint they had no eyebrow wax or tweezers back then?
@ Stock Broker:
Good morning. You're joking, yes?
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I don't agree with animal testing; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
I can see Hollywood pucking out a Melrose Place 2008 version.
Dina Lohan would be a great Sammy Jo.
I remember this look; T.J. Hooker plus Sammy Jo/Dynasty. Best wishes, Heather.
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08