Katie Price Doesn't Write Her Own Books
SHOCKING! I know. Next you're going to tell me that her chichis aren't real and that Peter Andre doesn't rinse with fresh man nut every morning.
Katie Price's first book 300,000 copies in six weeks, her second sold 160,000 copies in six months and her third book is currently is in stores in the UK. She said she doesn't actually sit there and write the whole book. She just comes up with the story. So basically, she's telling us that she does nothing and her life is meaningless. Carry on!
She said, "I'm not going to lie, I don't sit there with a typewriter and write it, of course I don't. I don't have time to do that. I say how I want the storyline to be, each chapter is done, I read through it change it and then it goes away to be written. So I'm not going to sit here and say I write it word by word because I'd be lying. I actually say how I want the story and that's how it happens."
She's probably lying about that too. She can't read. You know Harvey Price writes everything. He sits in his playroom, spending hours and hours on his laptop. She pays him in animal crackers and plastic rulers.
Source: Daily Mail
if she had not had harvey, she would be nothing more than a glorified page 3 model. she owes all of her legitimate work & appearances, & any respect, should she have any, to him.
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she looks like a demon that sustains itself by sucking the microorganisms off of sleeping infants skin.
Gabriela on July 23, 2008 - 11:40am.
".........it takes a deeper talent."
BINGO!
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Gabriela - I think she meant "of course I don't write my own books" in the sense that she does a reality show; has 3 kids including one who has severe learning and physical disabilities; is forever doing magazine interviews and photoshoots, tv interviews, presenting their chat show etc etc; admits herself to being completely thick; and because no celebrity writes their own books any more. She's not at all up herself - she's actually very down to earth and completely honest about all the plastic surgery she's had done etc (she's filmed having it all done in her reality show in fact). Love her or loathe her she's not the way a lot of people outside the UK think she is.
Erm...so why does it say it has been written by Katie 'Slut' Price...when it hasn't? Ghost writing slag.
Anything truly written by her would probably be sprinkled with a lot of "LOL"s and "gonna"s with the occasional dash of "supposably" and pinch of "clothes" spelled "cloze."
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She says "of course, I don't write my own books" as if it is ludicrous to expect that someone as important and glamorous as she could be reduced to such a humble task as writing. Writers have to be able to spend time alone with their thoughts. It takes courage, it takes patience, it takes a deeper talent.
"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader,the cultured and fascinating liar. . ."
Oscar Wilde
DUR!
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All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Beverley - because every book she (ahem) writes - shall we just say does for the sake of argment - is lapped up by the public and sells by the bucketload. She says herself everything she's ever done has been a major success, and its true, it has! She doesn't write her books, design her underwear line and God knows what other products she puts out, but the endorsement is all they need. If you don't live in the UK you won't understand how incredibly popular this woman is. She has made a career for herself that no-one else in the UK has achieved - its not based on any talent at all, but entirely on the basis of her personality and looks. What can I say, people really like her in the UK. Little girls say they want to be like her when they grow up. I guess because they see her life as glamorous and see all the money she makes for doing very little. But on the whole, and across most sectors of society, she is very well liked - and thats why she's so successful.
Nobody sits at a typewriter any more....
I like Katie, she is nice and not some stuck up cunt. She tends to her child with special needs instead of sending him away or just blatantly ignoring him like John Travolta and Kelly Preston do. Sure she is tacky and over the top but at least she is a good person and a good mom. Unlike all the other fucks we see on this site. And please MOST people don't write their own books at least she has the balls to admit it.
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
Then it is NOT YOUR BOOK Katie.
She is SO annoying.
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She doesn't sit there at a typewriter ...? She's dating herself. How old is she ?? No one sits at a typewriter anymore, Katie. I can't believe it, she made me laugh.
This reminds me of Charles Barkley, who, when questioned about something in his autobiography, said he was misquoted.
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spent lots of (other people's) money.
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I see you have learned well, grasshopper:)
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I like this slut. She's a good-natured skank with a heart of gold. She's always hitting a speed bump every now and then, but she just picks her plastic-y ass right back up and keeps it movin'. Gotta admire her skanky ambitions!
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Submitted by angel_i on July 23, 2008 - 2:49pm.
Lmao! :0)
It was good. Spent the week at the beach, had a BBQ, spent lots of (other people's) money.
Week well spent!
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Thanks:) While my OCD keeps me on coming back to DListed far too often I'm sure - my ADD means that if it slides off the front page I often forget about it :) Suck on that, JT.
How was your vacay? Quickly now - I don't like to hurt the feelings of the Topic Police so early in the day:)
ONT: Seriously, guys - if she ever gets up the nerve to talk about substance abusing while pregnant she will, officially, be the most honest celebrity in the world.
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I'm shocked. Shocked, I tell you!
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she's dead honest for a woman so fake on the outside...
Submitted by angel_i on July 23, 2008 - 2:41pm.
Hey - DAE - Did you ever tell me what was up in that avvie?
Did you see it?
I said:
Who the hell is that?!! Barbie can't do that?!?
Is it young X-tina?
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I saw & repiled!
My reply -
In my avvie? It's Christina!! She must have been what...18/19 when she did that photoshoot.
http://www.dlisted.com/node/27304
~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥
As cheesy and hokey as she is, I really cant find anything too terribly bad to say about her. She was honest about the book and these days honesty in any form is refreshing.
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Thanks, LondonChik, for that interview.
I love a british accent, but hearing this stupid cow speak is irritating as hell.
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Hey - DAE - Did you ever tell me what was up in that avvie?
Did you see it?
I said:
Who the hell is that?!! Barbie can't do that?!?
Is it young X-tina?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
i'm going on Amazon right now to order her books!!! AHAHAAHAHAH!!! fuck, i love this ho'!
"I'm not going to lie, I don't sit there with a typewriter and write it, of course I don't."
Well duh, Katie!
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~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥
Oh you all must watch that clip it has Gok Wan in!!
I looooooooooooooooooove Gok he is so amazing and makes women feel great.
Google him
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So what if I sexualize things? I'll sexualize you in a minute!
Katie talking about her book
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9U3RTfXqnE
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So what if I sexualize things? I'll sexualize you in a minute!
I don't think this sea hag knows how to SPEAK in a complete sentence, let alone write one.
You guys are ALL going to be eating your words when our final salvation comes to us at the hands of this bimbo, dontcha know. You just wait and see...
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It's painfully obvious we are not looking at an educated person.
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I want to know why she thinks anyone wants to know what she has to say. She is a dumb plastic twat. If she loaned you two brain cells, she'd have to write you an I.O.U. for one of them. What kind of authority does she have on anything except plastic surgery and living in a body that is 90% silicone. If you are dumb enough to pay for her "book" then you get what you deserve.
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The quote is from when she appeared on the Charlotte Church show the other week.
TBH im reading her Angel book (no i didnt pay my good money for it, it was FREE in a magazine)
and its not that bad a light read on the train to work.
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She uses "Paint By Numbers" to put on her face. Of course she doesn't have time to write. Or read. Or develop talent.
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I don't agree with animal testing; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
She's chanelling Priscilla Presley circa 1969.
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Eh, at least she can admit it. Wasn't there some scandal about Naomi claiming she'd written her shitty book Swan and then everyone found out later it was (obviously) ghost-written? God, I pity the fools that read this dreck though.
I love how she says "Of course I don't!", as though it's inconceivable that one would actually sit down and write their own book.
And that wig looks like one you'd find in the discount Halloween bin at Walmart.
I've known this for a while. No one writes their own autobiographies in this country anymore and most of the "bad parts" are edited out. I await the day Wino releases her own "Amy: A Life of Hard Grafting" and explains how the coke crumb up her nose was actually a baking accident with flour.
We know. In fact I'd be surprised to discover she can read.
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