Saturday, July 26th 2008
Birthday Sluts
Helen Mirren (63)
Taylor Momsen (15)
Tamyra Gray (29)
Kate Beckinsale (35)
Jeremy Piven (43)
Sandra Bullock (44)
Kevin Spacey (49)
Dorothy Hamill (52)
Mick Jagger (65)
Blake Edwards (86)
Uh I was thought Kate Beckinsale was youger and Mick Jaggar was older? At least 75. Damn he looks really old. So that means Keith is around that age?!?! Who knew the walking dead was young[er]?
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She is such a cuttie. Her photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site ****** M o d e l m i l l i o n a i r e . c o m *****last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire model on that site now ☆☆☆☆☆???☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
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Happy Birthday Island Girl, Helen Mirren and all the other awesome sluts having a bday. Leos RULE!!
KATE BECKINSALE TURNS 35?
OMG I THOUGHT SHE WAS YOUNGER
SHE LOOKS TOO SEXY TO BE THAT AGE LOL
www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch
Happy Birthday Helen and Sandra. :)
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
just read a bio on Mick. he's a world-class bastard . . . maker
Wow alotta hot sluts are aging today, Heppie B-day to Helen, Sandy, Mick, Kevin an humble Kate.
Helen Mirren is the epitome of style and grace. Plus, she is a hot slut for real. I saw your little bikini pics, Hel!
Happy Birthday to another hot slut, Sandra Bullock. We used to share the same DVD rental store when I lived in Austin, and she actually looks better in person.
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
She rocks!
And I like Sandra too...
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
LCT: *sighs" Well, then sorry for the mess. Mind the brain goo!
Anyway, is Mick Jagger an AARP member yet? He should look into that shit! Discounts on insurance, dining, travel, and more!
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
Helen, my ♥!!!!!
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Be kind. Everyone you meet is fighting a great battle. - Philo of Alexandria
Could this be the best day for birthdays?!
Dame Helen is a classy lady - thankfully not a typical Hollywood type. However, she looks like she's leaning over to fart.
That's a really attractive pic of Helen Mirren.
Look Hollywood, this is how you age gracefully!
LCT, I love Rogen too! celebstoner has two great pics of him with joints and smoking.....
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Hold my head inside your hand; I need someone who understands; I need someone, someone who hears; for you I've waited all these years
Happy B-day Island Girl!!!!!
I am so over Mick Jagger.
LOVE Piven and Spacey!
And HB to the best looking over 60 year old in a bikini- Helen Mirren
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Hold my head inside your hand; I need someone who understands; I need someone, someone who hears; for you I've waited all these years
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on July 26, 2008 - 11:23am.
There are so many talented sluts today, my head just exploded. Somebody grab a shamWOW!!
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I'd use mine, but my 40 second guarantee has expired and I already used it to wipe up my own brain goo.
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I like to say the eff word.
Happy Birthday Mick Jagger, you're still the sexiest slut on the planet.
Kate Beckinsale...happy barfday.
I lust after her.
There are so many talented sluts today, my head just exploded. Somebody grab a shamWOW!!
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
Submitted by . on July 26, 2008 - 10:46am.
She is amazing. Also looks great for her age.
happy bday to an exceptionally hot list of bday sluts today!
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
Happy Birthday to all the sluts!
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"3 boys named Maddox, Pax and Knox. Those three should start a boy band and call themselves Triple X."
MK, I know you're trying to woo me back to the Hot Slut threads by making Rutger Hauer and Helen Mirren hot sluts. But you still totally screwed over Donald Sutherland and I am still boycotting until the Donaldness gets his rightful Hot Slut title.
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
Submitted by joanne on July 26, 2008 - 10:43am.
Jo, wasn't she awesome in "The QUEEN"? I mean, talk about nailing it! WOW.
HB to Helen Mirren, Kevin Spacey, Sandra Bullock, Mick Jagger and all dlisters born today. Happy Belated Birthday to Iman.
Happy birthday to all the uber hot sluts and happy 100th anniversary to the FBI.
Is it wrong that I wanna shag Helen Mirren? She's a hot GILFy.Her & Iman in a "masters" threesome? Why not?
For I. G. and her birthday:
Some are workin' their jiggers, while others are yarnin',
There's some standin' up and there's more lyin' down;
While all kinds of fun, jokes and drinks are begun,
As they wait for the squid on the Squid Jiggin' Ground.
The Squid Jiggin' Ground
Newfie Song of Some Reknown!
((I hope))
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
Of course, MK wakes up when I have to head out. Catch you all later, I hope!
Have a fabulous day!
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
That's right, IG!! Whoooooooooooo! *tossing back first Guinness of the morning*
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New music vid:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=pgX-hiQdfFw
Happy Birthday IG! Ohhhh hoooooney, I hope you are having a great time! ♥
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Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs. ~Homer Simpson
Happy Birthday to Helen Mirren (my hero in a bikini), Kevin Spacey, Mick Jagger and Blake Edwards.
Awesome birthday slut list. Happy birthday to "the Queen", Helen Mirren, Mick Jagger, Kevin Spacey, Dorothy Hamill, (yeah I had that do back in the day), and of course, Island girl.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Happy B-day Helen Mirren, Kate Beckinsale, Mick Jagger, and Sandra Bullock!
Wow! What a day to share a birthday! Don't forget our resident Birthday Slut today, Island Girl! That's a shit load of talent right there! Morning, MK!
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"