Birthday Sluts

Tera Patrick is only 32? Her vadge just got it's 250,000 mile tune up.

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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.

Iman is the most gorgeous black woman alive happy birthday!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 25, 2008 - 4:28pm.
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Oh wow! So that's where little Shi, Knox & Viv came from! Pretty package! ☺

I didn't read the birthday comments today. Happy Birthday Bradiful Bitch.

The Brad cares and shares, he's a giver.

*PURPLE DRANK burrrrrrrp*

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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

oh my, DEB, I feel like it's MY birthday with those pics!

*ETA: I just realized they were for Bradiful. HAPPY BIRTHDAY HOR!

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And if you complain once more, you'll meet an army of me

O- And Happy Birfday, Bradi!

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.

I don't think she's had any plastic surgery.

before that:http://henrythornton.com/article.asp?article_id=4933
before:
http://www.bet.com/News/Features/WHM08_BlackDontCrackFabCelebsNewsFlipbo...
after:
http://www.bet.com/News/Features/WHM08_BlackDontCrackFabCelebsNewsFlipbo...

Unless, of course, she used to be white :)

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.

Happy birthday Bradiful

BRADIFUL,
A birfday present for you!
http://fullfrontalfriday.blogspot.com/search/label/Brad%20Pitt

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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.

I wonder how many millions Iman has spent on plastic surgery...

Is it wax or is it the real thing?

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Surfing the apocalypse.

Happy Birthday to Iman, Tera Patrick (Is she still doing movies?), and Bradiful B*tch.

"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader

Damn, Iman...black DON'T crack, mama, does it? She looks sharp!

Still as sexy as she was in Jacko's "In The Closet" video.

I love me some Iman.. And David Bowie... TOO HOT!!

Happy Birthday BRADIFUL!

I love Illeana Douglas.....love her!

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Showin of your ass cuz you're thinking it's a trend girlfriend, let me break it down for you again; you know I only say this cuz I'm truly genuine, don't be a hard rock when you really are a gem

I can't remember what show it was on, but Iman was asked about looking so great for so long, and she replied in that buttery accent of hers : "Well, sis black don't crack, you know?"

LOVE HER!

p.s. Happy Birthday B.B!

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"People stop and stare at me,
we just walk on by.
We just keep on dreaming.
Dreaming is free."

Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 25, 2008 - 9:30am.

It's Mah Birfday Y'all!!!!!

And look at the slim list above, egads.

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You're not the only one today! Happy B-day to a fellow July 25ther! Vodka spiked frapps for everyone!

That nasty whorebag Tera is only 32.. I refuse to believe that!

Yikes! I was so distracted by Bradiful's b-day, i missed Iman!

Can you imagine looking like THAT at 53 AND being with David Bowie!?!?!?!

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“Ctrl+P” print! “Ctrl+P” print! “Ctrl+P” print!

hmmm... are you sure tera patrick is only 32?? she was looking beat like five years ago on that reality whore show, damn i can't think of the name, but the one with sebastian bach!

Happy Bday Bradiful: YUMMY DRACO muffins for YOU!

:)

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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!

Iman is 53? Wow. That's awesome

Happy bday Bradiful!

Aw thanks you guys!!!

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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

Happy B-day, Bradiful! Now pass that purple drank!

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

Happy B-day BRADIFUL.
Same gift as last year.;->

happy berfday bradiful!
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...

THANK YOU MY BESTEST FAKE FWENDS EVER!

Woo Hoo!!!!!

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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

Happy birthday Bradiful!

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Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs. ~Homer Simpson

Happy Birfday to yoooou!
Happy Birfday to yoooou!
Happy Birfday dear Bradiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Happy Birfday to yoooou!!!!!!!

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“Ctrl+P” print! “Ctrl+P” print! “Ctrl+P” print!

I remember Tera's first video hardcore scene:
REAL SEX MAGAZINE #23
One of the top 10 steamiest sex scenes EVER recorded.(two of my own homemade pornos made that list too...;->)So many chix get into the business without a plan.Not her.Still hot.Still raking in big stamps.

Happy Birthday B Bitch!

Gonna party like its Bradiful Bitch's Birfday..! Karaoke time, bitches!!! Happy day Bradiful!

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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;

It's Mah Birfday Y'all!!!!!

And look at the slim list above, egads.

Well I ♥ Iman......

YEA IT'S MAH BIRFDAY PURPLE DRANK FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

Haha, Jammer, I love your story.

Happy Happy Happy Birthday, Thurston. You look very good for your age. Here's to another 50 years of health, happiness, and wonderful music.

Happy Birthday Iman and Thurston!
When I was a teenager, blasting Sonic Youth in my room, to my mom's chagrin, I used to try to reason with her by saying "But Mom, Sonic Youth are totally your age. You could be buddies!" DIDN'T WORK! HATED IT!
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EAT SHIT AND LIVE!

Iman...wow.

Happy birthday to Iman.
(and a butt squeeze to her husband, David Bowie)

*giggles* Angel i said PP

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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;

Gotcha! Pow pow!

Powpow! I said!

PS. Happy Birthday!

PPS. Hey NitWitty:)

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.

I thought I knew one of them other than Iman, but then it hit me, MK wasn't talking about Thurston Howell the third. Happy Birthday, sluts! Good Morning to all the hookas in the house!
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"

Oh Illeana was in Cape Fear. All time fav movie.. got her cheek bitten off due to being a slut.. All time fav title.. muah

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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;

Like seriously.. Dumb and dumber apparently have a Dumputer dating site up.. "I am thinking she single now" ugh!

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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;

Oh I loves Illeana Douglas, She was in that movie, Alive.. Where that plane crashed full of soccer players or something. And they had to become Cannibals to live *eyes open big* OH gees!! I think she dies in the movie.. pussy.. But I love her, Happy Day!

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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;

Happy Birthday Thurston! I lurve me some Sonic Youth.

Good morning MK ♥

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Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs. ~Homer Simpson

*singing* It's Friday, it's Friday...!

HB to Illeana Douglas and to everyone else celebrating today!

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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.

What a cool day, Iman and Thurston Moore. Why couldn't my parents be Iman and David Bowie or Kim Gordon and Thurston Moore OR Jordan and Peter Andre (actually, I'd then have two mommies!).

I remember when I looked up Carmen Electra on imdb.com, did you know her legal name is actually Tera Patrick also?

"Birth Name
Tara Leigh Patrick"

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"Well sir your resume doesn't show any gynecological experience and your background check revealed you're a convicted sex offender, but your tallness is very impressive. Congratulations, You hired!"

Happy B-day Thurston!

Sonic Youth "Teenage Riot"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rgBPMMJtIg

She is such a cuttie. Her photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site ******M e e t i n g W e a l t h y.c o m*****last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now.
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