Tuesday, July 22nd 2008
Mimi Still Dresses Like A 12-Year-Old From The 1980s
Does anybody here speak butterfly-talk? Can you please let this bitch know to stop buying her clothes in the juniors department at Kohl's. Mimi has a closet the size of fucking Greenland and this is the kind of shit she pulls out of it? Shit, she probably wore this same outfit when she was 12. Looking like a prostitot from the Reagan era is not cute.
Here's the ever-delusional Mimi outside of MTV studios in NYC today.
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FireCat, Vision of Love! She was amazing in that one.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on July 22, 2008 - 9:11pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 22, 2008 - 6:08pm.
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She's got the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone. 12 is too high a number!!
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Sheeps on July 22, 2008 - 7:18pm.
*stealing shoes for Vany*
Hehehe... thanks....sadly I won't be wearing them, I got an aversion to this bitch and am actually itchy just being in this thread. Mariah is my kryptonite, I can't explain it...running for some rubbing alcohol.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 22, 2008 - 6:08pm.
ITA!
Methinks she dresses age-appropriately ... that is her mental age. And, I think that 12 is way too high of a number.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on July 22, 2008 - 9:06pm.
What better background for her Rainbow Brite skirt?
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Anybody remember when this Ho could SANG? I mean, she's still better than 90% of the popular singers today, but when you listen to her early stuff, damn.
I was a fool to ever leave you
You were a fool to let me go
I'm convinced that when she went in for lipo...that tube went a little too far up her ass and sucked whatever brain matter was still up in that head of hers. Bitch rides the crazy train.
~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~
Did her tanner forget to spray her arms? They look pasty white in comparison to her midriff.
BTW: Is it just me or is Mimi kinda monochromatic? Her hair, eyes, and skin all look the same color: honey beige.
Just askin'.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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M.K., so on target, so funny.
You know Mimi has unicorn underoos.
Mariaha is emotionally retarded, hence the flashback to junior high dressing. Bitch has Michael Jackson syndrome. Wonder what it was that fu**ed her up.
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on July 22, 2008 - 7:33pm.
She's like the divorced whore-mom at a PTA meeting in a small town, where the men wear denim shirts tucked into their Dockers and the women are always making casseroles and selling Avon products.
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HAHAHA you are spot on!
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 22, 2008 - 8:53pm.
Nighty-night Tigerlilly, take care!!
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Tuck in the shirt and lengthen the skirt. Much cuter.
This is disappointing. If Moo-riah is going to wear something pinkish, she should put a Hello Kitty with it.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
What is it with this woman? She has all the money, hordes of clothes and shoes....yet can't seem to be able to dress herself!?
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Team Troll - cause Spencer is a douche.
I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
Nite-nite, WHORES, the tiger cub is beckoning...
In the mean time, ponder this, does Shauna Sand or a tweenage truck stop hooker need to show this chunky whore how skank is done? I feel she is not getting the essentials of true skankdom, and therefore, not reaping the benefits of the aforementioned skankdom...you know, that itch you can't scratch...
Anywho, a ho should go on for full-on skankdom and I don't think Mimi is Shaunatastic enough...I just don't...Close, but no Cigar shaped dildo....
MORE SKANKDOM, LESS PIGGYDOM...LET'S SEE YOUR CAMELTOE!!!!
Nite whores, and when in doubt, show us your camel toe....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
"Does anybody here speak butterfly-talk?" Haha! MK, you are fucking hilarious! Best laugh today.
Damn, I love Mimi but cannot defend this outfit on her almost 40yr old ass! Hell, I shop at Kohl's on a weekly basis for my daughter and they really should LOCK the doors when they see her cotton candy ass coming!
oh my god what hell is this cat mess?
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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I would love to see her posing next to MK Olsen, bitch would look like reaaally big.
what's with the last thumbnail?
she's always doing the pantene fresh hair tug upward pose
laaaame
my son/dad calls my mom mimi so I refuse to acknowlege Mariah's ridic moniker
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on July 22, 2008 - 8:33pm.
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Exactly.
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What matters in life is not what happens to you but what you remember and how you remember it.~Gabriel Garcia Marquez
it's sad that I think Nick Cannon is the more mature one in the relationship...
but hell if I meet a rich child-like individual one day I'll hit too!! Get money!
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
She's like the divorced whore-mom at a PTA meeting in a small town, where the men wear denim shirts tucked into their Dockers and the women are always making casseroles and selling Avon products.
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You know. I don't know why now - maybe cuz she looks like she's in a mall from the 80s that still hasn't recovered from the 70s - but it just occurred to me that it must be some fucked up shit to be "Jane Doe" just doing her shopping over there.
You'd have to watch out for paparazzi tornadoes and be, all the time, standing in line behind someone who's tryna hide behind you...or this: Urban Barbie comes strutting through the mall looking like a taffy truck threw up on her and leaving a trail of smarmy hangers on.
It must be like heaven!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Hey! It's the 90's again and Maria is totally hot and relevant! Look! Britney Spears is outside the window looking in, leaving a tremendous grease stain on the glass!
Jodie Foster: Taxi Driver
But without the cuteness or the emotional fraility.
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Oh god it's another disease
And you just got rid of the last
You were beginning to feel OK
And the friends you gave it to
Were speaking to you again.
Lipo is a butterfly girl's best friend I see...
Your face!
I love the look of her lipouctioned stomach. it reminds me of a tight-skinned flabby pork roast.
Oh, fuck. I can already see PP doing the same exact poses in the same exact outfit. Bleah!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Nothing says gorgeous like cotton candy air brushed denim.
Shutup whores...I'm enjoying the Mimi "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane" look. Don't ruin it for me...It gets better with age....MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
She's probably enjoying her 12-year-old penis pie, too.
3rd thumbnail......I want whatever she's on.
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Tony Montana: The eyes, Chico. They never lie.
well she is talented so she can wear whatever she wants
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
Actually, she would have WISHED for this at 12. When she came along at 18(?) she dressed like any good God-fearing child. Where are this girl's parents becuz they must be right spun by now.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Well, she more or less still has the bod for it. There - I've said something kind of nice today.
*stealing shoes for Vany*
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