Tuesday, July 22nd 2008
Mimi Still Dresses Like A 12-Year-Old From The 1980s
Does anybody here speak butterfly-talk? Can you please let this bitch know to stop buying her clothes in the juniors department at Kohl's. Mimi has a closet the size of fucking Greenland and this is the kind of shit she pulls out of it? Shit, she probably wore this same outfit when she was 12. Looking like a prostitot from the Reagan era is not cute.
Here's the ever-delusional Mimi outside of MTV studios in NYC today.
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Submitted by Kizzy on July 22, 2008 - 10:14pm.
With butterflies and Hello Kittys galore. OK, now I am afraid of this woman!!
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So am I! The new hubby better be sleeping with one eye opened. Of course, he's wearing Hello Kitty underoos bought and paid with Moo-riah's money.
~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~
She has a really ugly wide and droopy belly button. She should get that fixed when she gets the lipo-to-go next time.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on July 22, 2008 - 10:13pm.
Does she have a special assistant who scoops unicorn poop?
Or, is unicorn poop especially fragrant and she uses as the foundation for her perfume line?
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You guys are killing me! LMAO! Her special assistant being the new hubby, right. Pre-nup includes cleanup! It ain't just her ass he's wiping, it's her baby unicorn's too.
~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~
but she still looks slammin
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it's a fuckin jungle out there
Has this woman no shame?! She obviously dresses herself because no stylist in his/her right mind would dress her in this Forever 21 shit.
Boomsy- I'm tninking of changing your quote to my sig- "She's had the damn thing wrong for months now; I can't believe no one has said anything to her." It's really universal and appropriate for so many occasians.
I was a fool to ever leave you
You were a fool to let me go
Submitted by NYC. on July 22, 2008 - 10:12pm
It's a happy little accident!!
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by dead-actress on July 22, 2008 - 10:07pm.
With butterflies and Hello Kittys galore. OK, now I am afraid of this woman!!
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by dead-actress on July 22, 2008 - 7:07pm.
Does she have a special assistant who scoops unicorn poop?
Or, is unicorn poop especially fragrant and she uses as the foundation for her perfume line?
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by peaches on July 22, 2008 - 10:03pm.
Only the insanity that is Brangelina can make Moo-riah look sane. How fucked up is THAT??
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 22, 2008 - 10:06pm
absofuckinglutely!!!!!
I bought a t-shirt for Pudge that says:
"Sarcasm is just one of the services I offer"
Funny you said that, my brother has a shirt that says:
"Sarcasm is just one of the many free services I offer"
Submitted by Kizzy on July 22, 2008 - 10:00pm.
I'll bet she keeps it in her Hello Kitty bathroom.
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LMAO! Yeah, and she dresses the little unicorn with pet costumes..including hats with an opening for the horn. Bitch is crazy.
~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on July 22, 2008 - 7:03pm.
ITA. But mockery is still available for cathartic venting.
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absofuckinglutely!!!!!
I bought a t-shirt for Pudge that says:
"Sarcasm is just one of the services I offer"
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So don’t forget what I told you
Don’t come around I got my own hell to raise
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 22, 2008 - 7:02pm.
ITA. But mockery is still available for cathartic venting.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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An interesting Quote from Mariah Carey in the Elle interview, regarding being a possible future parent:
"You get Caught up in Hollywood-land or celebrity-land, and that's maybe not the best thing for kids because they didn't ask for it...........we're not mudlinging or trying to slay anybody-but truly I really feel like it's very important to be responsible and think, Well, maybe if I do this it's not the best thing for my child. You have to take a backseat a little bit, and as someone in the public eye, you're not used to doing that." She may not name any names, but anyone with half a brain can GUESS she's probably refering mainly to Brangelina! When someone as showoffy as Mariah says that, you need to figure out that your obviously doing something wrong!!!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
"Submitted by peaches on July 22, 2008 - 7:46pm.
Say what you will about Mariah, but she is touched by God with that singing voice! "
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She's touched all right.
Lisa Frank wouldn't even be caught dead in that outfit.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on July 22, 2008 - 6:58pm.
Escorted by iridescent butterflies wafting on a rose-scented breeze.
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and THAT is why I can't hate her. Her delusions are stronger than my hate. And I begrudgingly respect her for it.
grumble grumble
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So don’t forget what I told you
Don’t come around I got my own hell to raise
Submitted by dead-actress on July 22, 2008 - 9:57pm.
I'll bet she keeps it in her Hello Kitty bathroom.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 22, 2008 - 6:57pm.
Escorted by iridescent butterflies wafting on a rose-scented breeze.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on July 22, 2008 - 9:50pm.
ROTFLOL. She'll probably hire the ugliest person she can find and have her little darlings homeschooled. She wouldn't them exposed to reality.
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Yeah, you're right. The only friends her kids had were those they'd convince to come to their house and see Mommy's pet unicorn. Cause you know the bitch has one!
~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by angel_i on July 22, 2008 - 6:56pm.
And she giggled and tittered out: "O - You silly!" and galloped away.
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On her unicorn
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So don’t forget what I told you
Don’t come around I got my own hell to raise
Submitted by boomsy on July 22, 2008 - 9:53pm.
She's had the damn thing wrong for months now; I can't believe no one has said anything to her.
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O they told her.
And she giggled and tittered out: "O - You silly!" and galloped away.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 22, 2008 - 9:51pm
She has her own thread.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 22, 2008 - 6:51pm.
In other news, Estelle Getty has passed away.
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Yeah. :(
And we are all very sad.
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So don’t forget what I told you
Don’t come around I got my own hell to raise
She's had the damn thing wrong for months now; I can't believe no one has said anything to her. I did that accidently when I got married and someone corrected me within MINUTES, and I'm a nobody.
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
In other news, Estelle Getty has passed away.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by dead-actress on July 22, 2008 - 6:41pm.
LOL! And she'll make special arrangements with the principal to put her child in the ugliest teacher's room. Cause in her mind, the only walking beauty connected to that classroom is Moo-riah herself!
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ROTFLOL. She'll probably hire the ugliest person she can find and have her little darlings homeschooled. She wouldn't them exposed to reality.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Peaches-
I used to be impressed with her voice, even though I was never fond of her stylings.
I heard her on the Today Show a few weeks ago singing her new song. I thought it was AWFUL! Did not showcase her pipes at all.
Show me the pipes!
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So don’t forget what I told you
Don’t come around I got my own hell to raise
Submitted by boomsy on July 22, 2008 - 9:43pm
One would have thought she'd have gotten that part down, at least, the second time around!
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 22, 2008 - 9:44pm.
I don't love her by any means, but I just can't hate her.
Why?
I just can't muster the energy to feel anything towards her.
It must be her voice! Say what you will about Mariah, but she is touched by God with that singing voice!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Submitted by boomsy on July 22, 2008 - 6:43pm.
Will someone please inform her she's wearing her rings backwards? Your WEDDING ring should be on the bottom, not your engagement...
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Boomsy is correct! The wedding ring is supposed to be closer to your heart.
Where do I come up with this stuff I wonder?
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So don’t forget what I told you
Don’t come around I got my own hell to raise
Submitted by dead-actress on July 22, 2008 - 9:37pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 22, 2008 - 9:31pm.
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ROFL She gets that trill going, she'll shatter the chalkboard, as well as a few eardrums.
I just had this picture of an old schoolmarm turning to her with broken lenses in her glasses!!
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I don't love her by any means, but I just can't hate her.
Why?
I just can't muster the energy to feel anything towards her.
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So don’t forget what I told you
Don’t come around I got my own hell to raise
Will someone please inform her she's wearing her rings backwards? Your WEDDING ring should be on the bottom, not your engagement...
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
Somebody just step up and slap her into the fact that she is not twenty anymore. I would die happy.
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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on July 22, 2008 - 9:34pm.
ITA. If she has kids, she and they will be fighting over who gets to wear these clothes. And, gender of the kids does not matter. In her little cocoon-wrapped skull, all her little darlings must be feminine.
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LOL! And she'll make special arrangements with the principal to put her child in the ugliest teacher's room. Cause in her mind, the only walking beauty connected to that classroom is Moo-riah herself!
~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by Kizzy on July 22, 2008 - 9:31pm.
ITA-- ROFL She sure enough will!!
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And she'll probably sit there and hog the entire conference time talking about her butterfly and Hello Kitty collection. Then...then...she'll demonstrate she can hit the high notes as she sings "The Wheels on the Bus"...Stupid bitch!
~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by vanyvrgs on July 22, 2008 - 9:13pm.
Submitted by Sheeps on July 22, 2008 - 7:18pm.
*stealing shoes for Vany*
Hehehe... thanks....sadly I won't be wearing them, I got an aversion to this bitch and am actually itchy just being in this thread. Mariah is my kryptonite, I can't explain it...running for some rubbing alcohol
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LOL! Kryptonite. I know exactly what you mean. I've always had a violent reaction to this woman, however I CAN explain it. When she would go into that high note Orca singing I would just go into a meltdown immediately.
And for the itch I recommend hydrocortisone cream. Leaving thread now before I too need a remedy.
Submitted by dead-actress on July 22, 2008 - 6:28pm.
ITA. If she has kids, she and they will be fighting over who gets to wear these clothes. And, gender of the kids does not matter. In her little cocoon-wrapped skull, all her little darlings must be feminine.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by dead-actress on July 22, 2008 - 9:28pm.
ITA-- ROFL She sure enough will!!
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on July 22, 2008 - 9:25pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 22, 2008 - 6:21pm.
I almost feel bad for Moo-riah, she's got to do whatever she can to keep her little boy at home with her, and wearing Garanimals seems to do the trick so far.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Jilly- Word. Or, Someday.
She had the talent BEFORE she met Tommy Mottola. Unlike Shania Twain, who would never have been famous but for marrying a record producer.
I was a fool to ever leave you
You were a fool to let me go
If this bitch ever ends up with kids, this is the attire she'll wear for her first parent-teacher conference. Trust.
~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by Kizzy on July 22, 2008 - 6:21pm.
So true.
"He's middle-aged crazy, trying to prove he still can." Jerry Lee Lewis, Middle-Aged Crazy.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Bitch - You're 38!! GROW UP!!!! Does she have a mental disorder? Or is it, she just has no self respect?
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"Boo? Fuck You!"
-Chase Utley
i never learned butterfly-talk although i'm sure there's a need for it when it comes to speaking to this ding bat...wtf is she wearing anyaways?
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on July 22, 2008 - 9:18pm.
It's no wonder her biggest fans are all men having mid-life crises, that long for the 80's. Ahhh, nostalgia, such a heady wine...
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by FireCat on July 22, 2008 - 9:07pm.
Anybody remember when this Ho could SANG? I mean, she's still better than 90% of the popular singers today, but when you listen to her early stuff, damn.
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Actually, I love the sound of her voice on this new song. She's using the lower end lots and she's dropped all the melismashit. Now if I could only get her to sing a song I'd like to hear. What to do, what to do? Lobotomy? I'm sure no one would notice!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Kizzy: ITA, again. This whole outfit -- shoes included -- screams pastel hooker.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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She has a great voice, but those lyrics. Ugh, they sound like the crap I wrote in Junior High when I was being deep.