Nick Hogan's Special Birthday Present

Legal ass alert! Nick Hogan will turn 18 on Sunday which means he will be moved from juvenile jail to adult jail until his release in October. That's if a judge doesn't kill the fun and order for him to stay on the juvi side. The adult jail sounds right up Nick's alley. TMZ has a description:

It's an open dormitory type of setting where he'll be in close contact with other adult inmates. The inmates are either awaiting sentencing or have already been sentenced in cases ranging from misdemeanors to felonies.

Happy Barfday! Nick's ass will be the cake and everyone will get a piece. I would say "don't drop the soap," but who uses soap anymore? Don't drop the body wash, Nick!

Posted by: Michael K

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Dumbasses

Submitted by theboy on Tue, 07/22/2008 - 8:09pm.

I would kill in order to be in his cell at the time of the 'welcome'.
for some unknown reason, watch his pictures makes me want to buttfuck him.

Submitted by Khandi on Tue, 07/22/2008 - 8:09pm.

Seriously ugly.

Submitted by mike on Tue, 07/22/2008 - 8:03pm.

Whew! MK has finally administered my daily dose of schadenfreude.

Submitted by WrathOGrapes on Tue, 07/22/2008 - 8:01pm.

I can't stand that smug motherfucker.

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Submitted by Aerialgreen on Tue, 07/22/2008 - 8:01pm.

Do you hear that? it's the sound of Brooke Hogan finishing her tucking job and rushing to defend Nick.

Submitted by vanyvrgs on Tue, 07/22/2008 - 7:54pm.

I hate the Hogans -- but with his parents this douche did not have a chance. ____________________________________________
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 07/22/2008 - 7:52pm.

Ruh-roh
Here come the bomb threats!
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So don’t forget what I told you
Don’t come around I got my own hell to raise

Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 07/22/2008 - 7:51pm.

I bet he's segregated based on his quasi-celebrity.

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Submitted by ladybugg on Tue, 07/22/2008 - 7:51pm.

I hope he gets the "better person" pounded out of him. :D

Submitted by Aerialgreen on Tue, 07/22/2008 - 7:51pm.

Is it possible to *fuck* a moral sense into a douche? cause Whitey McTrasherson here needs it hard. From Bubba.