Tuesday, July 22nd 2008
Nick Hogan's Special Birthday Present
Legal ass alert! Nick Hogan will turn 18 on Sunday which means he will be moved from juvenile jail to adult jail until his release in October. That's if a judge doesn't kill the fun and order for him to stay on the juvi side. The adult jail sounds right up Nick's alley. TMZ has a description:
It's an open dormitory type of setting where he'll be in close contact with other adult inmates. The inmates are either awaiting sentencing or have already been sentenced in cases ranging from misdemeanors to felonies.
Happy Barfday! Nick's ass will be the cake and everyone will get a piece. I would say "don't drop the soap," but who uses soap anymore? Don't drop the body wash, Nick!
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Let him have it good
If they keep him in juvie they need to put all the eighteen years old back there or I protest.
dear Nick Hogan: i don't really like your face.
Hat cocked to the side at
a 45° angle= MEGA Douche.
Perfect look for this little prick.
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
The inmates would have his ass for breakfast, lunch, and dinner...
which is probably what he wants anyway.
'Heaux Confessionals'
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Guess what, I just found he have a profile on a dating site for celebrities and millionaires 【W e a l t h y L o v e s.com】. How cool is this.
Someone mentioned that you met your woman on the famous celebrities/rich men seeking beautiful women site SugarbabyMeet.c Qm? True or not?? ...
RETARD!!
He looks... special. THAT kinda special.
He's so ugly. It doesn't help that his skin looks like clay. But hey, barely legal for the prisoners...
he's so homely even the prisoners won't want to eff him
The adult inmates are choosing right now who gets to rub lotion on Nicks ass.
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I want to rape this kid's mouth.
he looks retarded, but not like a hogan.
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I haven't been paying attention to this douche, so I assumed he was like pushing 30 and looked even older. What the hell is wrong with the Hogan children? Do they have some sort of strange aging disease? Fetal steroid syndrome?
"...Happy Barfday! Nick's ass will be the cake and everyone will get a piece..."
My GOD, MK! I just spit up half my smoothie through my NOSE, dammit.
GAAAAAAAAHHHH. Hurts.
DAMN.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I guess time seems to stretch out when you don't really give a fuck." -- MK, 07/07/08
Dang he ugly. Well he has nice lips; maybe they will help him be popular in prison.
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on July 22, 2008 - 8:28pm.
You have such a fabulous way with words.
I like reading your posts:)
omg that picture makes me wanna punch him in the face so bad. ive never had such an urge.
Prepare to be some guys bitch mateeeeeeee!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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Submitted by axopire on July 22, 2008 - 9:04pm.
Also I heard that tranny bitch is considering doing a nude photoshoot for Playboy... I wonder what her "God" thinks about that.
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Please tell me your making a joke. Her? PLayboy? Talk about stretching the talents of the photoshoppers on the Playboy staff.
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Team Troll - cause Spencer is a douche.
I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 22, 2008 - 9:31pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 22, 2008 - 9:16pm
Go and have your sleepy times, hwat sluuuut!!! Dream of poo babies!!
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on July 22, 2008 - 9:16pm.
I'll bet Nick is a little askeered of poo-times when he gets to the big boys' jail. I'm sure he'll have plenty of offers to help him wipe, but I don't think he's gonna like what they want to wipe him with....ROFL
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Their turtles? They twig and berries? Their beef bayonets? Their morning horns? Their pork swords?
Dearest Kizzy, I'm trying, but I can't keep my eyes open. I hearts you more than chocolate ice cream times. I'll see you bright and early.
sounds like nick might be tossing salads with the big boys real soon...happy bday asshole...
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
i admire the size of my turds in the bowl. big 8 inchers make me so proud and accomplished. other than that, fart threads (poo air) generate more laughter on average.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 22, 2008 - 9:02pm.
I'll bet Nick is a little askeered of poo-times when he gets to the big boys' jail. I'm sure he'll have plenty of offers to help him wipe, but I don't think he's gonna like what they want to wipe him with....ROFL
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
You D-Listed bitches are too funny. The gut- busting guffaws are hard to explain to the un-initiated. It's like being put in an asylum and feeling at home for the first time.
I was a fool to ever leave you
You were a fool to let me go
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 22, 2008 - 6:11pm.
And how to apply lotion.
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Your manuscript is both good and original; but the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good. (SJ)
Fortunately, Hulk showed him some special exercises to keep his jaw from tiring out.
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Submitted by madam s. on July 23, 2008 - 1:53am.
The other inmates can put a blonde wig on him and pretend it's Brooke... if that's their sort of thing.
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I don't think that'd work since Brooke is more manly. It would be easier for a straight guy to fuck him as-is.
Also I heard that tranny bitch is considering doing a nude photoshoot for Playboy... I wonder what her "God" thinks about that.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 22, 2008 - 8:42pm.
POO THREAD! POO THREAD! ALERT ALL D-LISTED POOPHILES!!!! Carrot Top totally turned this into a poo thread, not me...Ok, D-Listers, let's talk poo....
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I enjoy poo. I don't enjoy the smell of poo or the look of it really, just the idea of it... and saying it. Poooooooo.
The other inmates can put a blonde wig on him and pretend it's Brooke... if that's their sort of thing.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 22, 2008 - 8:10pm.
Oh Nicky you're so fine,
You're so fine I'll make you mine
Hey, Nicky! Hey Nicky....
Get your sweet ass over here and grab your ankles, bitch....
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.....and squeal like a pig!!
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Team Troll - cause Spencer is a douche.
I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
Submitted by Snarkley on July 22, 2008 - 8:38pm.
It's just incredible how this family fell apart so quickly, right before our very eyes.
Good things come to those who wait! (those = us)
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 22, 2008 - 7:38pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 22, 2008 - 8:32pm.
They can, and sadly, they usually miscarry, using the fetus and placenta (sperm impacted poo babies to you and me) as a base to make toilet wine....What? What? You asked....
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What would sperm impacted poo look like? An Oreo?
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POO THREAD! POO THREAD! ALERT ALL D-LISTED POOPHILES!!!! Carrot Top totally turned this into a poo thread, not me...Ok, D-Listers, let's talk poo....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 22, 2008 - 8:27pm.
on topic, I use soap! coast! I would smell like open ass without my coast!
...I did not know they still made Coast, I have not seen any coast in a minute. It's all about these fruity sweety soaps these days, and then men have Lever and Ivory LOL. I haven't seen any Irish Spring either!
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 22, 2008 - 8:32pm.
They can, and sadly, they usually miscarry, using the fetus and placenta (sperm impacted poo babies to you and me) as a base to make toilet wine....What? What? You asked....
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What would sperm impacted poo look like? An Oreo?
It's just incredible how this family fell apart so quickly, right before our very eyes.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 22, 2008 - 7:11pm.
Can dudes get pregnant from butt sex?
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They can, and sadly, they usually miscarry, using the fetus and placenta (sperm impacted poo babies to you and me) as a base to make toilet wine....What? What? You asked....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Mmmm, I see a reality t.v. series...'Cellblock Survivor". Gang alliances have to be formed, strange food eaten, etc.
OMg he must have been so fuck up that god would do such a thing to him , FTP
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
To quote Marcia Brady, as she was staring at the mirror with her new braces....
"Ugly! Ugly! UGLY!"
If he wants to be treated like an adult, he needs to be put with the adults and get butt raped by a large inmate...*singing* and he screamed but the guards paid no attention to his cries, that's when things got out of control..." (sorry could not resist the sublime!)
Your face!
He looks a little bit like one of those sleazy Russian mafia types who hang out in front of an ethnic bakery, yet not Armani-suity or scary enough.
Maybe he looks more like a baker or air conditioner repair person named Sergei.
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I love you. No, really.
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I gotta birthday gift for him
"sticks my size nine shoe up his anus."
on topic, I use soap! coast! I would smell like open ass without my coast!
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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."
Good for you, little fucker.
Hope no one thinks that you must have done something really bad in your life to deserve this.
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I love my friends and I keep my enemies at bay and occasionally feed them bat shit in their nasty little cages of a life. -Courtney Love
Nick is going to figure out that Karma is a bitch named Butch and I for one could not be happier.
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Oh god it's another disease
And you just got rid of the last
You were beginning to feel OK
And the friends you gave it to
Were speaking to you again.
i hate his busted-ass meth face. he looks like he's turning 48 instead of 18.
Can dudes get pregnant from butt sex?
Oh Nicky you're so fine,
You're so fine I'll make you mine
Hey, Nicky! Hey Nicky....
Get your sweet ass over here and grab your ankles, bitch....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...