Vadge Is On The Verge

I have been a Madge fan for so very long, from day one actually. I recall rumours about her before she was even getting noticed in NYC and was sooo excited to see her make it big. However as time progresses, and it has! She seems to be coming unraveled. I fail to see the ingenuity in her recent works. Despite critical dislike for the American Life record. I actually think that was a far superior record to Confessions or this piece of crap record Hard Candy. There is absolutely nothing interesting about it. Moreover, she has not had any reinvention in this. Running pants with knee high boots? Um - ok, but that would have been super.. ahem... 4 years ago. I was really hoping that as Madonna aged she would take a different approach and embrace the age while perhaps taking a more classical style toward music. She embarked on the whole Marlena Dietrich look but then tossed it away. I think it would be great if she would create an old hollywood glamour sound and stick to it. Becoming perhaps one of the most well rounded artists around. Creating this dribbling overplayed tripe is not only terrible, it is also in poor taste. Ahem, do we recall why Confessions only had Hung Up make the radio? Because she was told radio stations were only interested in Hip Hop. So voila - in steps the triffilin Timbers to save the day!
Wrong answer! They also effed up Duran Duran's new record Red Carpet Massacre. Does anyone really wanna hear tired rap over Nick Rhodes keyboards? Give it a rest already and get innovative! that's what it is about right? I dun think there is anything intrinsically wrong with doing what you can to hold onto your youth. I do think that a 50 year old woman saying: "get stupid" - is equal to your granma showing up at a party and saying "Look Kids Grannie Can Really Shake It!" - it's disappointing at best. Madonna could stand to hang out in a bakery for a few days and have some truly inspiring conversation besides all the sycophants that are in her life. This record very well may be one of her last unfortunately. But, what do i know?

Pussy barf=orgasm
I'm using that one!

not pretty at all

and MK I agree with "She needs a good old-fashioned orgasm to set her straight again"

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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!

Ooooh - her arms..... ChubbyWubby - you're right - her body DOES look like a dude !!!

I've liked some of the fazes she's gone through - but it's hard not to get sick of someone and think they are prentensious when you've had their shit shoved down your throat for years and years... Examples: Madonna, Oprah, Fishsticks - hell, I'm even getting tired of Angelina Jolie already !! If they'd just hang back and stay out of the public eye - everyone wouldn't get so damned sick of them.... I was even getting sick of hearing about Princess Di - but then she was killed.... :(
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Submitted by ChubbyWubby on July 23, 2008 - 7:52am.
When I scroll down a little and take her head out of my screen, her body looks like a dude!!!! YUCH!

I was a HUGE HUGE HUGE Madonna fan until I heard she was doing some shit with Justin Timberlakes poser ass. I was instantly turned off and disliked her since, I was dumb enough to go out and buy her piece of shit Hard Candy Cd and all that did was make me loathe her anymore. I liked her and admired her cuz I thought there was some struggle and determination to be Madonna but now all I see is smoke and mirrors. I could care less about her marriage, I could care less about her affair with A-Rod or her fuckin obsession with Kabahala, its like everything is about Madonna but yet nothing is about Madonna. She has worked so hard to create this person she wants everyone to believe she is but yet she is just selling a dollar and a dream. I hate people who lie about 'struggling' and 'having no money' and 'no where to sleep' blah blah blah those things are nothing to joke about and when you lie about that shit it all comes out. Looks like Madonna is getting a dose or karma. She needs to eat a pizza, stfu and go back to Europe and work with some real producers again. Hard Candy is the end of Madonna's career.

"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.

I'm a HUGE Madonna-fan . . .but her arms are disgusting.

When I scroll down a little and take her head out of my screen, her body looks like a dude!!!! YUCH!

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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Guess what, I just found she have a profile on a dating site for celebrities and millionaires 【W e a l t h y L o v e s.com】. How cool is this.

Vadge, you're old now. Gain some weight to soften those gnarled branches you call arms. Old women shouldn't be thin - it makes you bitchy and so does aging, seriously has anyone had a pleasant encounter with a menopausal aged thin woman lately? I'm telling you, they're evil!

Her arms so veiny she'd make an ex-heroin junkie salivate!

Your face!

Submitted by angel_i on July 23, 2008 - 1:59am.

Yeah, baby! That's what I'm talkin' about!
OMG that ho is, like, totally my new best friend.

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isn't she just exquisite?

and she has the chola eyebrows?

This bitch is too good to be true....

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Mamma Mia
Here we go again
My My
Vadge want to suck it again....and again....

Submitted by Ijustwannarulet... on July 23, 2008 - 1:43am.

Let this beautiful chola speak for the thousands..

MADONNA DON"T PREACH!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3ASh58uqIw
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Yeah, baby! That's what I'm talkin' about!
OMG that ho is, like, totally my new best friend.

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.

Is it wrong for a woman to have a sugar daddy?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship, more on SugarbabyMeet .com

Let this beautiful chola speak for the thousands..

MADONNA DON"T PREACH!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3ASh58uqIw

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Mamma Mia
Here we go again
My My
Vadge want to suck it again......

If you read Christopher's book (yes, sadly I did), she actually posed next to her mom's grave in Truth or Dare purposely. It was planned. This woman will even use her dead mother. No sympathy for this sociopath.

As for why she's soo ugly. With age, who we are on the inside begins to show.

Poo-
you're comments were thoughtful and intersting. I agree with you. A part of me will always be that little girl who loves Madonna. But that's the old Madonna, and it was only because she seemed to be a strong woman, not for any admiration of any talent. But over the years, I have come to recognize that she's not a strong woman. Now she rolls over for her husband, calling herself "Mrs. Ritchie"! Ah, that makes her a whore. She used her "strong woman" persona just to sell records and be loved, now she's rolling over for a man. She was never her own woman afterall. I saw her years ago, around 200, on David Letterman lecturing him on why he wasn't married to the mother of his child. WTF! She's a bitch any which way and she has no principles after all. She takes up with a philosophy and doggedly defends it. First she was for being your own person and not necassarily following tradition. Now that she's following tradition, she looks down on those who don't? What a hypocrite.

When I was little, i thought Madonna was a genius, partly because everyone said she was. Then I grew up and realized that not everyone who is "successful" is smart, especially if they're in entertainment. I mean, plenty of people depend on Madonna's success and "charisma" does not equal intelligence. Secondly, I used to hear that she has 140 IQ. I've come to realize that many stars can simply make up their IQ's as it is not really documented. When I was younger, Madonna never talked as much, which led me to surmize that she must be intelligent. Now, after growing up and figuring out these things, and hearing Madonna speak, I've come to realize that this woman is DUMB! Sorry to sound so crass. She can't seem to grasp philosophical concepts at all. She displays her inability to get the deeper meaning of philosophies when she talks about Kabbalah. She's a robot. I think it's crazy that a sociopath with no more than average intelligence has gotten so far though.

Boo Hoo Hoo, Poor Madonna. This uber controlling, media attention seeking, vain, hypocrite of a bitch will be crying all the way to the bank, I'm sure.

SHe is just starting to reap the nastiness and crap she has been sowing all these years.

Part of kaballah is ridding oneself of the ego, so I wonder how that works for her!
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yeah
she's on a verge of some major serious root touch ups

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Zac Efron has such lovely bone structure,
on that note, I'd love to bone his structure

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Like a Rorschach test
I look at a pic of her and think of one word
That word is *armpit*

Who the hell even wants to see those Alien arms on tour. Instead of "Like a Virgin" she should sing like a used up fame whore.

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She's grid locked at the corner of publicity and Fame Whore Avenues.
And realizing they are both two way streets.
Vadge wants what Vadge wants, the public and media want what they want to.

Rx: Get over yourself Vadge and have some ice cream, cupcakes and hang with your kids.

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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

With the A-Rod negative publicity, the seemingly demise of her marriage to Guy, her only refuge is doing what she does best, and that's performing.
It'll probably keep her sane, and in control of some aspect of her life. Even if it's "firing" people.
As the saying goes: "Bend, or you'll break".

It appears to that Madonna refuses to comprehend that she is not who she was five years ago. Ten years ago. Twenty years ago. Intense physical training like what she's progressed into is usually done by those with a specific, single-minded objective in mind, like running marathons, swimming distances, or climbing mountains. What exactly is her objective? To control the one thing left in her life -- her own body -- that can't deny her? Yet?

When I see recent photos of her, I don't see a healthy, happy mom or the party girl performer from even a few years ago. I see a hard-bitten, joyless woman who seems actually panicked at the very thought of not being as popular now as she was a generation ago, and can't accept the idea that aging can bring a sense of graciousness and contentment, along with a healthy body and mind.

This is sadly ironic. I noticed that on her "Ray of Light" CD, there was a maturity about it, with implications seemingly saying that growing into a new role as a parent and looking back over a career lasting a couple of decades meant that no more explanations were necessary. No more dues to pay, no more re-inventions to shock or impress. No more spectacles to maintain relevance and scandal.

Guess I was sold a bunch of lyrics.

As I've said before in these threads, I've always been a fan. But I've grown older and I'm happy to adjust to life as it changes around me. But what I perceive from Madonna is not just a refusal to accept change, but is instead a losing battle to control it. It's desperate and pathetic.

And this is where I stop listening to her anymore.

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"I guess time seems to stretch out when you don't really give a fuck." -- MK, 07/07/08

Submitted by JoMama on July 22, 2008 - 11:05pm

I was thinking it was a pity ploy, myself, because everybody didn't think she was a desirable hot goddess for fucking around with ARod.

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Her arms-and black roots-frighten me...bitch is worth 50 billion dollars and she looks like a hot mess...breakdown my ass...this is all manufactured to draw attention to her skank-ass self to promote her tour...she sucks

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**Cake, or death?** Eddie Izzard

Submitted by Dirk Diggler on July 22, 2008 - 10:57pm

Seriously!! I could party my ass off with a lot of my friends along, too!!

I think it would take an elephant tranquilizer to get Vadge to relax.

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Yeah, she needs to relax and have some fun. Hey, give me 1/10 of her fortune and I'll go on one hell of a party!

Submitted by Waka Baka on July 22, 2008 - 10:33pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 22, 2008 - 10:25pm.

Ahhh, kool-aid, Jim Jones, very subtle reference, I shoulda caught it, as I use that one a lot myself. Well done!!! ROFL

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Submitted by Kizzy on July 22, 2008 - 10:25pm.

Submitted by Waka Baka on July 22, 2008 - 10:11pm.

No, actually, it's something that a control freak like her could embrace. It has to do with mysticism, and angels.

I know was just teasing... :-)

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Pass me yo Stella and fries.

Submitted by letinstar on July 22, 2008 - 10:11pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 22, 2008 - 10:05pm

I don't either, and honestly, if that's what it does to you, I don't want to know.

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Submitted by Youri on July 22, 2008 - 10:21pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 22, 2008 - 2:51pm
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That would be the difference between an actual breakdown, and a meltdown. Vadge loses her shit, for reals, and she ain't controlling it, I promise you. Is she going to do a Britney with all the big dramatic fits of acting out? No, that is not how Vadge rolls. The Letterman episode with Sandra Bernhardt, where her FATHER shows up, is the real one you should look at. Madonna loses her shit. She starts chewing on the bottom of her ring, and doesn't even realize it. That much loss of control for Madonna? Verrrry big deal.

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Submitted by Waka Baka on July 22, 2008 - 10:11pm.

No, actually, it's something that a control freak like her could embrace. It has to do with mysticism, and angels. There are certain prayers to certain angels you can do that can get that angel to do your bidding. Only an egomaniacal bitch like her could totally embrace that aspect of it. The rest of us know to incorporate it as it belongs, within the frame of the Torah, which teaches you how to live your life. Not just rules, but deeper, how to analyze, how to examine. Taking one piece of it, the way she does, is like taking one of the 10 commandments as the only law, and blowing off the other 9.

But, as I said, I'm sure the control freak in her digs the thought she could put angels to work for her. I'm sure that's the part that matters to her.
WTF that has to do with bottled water, I have no idea.
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Submitted by Kizzy on July 22, 2008 - 2:51pm.

That's the funny thing about breakdowns. The person having them isn't able to control them. So we could very well see Vadge flip publicly. Being a major control freak, she wouldn't want that to be the case, but last time I checked, breakdowns weren't one of those things you had a choice about.
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I agree, but I just don't see a public breakdown with her. She already had one (small one) in 1994 when she went crazy on David Letterman.

The last couple of years she turn into a cold and disstant woman. I think she may be one of the few who can keep the meltdown under control. Remember the press always gave her a hard time and she never showed any emotion because of it...atleast not in public.
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Submitted by aneurysm on July 22, 2008 - 2:46pm.

youri, OR maybe she was close with her grandma & is just a stingy old bitch? but response noted.
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That's could be a reason as well. But I still believe that just because you have a lot of money you just have to share it. I know I will share it with certain people. But not everybody in my family will get a cut of the pie.

O - you guys are good, I didn't see that at first...

I 'm gonna get into the groove now:)

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.

Submitted by Kizzy on July 22, 2008 - 10:05pm.

i don't do the gym bondage thing either, so one can only imagine what madonna straps herself into...
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...

Submitted by Kizzy on July 22, 2008 - 10:06pm.
Her face is Frozen, that's for sure.

Awesome - touche....
and she pisses ice cubes

I'm sure and she pisses ice cubes also

So is Kaballahalla like jewish kool-aid or something?

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Pass me yo Stella and fries.

@angel_i...it wouldn't be madonna if she didn't cause a commotion...

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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...

@ Mrs. K.

Truth. But only becuz it's you. This is why cholas make me laugh so hard: When I was a kid, I was a chola. I wouldn't have called myself a chola cuz we don't got no cholas, esa. I was a punk, you know? I wasn't a street kid but half my friends were.

And I also played viola in a youth orchestra. So go figure that one out.

PS. I still line my lips thickly but it blends with my lipstick AND it's on my lips, just so you know - except sometimes when I forget the lipstick cuz I always do that right before I leave ;s

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.

Submitted by Waka Baka on July 22, 2008 - 10:04pm.

Her face is Frozen, that's for sure.

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Submitted by letinstar on July 22, 2008 - 9:56pm.

Someone mentioned earlier it came from strapping herself into some running/yoga/weight machine. I don't belong to a gym, so I have no fucking idea.

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Submitted by Waka Baka on July 22, 2008 - 9:43pm.

ROFL Love your lyrics!!!!

thanks.. blame it on a bong hit. :-) HA!

If only she can go away like a ray of liiiiiiight!

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Pass me yo Stella and fries.

Submitted by joe shmoe on July 22, 2008 - 9:57pm.

thanks...i sorta stole the "ass babies" part from a podcast...tee hee...;)
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...

Also, I bet you her pussy hasn't barfed since the late 90s...

oh shit..that is too fuckin funny.

@letinstar:

Yeah - she caused some kinda uproar, last year I think, whilst she was flying among the masses (somehow?) and she wanted to shoot up and they *tried* not to let her. I'm not exactly sure how that went down, but I can imagine *eyeroll*

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.

Submitted by Waka Baka on July 22, 2008 - 9:43pm.

ROFL Love your lyrics!!!!

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Submitted by letinstar on July 22, 2008 - 9:56pm.
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You have the best siggies, hahahaha

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Submitted by angel_i on July 22, 2008 - 9:51pm.

i get my vitamin b shots in my ass...so i won't look like a junkie...but then again, i'm not madonna....
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Submitted by angel_i on July 22, 2008 - 6:51pm.

Are you a chola?

-☮'---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
So don’t forget what I told you
Don’t come around I got my own hell to raise

Those are some nasty ass arms she's got there. This bitch thinks she's a dude; she's a homosexual man trapped in a woman's body...

Submitted by letinstar on July 22, 2008 - 9:28pm.

why are there track looking bruises on her arms?
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She shoots up Vitamin B or some such shit.

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.