Tuesday, July 22nd 2008

Would You Hit It?

Did Cristiano Ronaldo baste himself in Vaseline, Crisco and Wesson? Whatever hair he had on his legs is fucking gone. He fried that shit right off. I think I'm getting skin cancer just by looking at these pictures.

That being said, I'd hit it. Wait, does too much sun make your dick shrink? What do I care? I'd still hit it even if he does have a hermie-peen.

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Posted by: Michael K
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Submitted by Kizzy on Tue, 07/22/2008 - 5:38pm.

How the fuck could ANYBODY hit it? That bitch is so fucking greasy, you'd slide right off if you tried. I'm all for men hitting the moisturizer, but DAMN!!!

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Submitted by Always Sunny on Tue, 07/22/2008 - 5:38pm.

He seems perfect for MK, but as for me, he is a no-no!

@DAE:
those pics are great! Mommy has chicken cutlets too!

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Submitted by gina latina on Tue, 07/22/2008 - 5:38pm.

What's this douche supposed to be famous for?

And, sure, I'd hit it. Twice. Once each with those crutches. I don't know who he is but I don't like him already.

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Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 07/22/2008 - 5:37pm.

Sweet Mother of GOD! No!!!!

He's more plucked/tanned/shaved/primped than Victoria Beckham!

He is actually giving me the heebie jeebies!
*shudders*

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Submitted by angry mom on Tue, 07/22/2008 - 5:37pm.

I fully expected a do not click here with a link to a hermie-peen.
thanks god.
I love dude's short shorts though, they'd look good on my four year old.

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Submitted by rebanndel on Tue, 07/22/2008 - 5:36pm.

I thought that was a low-rent Madame Tussauds wax figure! LOL!

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Submitted by carefreea on Tue, 07/22/2008 - 5:35pm.

Oh dear lord, no. Not even with yours. Mingtastic!

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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Tue, 07/22/2008 - 5:35pm.

HELL NO.

MK! Wenn has pics of PP having lunch with her mom!

http://photo.wenn.com/index.php?ref=EXCL%20phoebe%20price%20220708&versi...

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