Tuesday, July 22nd 2008
Would You Hit It?
Did Cristiano Ronaldo baste himself in Vaseline, Crisco and Wesson? Whatever hair he had on his legs is fucking gone. He fried that shit right off. I think I'm getting skin cancer just by looking at these pictures.
That being said, I'd hit it. Wait, does too much sun make your dick shrink? What do I care? I'd still hit it even if he does have a hermie-peen.
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Submitted by jim on July 22, 2008 - 6:01pm.
I WANT TO BE LIKE KAYNE WEST AND BLOG LIKE A BITCH!!! SOMEONE NEEDS TO TELL THIS SOCCER BOY TO GO HOME AND TAKE BECKHAM WITH HIM!!
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I THINK IT'S GOOD WHEN YOU YELL! THEN I CAN HEAR YOU OVER ALL THIS NOISE!!! HEY! MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO ON A DATE WITH OXA - SHE DOES THIS ALL THE TIME TOO!
ONT: I WOULD LIKE TO SEE THIS BOY HAVING SEXY TIMES WITH MK. THAT IS ALL.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Mrs.Kravitz,
YOU MINX YOU!!! No wonder you no longer fight me for ESE!
*insert porn music here*
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
Yes....he's pretty much a straight man HO. Since he's been here in LA...he has hit up every hot night spot, every night of the week. Just dumped his latest girlfriend...Spending his days by the pool...probably smothering himself in crisco for the "just baked" on tan.
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I never met a joint I didnt light!
Submitted by Big L on July 22, 2008 - 2:56pm.
Submitted by jim on July 22, 2008 - 2:40pm.
Damit Jim...do you not have a Caps Lock on your keyboard that you can UNLOCK? Why ya always yelling??? LOL!
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Um, look. Jim is a very sensitive, emotional, artitic guy. He needs his caps lock ON, so go easy on him, OK?
Plus I love him.
Thanks for your understanding.
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So don’t forget what I told you
Don’t come around I got my own hell to raise
Karl_J,
Now, i've seen a lot of nekkid European men, and i don't recall them beind completely hairless. Maybe the Portuguese are different? But...>EW!!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
Dear God no. he's gayer than a Ken doll.
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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."
No MK! I done tole you I like my dudes white and doughy like.
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Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs. ~Homer Simpson
He's very open about the fact that he waxes all over...even his eyebrows are waxed into shape.
As much as he gives me the biggest gay vibe I think a footballer has ever given me, ever. I actually think he's straight, he's just an egotistical, vain twat.
I WANT TO BE LIKE KAYNE WEST AND BLOG LIKE A BITCH!!! SOMEONE NEEDS TO TELL THIS SOCCER BOY TO GO HOME AND TAKE BECKHAM WITH HIM!!
Submitted by Karl_J on July 22, 2008 - 5:58pm.
He sure is straight.
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Are you sure? Because I like these kind of gay looking European men...but this guy just looks like a straight-up fag to me.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
I'd hit it with its own polio crutch.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Those shorts look empty - Coco has a bigger packet.
i'm so conflicted??? would i hit it? i love the tan and i don't mind if guys shave their body hair. BUT are we sure he likes girls? where is he from? no straight guy from the US would wear this. but guys from other countries dress very differently than the US.
i think that it is funny how he hurt his ankle/leg/likeigiveadamnwhatitwas and he's standing right next to a 'watch your step' sign
ROFL! "I think I am getting skin cancer by looking at this photo."
He is a total power bottom and he doesn't even know it yet.
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Hmm, I can see the appeal but he looks like a fukkin weirdo.
He sure is straight. The way a lot of European men dress themselves can be considered "gay" in the US. I like to think that we dare ourselves a little bit more in that department.
He shaves is legs, most likely, because he is an athlete and gets massaged on a daily basis and then it is preferred to be hairless.
Now about the shiny and the tan. Big NO! I think that he got spray on tans first and then lived on the sun for like a month.
Then again, he makes like a 150.000 dollars a week, so I would hit it (maybe together with MK) and make him go ballsdeep;)
Would I hit it? Hell to the NO. He looks skeevy.
That is NOT fuckable, too slippery.
Submitted by GazingBeauty on July 22, 2008 - 5:54pm.
I wonder if he comes with a side of diet coke?
Nah, just a bottle of Dawn dishwashing liquid.
Submitted by jim on July 22, 2008 - 2:40pm.
Damit Jim...do you not have a Caps Lock on your keyboard that you can UNLOCK? Why ya always yelling??? LOL!
So not hot. What is the appeal? He looks like one of those guys from the Jagerbomb video. Seriously. No joke there.
I wonder if he comes with a side of diet coke?
I thought that was the love child of Seacrest and a corndog. Jeez-ass!
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Mike ~ he's shiny because he lubricated himself with KY Jelly.
Seriously, why is he so shiny? I know your face can be oily, but the rest of your body?
Submitted by ViVee: "Is this guy straight? I can't imagine a straight man wearing that outfit."
Me neither. That shirt is the only thing about him that I can picture on a straight guy. Oh, and the crutches.
Although I am sure lots of MySpace party girls would think he's "hot". I'm from another generation, I guess.
Dude's a toasty twink. Looks like Peter Andre's little bro!
Is that band-aid on his foot the place where they removed the melanoma?
And I'd hit it with one of its crutches.
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
This can't be an actual man, can't it?
Your face!
It's some soccer guy....Perez is all wet for him.
I think his name is Christiano Ronaldo...or something like that.
He is NOT my cup of tea. He looks a bit too much like a switch-hitter to me.
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I never met a joint I didnt light!
Footballers (I refuse to call it soccer) are just nasty. I might be a semi-fag but even I don't shave my legs and the funny thing about these douches is that they actually think they are ultra-masculine.
If you're going to be a femboy go down the Bowie route or even become a drag queen. Don't take shitty half measures like this or Pete Wentz.
I'd hit him with a brillo pad, blotting papers and some aloe vera gel.
Maybe if he looked real and not made of wax, and washed off the orange tan. Ok no, no I would not hit it. He is the poster-child for eventual skin cancer
No, but i bet MK would!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Men are suppose to have hair on their bodies!!! Gawd! You know this little princess is completely HAIR FREE! That is creepy!!!
*runs to google Gerard Butler pics*
http://wetmen.provocateuse.com/show/gerard_butler/01
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
you're on your own MK. NO, NO, NO.
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Blogs aren't for the sensitive at heart - FU
I'm NOT an economist, I'm an optimist. GW Bush
Jack Tripper called, he wants his shorts back
No, he reminds me too much of Slim Jims.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Homegirl has ZOMBIE LEGS!
He looks like he was flash fried...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Too skinny and feminine for me... Looks like he'd have a teeny weeny peen, too. Who is this dude anyhow? LOL!
NICE FUCKING SHORTS YOU DUMBASS!! BY THE WAY NO ONE GIVES SHIT ABOUT SOCCER OVER HERE!!
I thought it was Jordan's husband, GayFace.
Is this guy straight? I can't imagine a straight man wearing that outfit.
And here I was all proud of him that he wasn't into Paris...now it's all too painfully obvious that he wouldn't even be into a real girl. *sigh*
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Homegirl looks like he's packing to the right today!
I'd hit it with the Coppertone Girl and her dog.
Even George Hamilton is telling him to stop tanning.
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
Haha, I thought it was one of those Gotti douches who had the reality show.