Tuesday, July 22nd 2008
Would You Hit It?
Did Cristiano Ronaldo baste himself in Vaseline, Crisco and Wesson? Whatever hair he had on his legs is fucking gone. He fried that shit right off. I think I'm getting skin cancer just by looking at these pictures.
That being said, I'd hit it. Wait, does too much sun make your dick shrink? What do I care? I'd still hit it even if he does have a hermie-peen.
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Seriously? You guys are serious with this crap?
I would very much appreciate it if everyone on here would stop bullying people. I have seen it way too much lately and it's not cool. We use the comments to add a bit of laughter to our days at work and for the past couple of days I have seen you guys ganging up on other people like you run things here. You don't, period. If you can't be cool about someone else's opinion, don't come on here and offer yours. Knock it off.
Submitted by Big L on July 22, 2008 - 3:36pm.
she decided to jump in to the post directed (in fun) at Jim....
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It's true, I was rather impulsive.
But I can't help myself.
I love Jim with the heat of 10,000 suns.
I guess I got carried away while in the throes of passion.
It happens.
And, um, BTW, Big L...what's so big about you? :)
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So don’t forget what I told you
Don’t come around I got my own hell to raise
Yeah I'd hit it. With brick, then a bat and finally with a 10 ton garbage truck.
I hate losers like that.
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Tell you what I'd do
I'd throw away the cars and the bars and the war
Make sweet love to you
Sing it now...
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Submitted by Big L on July 22, 2008 - 6:36pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 22, 2008 - 3:28pm
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NO, you fucked up when you talked shit to Mrs.K. That's it, nothing more. You don't do that, EVER. I tried to be nice to your fucktarded ass, but you didn't take it for the gift it was. So you can keep on sucking my asshole.
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Submitted by Clarisse on July 22, 2008 - 6:31pm.
Uh oh! Kizz's Tourette's is kickin in! She's allergic to asshole.
On topic: Angel_i, Where are you? UK? I need to understand this hairless man thing.
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LOL! I'm in Canada but I grew up in a neighbourhood that was predominantly Italian, Greek and Portuguese. To the best of my knowledge all these mens are hairy beasts. BUT for some odd-ass reason, my HS didn't have a football team, it had a rugby team...and rugby players shave clean or else their hair gets ripped out....Also, Ginos like to shave the hairs off their beastly bodies. Also, once I dated a bi-boy. HOTT. But girly, like this boy up here.
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Submitted by Kizzy on July 22, 2008 - 3:28pm.
take a friggin pill....Nothing was directed at Mrs. Kravitz...she decided to jump in to the post directed (in fun) at Jim....y'all take yourselves way too serious.
bitch is gayer then Club Tropicalia
Posted by a bitch called jim
WE ALL NEED TO SMOKE A JOINT, BUT "UNITED STATES OF ASSHOLES"...LOOK FUCKHEAD IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS COUNTRY GET THE FUCK OUT!!! THIS IS A SITE WE FUCK AROUND ON WHILE AT WORK, BUT IF YOU WANT TO CRY LIKE A LITTLE BITCH SOME OF US ARE GLAD TO PUSH BACK!!!
AND LEAVE THE GIRLS ALONE
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1. I aint in U.S.Assholes
2. You dissed Uk first L'Douche.
3. I didn't know KFC have internet access.
4. Push back, i'm almost there.
Someone finds this man hot? Sorry MK -- he looks busted. This is what happens when Hollywood has its hand.
As for the soccer v. american football -- most of the world plays soccer not the gay ass sport where men tackle each other while wearing tight pants and shoulder pads.
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Submitted by Big L on July 22, 2008 - 3:07pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 22, 2008 - 3:03pm.
WTF is "artitic"?
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Well, it's like "artistic," but a little edgier, grittier, ya know?
Oh, and I am not Jim's momma. I am his lover.
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So don’t forget what I told you
Don’t come around I got my own hell to raise
He isn't tanning, it's genetics. If you have African blood, you will get dark in the sun.
I am more worried about those tight pants and no hair on legs. Definitely a HOMO!!
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Umm... do you know where he's from?
WE ALL NEED TO SMOKE A JOINT, BUT "UNITED STATES OF ASSHOLES"...LOOK FUCKHEAD IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS COUNTRY GET THE FUCK OUT!!! THIS IS A SITE WE FUCK AROUND ON WHILE AT WORK, BUT IF YOU WANT TO CRY LIKE A LITTLE BITCH SOME OF US ARE GLAD TO PUSH BACK!!!
AND LEAVE THE GIRLS ALONE
Submitted by Clarisse on July 22, 2008 - 6:31pm
Especially stupid assholes that pick on the least offensive person in here. That really kicks the Tourette's into high gear. I did try to be nice, to start off with, as did you, and others. Pitiful.
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He isn't tanning, it's genetics. If you have African blood, you will get dark in the sun.
I am more worried about those tight pants and no hair on legs. Definitely a HOMO!!
Uh oh! Kizz's Tourette's is kickin in! She's allergic to asshole.
On topic: Angel_i, Where are you? UK? I need to understand this hairless man thing.
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
tsk, tsk, tsk
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"I can stand here, strong and thin.
I can laugh when this thing begins.
God, I feel so strong."
Oh for the love of god.
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Póg ma thoin.
Submitted by Big L on July 22, 2008 - 6:25pm.
Piss off Kizzy....you just sucked all the fun out of this
FUCK YOUR MOTHER YOU'RE NOT FUNNY AT ALL, YOU'RE JUST A FUCKTARD. I DO NOT GIVE A SHIT IF I SPOILED YOUR FUN YOU SPOILED MINE WHEN YOU TALKED SHIT TO MRS. K!!!! YOU DO NOT DO THAT EVER. GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK FUCKING SKULL, FUCKTARD!!! YOU FUCKED IT UP FOR YOURSELF!!! NOW GO BACK TO SUCKING ON MY ASSHOLE!!!
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
How could you hit it? Your shit would slide right the fuck off.
Submitted by Big L on July 22, 2008 - 6:23pm.
Try looking at the original post....
Submitted by Big L on July 22, 2008 - 2:56pm.
Submitted by jim on July 22, 2008 - 2:40pm.
Damit Jim...do you not have a Caps Lock on your keyboard that you can UNLOCK? Why ya always yelling??? LOL!
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I can NOT believe you're going to make someone say this. This was addressed to jim. Your other post was addressed to Mrs. K. Which brought hellfire on your ass. You must like it.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
ENOUGH WITH THE CAPS, but to DEYLAAF...i agree kayne is a bitch and his music sucks brook hogan's dick....you my friend are the bitch just like your dog..beckham is a fucking overpaid joke who only came to this country because everyone hated his cunt wife in yellow toothed england!!! WE DON'T NEED SOCCER HERE, WE HAVE FOOTBALL STARTING IN A MONTH..REAL MEN WHO DON'T FALL ON THE GROUND WHEN TOUCHED!!
I LOVE THE CAPS
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Actually he was in Spain for 3 years before going to the United States of Assholes. Not all Footballers Dive Douche. AND FUCK YOUR CAPS. Also ours in starting in a month...
Piss off Kizzy....you just sucked all the fun out of this.
Submitted by Big L on July 22, 2008 - 6:23pm.
Oh, no you don't try to play that shit off, I was talking about you getting lippy with Mrs. Kravitz, and you damn well know it. You don't do that. EVER. End of. CLEAR??
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
As someone who's been here longer than anyone involoved in this, fight over something better than caps on or off. I don't want to waste my time reading you guys bitch each other out everyday, so over it.
THANK YOU, JIM! I WAS WONDERING WHEN SOMEONE WAS GOING TO GET AROUND TO DEALING WITH THAT!!!
ONT: What else could there be to say? I would hit it, but at this moment that's not saying much. He's coiffed and he's buff - sure, why not?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Try looking at the original post....
Submitted by Big L on July 22, 2008 - 2:56pm.
Submitted by jim on July 22, 2008 - 2:40pm.
Damit Jim...do you not have a Caps Lock on your keyboard that you can UNLOCK? Why ya always yelling??? LOL!
who the fuck is this burst creature?
Submitted by Big L on July 22, 2008 - 6:17pm.
Kizzy, Clarisse and Mrs. K....
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YOU did fucktard, when you opened it up. You don't start none, won't be none. Since you've only been here for a month, I'll give you a pass, and not totally fuck your head all the way up for you. You might want to pay a bit of closer attention to precisely WHO it is you're attacking before you jump. Mrs. K is OFF LIMITS. Especially to fucktards like you. Keep on being an asshole and see what that gets you.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Big L on July 22, 2008 - 3:07pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 22, 2008 - 3:03pm.
WTF is "artitic"? And if he needs his caps lock OFF...HE WOULDN'T TYPE LIKE THIS....he must not be all that if his momma is replying for him.
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There is no LOL at the end of what you typed. ...
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I never met a joint I didnt light!
ENOUGH WITH THE CAPS, but to DEYLAAF...i agree kayne is a bitch and his music sucks brook hogan's dick....you my friend are the bitch just like your dog..beckham is a fucking overpaid joke who only came to this country because everyone hated his cunt wife in yellow toothed england!!! WE DON'T NEED SOCCER HERE, WE HAVE FOOTBALL STARTING IN A MONTH..REAL MEN WHO DON'T FALL ON THE GROUND WHEN TOUCHED!!
I LOVE THE CAPS
Submitted by Big L on July 22, 2008 - 6:07pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 22, 2008 - 3:03pm.
WTF is "artitic"? And if he needs his caps lock OFF...HE WOULDN'T TYPE LIKE THIS....he must not be all that if his momma is replying for him.
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I don't see an LOL here. I do, however, see a WTF - if we're looking for 3 letter anachronisms:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Kizzy, Clarisse and Mrs. K....
Chill out bitches and pull your panties out of your ass....did you not see the LOL at the end??
Who the Hell made YOU monitors of what any one says?
Ewwww he went from being a 10 to a 0, disgusting!!!! HE LOOKS FRIED AND QUEER! GROSS
Ok first of all, anyone stupid enough to wear that ugly fucking crap that Christian Audiger is putting out deserves to have the shit slapped out of them. He ruined Ed Hardy, ruined Sailor Jerry and now he is continueing the fashion blasphemy with his own brand of fugly shit. Absolute corniness.
Second of all, I think homeboy is beginning a brand new race of people because no one has skin that color, he's almost purple.
Submitted by girl_cheese on July 22, 2008 - 5:10pm.
Damn, that'd be something to tell the girls, "Yeah, did a crippled guy last night ..."
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I can't stop laughing at that!
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
"Big L",
Fucking with Mrs Kravitz will not get you the type of attention you want. Back off.
ImpertinentVixen,
Like this...
http://wetmen.provocateuse.com/show/gerard_butler/01
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
I think he's a handsome man but he's taking the tan too far. Also, I think the shorts need to be just a tad bigger to make this outfit work. The shoes should be changed to a darker color or even a non-athletic shoe (Sperry topsiders, maybe) because as it is it looks sort of like a girl's outfit. I'm kind of effeminate in appearance myself but he has a masculine body and it doesn't suit him.
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Submitted by jim on July 22, 2008 - 11:01pm.
I WANT TO BE LIKE KAYNE WEST AND BLOG LIKE A BITCH!!! SOMEONE NEEDS TO TELL THIS SOCCER BOY TO GO HOME AND TAKE BECKHAM WITH HIM!!
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1. Kanye is a prick.
2. You are a bitch.
3. He's here (was) for surgery.
4. Beckham owns bitch!
And I can't stand this guy... on the football field. Show-off. That being said heck no?.
I wouldn't and I like women. Oh, maybe after 4 or 5 martinis I probably would & wake up orange in the morning, or orange in certain places anyway. Damn, that'd be something to tell the girls, "Yeah, did a crippled guy last night ..."
Submitted by VaNcItY on July 22, 2008 - 6:08pm.
What Karl_J said (about being european and an athelete). Here's a picture of his ex-girlfriend.
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Playing nekkid on the beach with another girl!
I'm gonna need more proof than that.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Submitted by Big L on July 22, 2008 - 6:07pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 22, 2008 - 3:03pm
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First of all, you need to back the fuck up off of Mrs. Kravitz, and if you can't address her with respect, you can't address her, capice?
Secondly, nobody made you capitals monitor, so if you have a particular bug up your ass about it, be mindful of the fact that the bug is up YOUR ass. Clear?
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I wanna suck the CAPS LOCK offa Jim
Like Beckham he has a super tight body...but the weird red/tan hairless look is NOT a good look.
Just get him naked...then we can properly judge!!
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I never met a joint I didnt light!
Jesus, no way would I hit it. I like my men to look like men, with some body hair.
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
What Karl_J said (about being european and an athelete). Here's a picture of his ex-girlfriend.
http://www.tmz.com/2008/07/22/cristianos-ex-lets-it-all-hang-out/
I used to have a huuuuuuge crush on him. Here's some pics:
http://images.google.com/images?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rls=GZHZ,GZH...
He's starting to get on my nerves though lately. When guys know how hot they are and think they are the shit - it's kind of a turn off.
RUH ROH. SORRY, MRS. K!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 22, 2008 - 3:03pm.
WTF is "artitic"? And if he needs his caps lock OFF...HE WOULDN'T TYPE LIKE THIS....he must not be all that if his momma is replying for him.
Those shorts are a no no. Someone needs to tell him he is in America now. And we don't play dat here! Keep the short shorts in the house. And to answer your question.... yup I'd hit it!
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Ho buster #1!
Submitted by Clarisse on July 22, 2008 - 6:04pm.
Karl_J,
Now, i've seen a lot of nekkid European men, and i don't recall them beind completely hairless. Maybe the Portuguese are different? But...>EW!!
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Um. No. They are the opposite of hairless, in fact.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.