Tuesday, July 22nd 2008
Would You Hit It?
Did Cristiano Ronaldo baste himself in Vaseline, Crisco and Wesson? Whatever hair he had on his legs is fucking gone. He fried that shit right off. I think I'm getting skin cancer just by looking at these pictures.
That being said, I'd hit it. Wait, does too much sun make your dick shrink? What do I care? I'd still hit it even if he does have a hermie-peen.
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Oh, actually - this is the one I was looking for:
http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/cristiano_ronaldo_boat#21145
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 22, 2008 - 7:41pm.
Submitted by angel_i on July 22, 2008 - 4:37pm.
Ha! I was thinking earlier that I can tell where YOU're from:) I am from the Centre of the Universe:)
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Yeah, um, that would be NEW YORK CITY!!!!!!
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Damn! You guys have a Centre of the Universe in the States too?! That can't be...right..>! O no! The time-space continuum is evaporating...O NO....O nooooooo....o nooooooo, mr. bill........
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Submitted by VaNcItY on July 22, 2008 - 7:42pm.
Alright angel, I found a picture with cristiano and his ex for you. Not the original one I was looking for, but anyway:
http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/cristiano_ronaldo_boat#21152
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AH HAHAhahahahahaahahahaha!
Now THAT's funny. Ok, you win. LOL!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Alright angel, I found a picture with cristiano and his ex for you. Not the original one I was looking for, but anyway:
http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/cristiano_ronaldo_boat#21152
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 22, 2008 - 4:40pm.
I can't walk in heels for shit!
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So don’t forget what I told you
Don’t come around I got my own hell to raise
O yeah - and I've been wearing Chinese Slippers all summer. I'm like the Amy Winehouse of the not cracked out set. Except I have more colours;P
(I just went to see if I had anything styling - I tend to get my clothing free (long story)...but apparently, all my shoes that I think are so hot...are from Le Chateau. I didn't realize how much I suck until just now:(
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Submitted by angel_i on July 22, 2008 - 4:37pm.
Ha! I was thinking earlier that I can tell where YOU're from:) I am from the Centre of the Universe:)
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Yeah, um, that would be NEW YORK CITY!!!!!!
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So don’t forget what I told you
Don’t come around I got my own hell to raise
Mrs K,
If you looked in my closet you would find sneakers, whatever was on-sale-dirt-cheap pumps with low heels, and my beloved purses!
I would not hit that soccer player if I had borrowed someone else's vagina.
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Oh god it's another disease
And you just got rid of the last
You were beginning to feel OK
And the friends you gave it to
Were speaking to you again.
Submitted by VaNcItY on July 22, 2008 - 7:28pm.
Submitted by angel_i on July 22, 2008 - 6:36pm.
Where in Canada are you from angel_i?
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Ha! I was thinking earlier that I can tell where YOU're from:) I am from the Centre of the Universe:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 22, 2008 - 6:30pm.
Team Easy Spirit Tennies (( but I combine them with one of my Ralph Lauren or Antonio Meloni Handbags ))
I was just going to say although I would not mind a custom made pair of Loubotin's I am plenty happy with my Aerosoles. ____________________________________________
Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
Get lost: http://dharmasecrets.com
HAHAHAHA laffing at myself
If you hos looked in my closet all you would see is Danskos, flip flops, Crocs and sneakers!!!
HOWEVER (yes, all caps, so sue me), I do go to Nordstrom just to look at the shoes. That Jimmy Choo is real artitic.
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So don’t forget what I told you
Don’t come around I got my own hell to raise
Damn !!
if I hit the streets dressed like that, everybody would start yelling at me things like, Hey faggot!! or Dont dress like a prosty-tot!!
But he is the most beautifull bottle of queer-looking oporto, I would hit it, of course.
Submitted by bobbledunk on July 22, 2008 - 6:50pm.
He is Portageuse, they are all dark! My exboyfriend was Portageuse and was white/light tan in the winter and dark brown, like this guy, in the summer.
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What bobbledunk said. My bf is portugese as well. He just got back from the al garve three weeks ago and man did he get dark there.
Team Easy Spirit Tennies (( but I combine them with one of my Ralph Lauren or Antonio Meloni Handbags ))
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Oh god it's another disease
And you just got rid of the last
You were beginning to feel OK
And the friends you gave it to
Were speaking to you again.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 22, 2008 - 4:12pm.
ImpertinentVixen,
Like this...
http://wetmen.provocateuse.com/show/gerard_butler/01
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Hell yeah!!
*sings halleluja chorus*
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
Submitted by angel_i on July 22, 2008 - 6:36pm.
Where in Canada are you from angel_i?
Wellingtons.
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Your manuscript is both good and original; but the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good. (SJ)
Give me a pair of custom made Christian Loubotain's....
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
Ferragamo Shoes are my personal favorite.
Chic, stylish and comfortable.
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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.
Mrs. K, Angel_i:
Neither. I'm a Louboutain, Lanvin gal. Do you think this guys has any nice pumps to match his sharkskin shorts?
Submitted by angel_i on July 22, 2008 - 4:19pm.
Team Jimmy Choo all the way.
I go to Nordstrom Salon Shoes, just to look. It's like going to church, y'all.
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So don’t forget what I told you
Don’t come around I got my own hell to raise
Exhibit A: Why I don't like metrosexual men. Too smooth and shiny.
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What matters in life is not what happens to you but what you remember and how you remember it.~Gabriel Garcia Marquez
@ Mrs. K:
Damn! I'm SUCH a Canadian. I can't choose. I prefer Manolo's shoes but I would totally pair them up with Jimmy handbag. I would.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
My goodness..his color is stupendous...a delicious shade of chocolate brown...Jessica Alba must have an orgasm when she sees him...there's her "brown baby."
He is so going to look like "leather" in a couple of years.
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There can be only one Rumpie
Soccer versus football?!?!?! Shit, who cares??
Now, Jimmy Choo versus Manolo Blahnik...that's worth fighting over.
Last night Pudge was engrossed with a baseball game and I said "What is it about baseball that men love so much, dear?"
He said "Drinking beer and scratching their balls."
That Pudge, he's a laff riot.
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So don’t forget what I told you
Don’t come around I got my own hell to raise
I would hit it with a two by four. Is that fucking natural???
Wax figure by Madame Doucheauds!
C-ron loves the hookers to much to be gay, he is just metrosexual all his GF looked like Hookers and have posed naked ,
PS:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/vieria2000/E%20O%20DIABO/cannavaro3.jpg
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
Submitted by zomay on July 22, 2008 - 7:03pm.
Is this guy straight?
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That's what we're tryna figure out. Someone did pass a pic of some random nekkid girlie at the beach (not with him) and say it was his girlfriend but I'm still not buying it.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
JillyPoo. Cannavaro is a great player, but doesnt make an ass of himself like C.Ron. Buffons wife even said she facies him. Cold huh?
Jim, Not all games end in 0-0. when it does, it's by evenly matched teams, it's the ooo's and aaa's that make the game and what people can do with the ball. Tell me something. In football a new skill/trick can be invented daily, what's new about your so called sport?. Better throws? Ha.
+ Rugby is a mans sport and England made it to finals last tournament and won the previous. Where was U.S? aaw, that's right they can only play with paddings and helments. Mens sport?. Think not !
......DOUCHE !
Where's Wonky at?
Submitted by JillyPoo on July 22, 2008 - 7:01pm
Fabio Cannavaro has the perfect body and a fantastic ass to bad he is marry to a nice girl
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
Is this guy straight?
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 22, 2008 - 6:51pm.
Submitted by bobbledunk on July 22, 2008 - 3:50pm.
Most American men dress terribly! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
understatement of the year!
Hey now - I resemble that statement!
Never ever ever ever would i hit it. NEVER. I'm telling you, everyone fusses over this guy when they *should* be fussing over this footballer:
http://maycph.files.wordpress.com/2006/12/fabiocann_799.jpg
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
OK SOCCER IS BETTER...NOTHING LIKE A 0-0 GAMES AFTER 90 MIN.??? I WILL WATCH THE WORLD CUP THOUGH, THE CROWDS MAKE THAT SHIT WATCHABLE!!AND WHEN ONE GOES TO 'THE MOTHER CARD" THEN I KNOW YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN LAYED!!
I DRESS LIKE SHIT, BUT IF YOU CAN WEAR SHORTS AND A SURF SHIRT TO WORK WHY NOT IT IS SO. CAL. BABY!!
bobbledunk!!
Tell me!! Was your ex hairless too?? Why does that freak me out?!?!?!
angel_i,
Canada gave me you and LCT so i loves it.
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
Submitted by angel_i on July 22, 2008 - 3:51pm.
Neither one nearly as bloody as the Daily Internets Fights.
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Your manuscript is both good and original; but the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good. (SJ)
I laugh to myself when I see guys like this in real life.
very stupid looking.
Submitted by Sheeps on July 22, 2008 - 6:50pm.
Submitted by angel_i on July 22, 2008 - 3:49pm.
And the Friday Night Hockey Fights.
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O yeah - but that was the first part of HS, before I realized we had a rugby team:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Yes , I Would hit it , he needs to stop spending so much time in the sun or he is goin to look like one of those Italian or Portuguese old man in the bitch you know of what Im talking about
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
Submitted by bobbledunk on July 22, 2008 - 3:50pm.
Most American men dress terribly! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
understatement of the year!
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So don’t forget what I told you
Don’t come around I got my own hell to raise
WOW PUSS, YOU SURE TAKE THIS SHIT PERSONAL..GET A FUCKING PERSONALITY AND GO BRUSH YOUR FUCKING TEETH..GOD BLESS THE USA AND REAL FOOTBALL!!!
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Yeah yeah, Brits have bad dental care. I doubt everyone in the USA has got pearly whites. I have a personality, it wasnt that 10-incher in my trousers that woo'ed your mother. Real football?. Ha. "Soccer" is better because everyone can play it. use bricks or jackets as the goal posts and have fun. Your Footbal however, needs whole lot of shit for Anal Porn.
Submitted by angel_i on July 22, 2008 - 3:49pm.
And the Friday Night Hockey Fights.
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Your manuscript is both good and original; but the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good. (SJ)
He is Portageuse, they are all dark! My exboyfriend was Portageuse and was white/light tan in the winter and dark brown, like this guy, in the summer.
Also, he looks like a typical Portageuse boy, they dress very flamboyantly and take good care of themselves. There is nothing gay about it.
Most European men would dress in a way that Americans would consider gay. Fashion is very important in Europe. It is just different cultures.
Most American men dress terribly! Thats ok too...
May I suggest hitting him with some blotter paper.
He appears to be quite oily. Cosmetic blotter papers are a godsend!
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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.
PS @Clarisse:
I would hestitate...like, a LONG time...to say that I am a good example of your average Canadian, just so you know ;P But I do like camping and Joni Mitchell. And even Kim Mitchell!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Is Cristiano African? I always thought he was some tanned European white guy.
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WOW PUSS, YOU SURE TAKE THIS SHIT PERSONAL..GET A FUCKING PERSONALITY AND GO BRUSH YOUR FUCKING TEETH..GOD BLESS THE USA AND REAL FOOTBALL!!!