Tuesday, July 22nd 2008
Would You Hit It?
Did Cristiano Ronaldo baste himself in Vaseline, Crisco and Wesson? Whatever hair he had on his legs is fucking gone. He fried that shit right off. I think I'm getting skin cancer just by looking at these pictures.
That being said, I'd hit it. Wait, does too much sun make your dick shrink? What do I care? I'd still hit it even if he does have a hermie-peen.
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buawhahahahahah la jeva descubrió el agua tibia o quizás la embotellada.
u know cuz' if you're blond and u dye your hair lighter blond u will get blond-er ...
right?
walk me through it ?
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Submitted by kdracofan on July 23, 2008 - 1:28pm.
lesleymm on July 23, 2008 - 12:05pm.
He's tanned anyway, and when your tanned you get tanned extra dark
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GET OUT! Really!? Genius!
*bawwahhhaaaahhhaaaa*
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["Dude, your friends asked me to give you a message: Dump the bitch before you're sorry!"
'"Before you're sorry" a surprised Larson parrots].-
Too funny to be true.
But seriously Jorge, dump the witch bitch before u're sorry!
It's highly likely that he's gay......anyway, his face/hair/sunglasses/tan all work for him, hot and total model material. The smooth and veiny legs are more than questionable though.
~*Head Bitch*~
lesleymm on July 23, 2008 - 12:05pm.
He's tanned anyway, and when your tanned you get tanned extra dark
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GET OUT! Really!? Genius!
*bawwahhhaaaahhhaaaa*
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
He's tanned anyway, and when your tanned you get tanned extra dark
Damn he looks super gay
(not that being gay is a bad thing!)
what is up with those shorts
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
hahaha mierdaaaa yo juraba que era un george michael wannabe! o algo..lost son.. don't know.
["Dude, your friends asked me to give you a message: Dump the bitch before you're sorry!"
'"Before you're sorry" a surprised Larson parrots].-
Too funny to be true.
But seriously Jorge, dump the witch bitch before u're sorry!
I thought that was George Micheal.....
God, his legs are so veiny. Imagine what his dick looks like!
Wow, he looks like George Michael in the 80's.
His attractiveness just went out the window for me. I can't look at a guy who has sexier legs than I. And wears short shorts. I wonder how many pairs of high heals he has. Probably more than me, once again!
He reminds me of the Butter Shave episode of Seinfeld. 'Stick a fork in me Jerry, I'm done!'
With that said, I'd butter him up even more and do all sorts of slippery, nasty things to him.
He is so hot, I mean I could do without the purple tan but damn those European soccer players. They make me even more depressed to be living in the states for now.
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
He looks like he is waiting for Ricky Martin so they can go on a date.
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Those are the gayest pants in the history of gay clothing, even for a European.
plus, he's orange.
'Heaux Confessionals'
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My God, he looks so damn gay. I never thought that a European football player would have the guts to pull off such a gay look. Actually, for all of them it is so important to appear as heterosexual as can be. European football is one of the most homophobic sports in the world.
And that he's wearing a D-Squared t-shirt and is shopping in a Christian Audigier 'Boutique' is even gayer.
Perhaps he thinks that nobody in Europe will get to see those pictures.
He seems like the typical tourist in a foreign country who wears all those hideous clothes he wouldn't want to be caught dead with in his own country.
Guess what, I just found he have a profile on a dating site for celebrities and millionaires 【W e a l t h y L o v e s.com】. How cool is this.
I would totally hit it and let him hit me with a crutch. not enough men wear short shorts anymore
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Oh hell no.
We wear short shorts!
AMEN stake! and sky bitch - the gotti brothers LOLOLOLLLL!
"yeah. like i'm gonna have anal sex and sit on a plane for 6 HOURS!" - joel mchale<3
Someone mentioned that you met your woman on the famous celebrities/rich men seeking beautiful women site SugarbabyMeet.com? True or not?? ...
Oops, I thought he was one of the Gotti brothers.
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
Looking at that picture makes my skin crawl. That's why I don't go out in the sun. I may be as pale as Dita Von Teese but you'll never see a wrinkle on me.
He used to be hot but oh my god, YUCK. Now he's coming off so Rico Suave.
First who goes out dressed like that?!?! I don't care how Euro you are, that's just gay. You know there are queens out there saying WTF is that fairy wearing.
And secondly the man is only 23 and yes I'm pretty sure he already has skin cancer. For gods sake he uses baby oil (Maybe they don't believe in skin cancer in Portugal?) and not just on his body, judging by his hair. I mean I know he spends 3 hours on his hair but seriously gross.
Next time he gets his eyebrows waxed he needs to tell them to straighten his out so he stops looking so slippery.
Yes, yes, YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If it wasn't for the latest Paris Hilton rumor, I never would have heard of this gorgeous dude.
I've been reading this site several times daily, and I finally had to register.
gross! thats not just a 'no', bit a "hell no!" his overly fake-tan....(you know the rest.......)
Submitted by Khandi on July 22, 2008 - 7:20pm.
I have to put my two cents in (even though I was not asked to!) on the shoe issue. If you look in my closet you'll find almost all rocket dogs. Love those shoes. I am a rocket dog ho!
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I love Rocket Dogs. My only complaint being that one pair of casual flats I bought has a back that is still so stiff that it makes a sore on my foot.
no i wouldn't hit it, and looking at that picture makes my skin wrinkle! nice shorts too lol wtf??
"yeah. like i'm gonna have anal sex and sit on a plane for 6 HOURS!" - joel mchale<3
Somewhere, his poster is hanging on the ceiling of a Tommy Girl Sugar Shack next to Becks.
If he isn't gay and that's a mighty IF, his dating success in the States is geographically limited to Miami, maybe LA.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
that dude has smoother, more supple skin than I fucking do.
glamour.
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ehhh
I totally thought he was a statue made of wax...
and omg! isn't Dsquared designed by two gay twins??
he's a major douche anyway
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Zac Efron has such lovely bone structure,
on that note, I'd love to bone his structure
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not hot at all. even shaves his legs and has lady legs. no. ok, well maybe.
Submitted by _fail_ on July 22, 2008 - 8:48pm
THANK YOU; I thought I was the only one that noticed that nastiness.
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
Looks like he donated all his hair to the dude in the other picture. If they get too close, they'll stick together like Velcro.
Submitted by Khandi on July 22, 2008 - 5:20pm.
I have to put my two cents in (even though I was not asked to!)
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You were asked, don't kid yourself.
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So don’t forget what I told you
Don’t come around I got my own hell to raise
I used to know this little Italian boy who was kinda like one of them tanning barbies. He would be brown-haired and light olive all year round except the by the deep of the summer his skin would be dark brown, the hair on his head would be mostly white blonde as was ALL the hair on his body (he was 8, and covered with short, fine hairs everywhere). Any one of the guys I knew might get that dark but certainly not all of them. The girls were all pale because sun is BAAAAD! Unless it's Cuban sun. I think it's just that it needs upkeep cuz I can't remember one tan like that that lasted very long.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
damn...i don't get this dark in the sun and i'm already brown...
i want to know how cristiano got his legs so baby butt smooth?
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
damn someone forgot to turn this guy over when he was done
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Submitted by angel_i on July 22, 2008 - 7:01pm.
Submitted by lea8199 on July 22, 2008 - 7:59pm.
ok, this is going to sound completely retarded, but when i was in 3rd grade, some stupid ass teacher told the class that new york was the center of the universe and didnt say he was kidding; so all my life i thought this was an actual fact..
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But now you know it's Toronto, right? RIGHT?!
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Hell naw it ain't! Atlanta, Ga. is the center of the universe. We even have a street named after Bobby Brown...How center of the universe is that? (Dunno if that shit is still there, but nearly pissed myself when I saw it YEARS AGO...)...Still the ATL deserves a shout-out for recognizing and respecting the legend that is Bobby Brown, and fittingly enough, I woulnd't doubt that BB is sleeping on that very street...Ah, ATL....
Anywho...what whore were we talking about? Meh, I'll make a broad brush obligatory comment when I say: WHORE, SLUT, TRASH...There as on topic as one can get...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I have to put my two cents in (even though I was not asked to!) on the shoe issue. If you look in my closet you'll find almost all rocket dogs. Love those shoes. I am a rocket dog ho!
Submitted by lea8199 on July 22, 2008 - 7:59pm.
ok, this is going to sound completely retarded, but when i was in 3rd grade, some stupid ass teacher told the class that new york was the center of the universe and didnt say he was kidding; so all my life i thought this was an actual fact..
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But now you know it's Toronto, right? RIGHT?!
and @ Mrs. K: Gee, thanks *blush*
kisses,
angel;)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Submitted by Leatherette on July 22, 2008 - 7:57pm.
GAY TO THE TWENTIETH POWER!
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Funny squared.
ok, this is going to sound completely retarded, but when i was in 3rd grade, some stupid ass teacher told the class that new york was the center of the universe and didnt say he was kidding; so all my life i thought this was an actual fact..
Submitted by angel_i on July 22, 2008 - 4:56pm.
Could I be more obnoxious?!? ;P
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Aw, you're filthy cute
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So don’t forget what I told you
Don’t come around I got my own hell to raise
GAY TO THE TWENTIETH POWER! And NOT in a hot way.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 22, 2008 - 7:50pm.
Submitted by angel_i on July 22, 2008 - 4:46pm.
You must be from Toronto
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You got it Mrs. K! And I was born in California. And I'm mixed with Scottish and Italian. Could I be more obnoxious?!? ;P
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 22, 2008 - 4:54pm.
Roger that!
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So don’t forget what I told you
Don’t come around I got my own hell to raise
Mrs. K,
Check your IM when you get home!!!!
When did San Francisco get a soccer team? He looks Team South of Market.
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Oh god it's another disease
And you just got rid of the last
You were beginning to feel OK
And the friends you gave it to
Were speaking to you again.
Submitted by angel_i on July 22, 2008 - 4:46pm.
You must be from Toronto
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So don’t forget what I told you
Don’t come around I got my own hell to raise
@ VaNcitY: O hunny - I looked at ALL those thumbs...and THANK you! btw. He's HOT and naughty, just the way I likes'em;)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.