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"the inside of a hot, dirty diaphragm..." - MK, you take the cake !!! LMAOF !!!!

Submitted by Kizzy on July 23, 2008 - 12:29am.
You are soooo right!! I pity the piano. It was white. I'll bet it is various shades of pink now. If there was a ghost in it, I'm sure it willingly went into the light to escape the clutches of Moo-riah.

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I agree, it might have been white when Mariah got her hands on it - but's pink now.

I was the ghost I would gone into the light the minute Mariah brought the piano. It's the stuff nightmaires are made off.

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Submitted by angel_i on July 23, 2008 - 2:25am.
@ DAE:

Who the hell is that? Barbie can't do that!

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In my avvie? It's Christina!! She must have been what...18/19 when she did that photoshoot.

~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥

Please don't call her vadge a "gina". That's like my name, MK!!! EWWWWWWWW!!!!

Your face!

what a joke! someone just PSed her pictures to hot ones and then uploaded to the famous rich men seeking affairs club SugarbabyMeet.com.. you know it is a rich men seeking sugar babies site.. so she is said to seek her sugar daddy there! lol ...

Hey parkrangerpete-that would be hard for SamRo to do, right? :)

You are so nasty here at Dlisted (PRIME EXAMPLE: HoHan's vagina must be panting like a chihuahua in the hot sun. I'm sure SamRo will clean up her gina boogies later) but that's why I love u...

This week's sign of the apocalypse: HoHan's leggings are selling-wtf is wrong with people??

**Cake, or death?** Eddie Izzard

she looks like she just got a load shot in her eye.

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i guess lilo really doesn't have a need for blow job leggings right now that's she licking it up with samro...i suggest she create some leggings with a snap crotch for easy munching action....
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Submitted by Bunny Rabbit:

I think it's highly insulting to Marilyn Monroe that she named the blow job leggings "Mr. President leggings"
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O! I thought that was for MY *ahem* I mean OUR Mr. President. I'm was waiting for Hohan's Hotastic House of Hos' first commercial featuring Hohan, herself, in a duet with Aubrey O'Day!

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.

Submitted by Bunny Rabbit:

I think it's highly insulting to Marilyn Monroe that she named the blow job leggings "Mr. President leggings" (check out the description title). On one hand she claims to idolize MM, on the other she takes a tacky legging and names it after a not-so-flattering time in her life. Frickin' bitch!

I totally agree. i hope all of her leggings are defective and every single person who purchases them damands their money back due to the leggings giving them coochie burns and yeast infections!

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Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis

Oh Holy Crap!!

this post reminds me of something that happened to me a few days ago,,

I was at an amusement park,, with a cool water park attached,, and and they had this awesome Diving Show,,,
anywho,,,
I blame this on Dlisted.com
but one of the divers was a total freaking hot piece of man-meat,,
and he was a total firecrotch

for some unknown reason,, ((I was not even drinking))
I would yell at him when he was diving,, and when he was done diving,,

"HEY HOT GINGE"

geezz again,, I am blaming Michael K for this brain warp he has given me,,

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@ DAE:

Who the hell is that? Barbie can't do that!

ONT: I can't even talk about these fucking leggings. Don't you guys ever get scared? Seriously, dudes. Zombies. I'm not even fucking kidding.

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.

HEKKI

My 4 year old daughter has heard me and my two teen daughters laugh about "The Hot Slut of the Day" so many times that she says that sometimes when she plays Barbie's,,
I hope I do not burn in hell for being a bad example with my tainted English,,
hehehehe

If I do go to hell for such matters I will take Michael K with me!!

hehehehe

btw.. that is so funny about your 2 year old saying that,, that's funny stuff there,,

i totally agree...but watching living lohan (i know, again, i know!) it kinda seems like white oprah wants to be involved and cares about her kids...that may be for show purposes, i realize that but...i dont know i like lindsey's movies!!
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Submitted by dRc
I can't hate on Lohan either. With parents like hers, I am shocked she is not in a grave. She pretty much has had to raise herself.

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And you just got rid of the last
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ok, even though lylo is a total skank lezz whore fire crotch spackle face...i watched georgia rule over the weekend and i liked it....yeah, i said it, i liked it. im not on team lylo by ANY means but i did like the movie, thats all im saying!!!!

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"I still miss her creepy ass husband. Whenever I'm down in the dumps, I think of him getting bitten in the foot by a komodo dragon. That's funny shit. Bitten by a komodo dragon!" MK 4/7 HAHA HILARIOUS!

Submitted by Always Sunny on July 22, 2008 - 1:54pm.
I actually clicked on the blow-job leggings link and it says:

Check out Lindsay Lohan's hot new legging line, 6126 which, happens to be the birth date of Hollywood icon Marilyn Monroe-her inspiration for the collection.

How on earth is MM an inspiration for blow-job leggings? I just can't imagine her wearing anything resembling that. Black capris maybe, but not leggings.
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I think it's highly insulting to Marilyn Monroe that she named the blow job leggings "Mr. President leggings" (check out the description title). On one hand she claims to idolize MM, on the other she takes a tacky legging and names it after a not-so-flattering time in her life. Frickin' bitch!

Wonder if those leggings make your cooter burn? Fire Crotch revenge...I wouldn't put it past her! That pic shows the famous Migraineuse "Chucky Face" at it's best...Sure, FireCrotch protects your knees, but what STD has she smeared in the crotch of those leggings? Hmmmm? Burning much???? Yeah, I thought so....

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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 22, 2008 - 6:42pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 22, 2008 - 10:51pm.
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You are soooo right!! I pity the piano. It was white. I'll bet it is various shades of pink now. If there was a ghost in it, I'm sure it willingly went into the light to escape the clutches of Moo-riah.

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Submitted by Kizzy on July 22, 2008 - 11:49pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 22, 2008 - 6:42pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 22, 2008 - 10:51pm.
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We can only hope she didn't put Hello Kitty stickers all over it, ROFL

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Stickers? Not MeMeMe, she'll painted a Hello Kitty picture on it and painted what's left bubble gum pink.

~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥

that shirt makes it look like she's perspiring an awful lot
I'm guilty or wearing leggings, the trend just won't die!

Leggins, oh the horror!

One of the worst fashion trends in the past 20 years.

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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 22, 2008 - 6:42pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 22, 2008 - 10:51pm.
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We can only hope she didn't put Hello Kitty stickers all over it, ROFL

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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Submitted by Kizzy on July 22, 2008 - 10:51pm.

It's absurd. Not one of these celebs can "recrate" or "recapture" or whatever else they claim do - what Marilyn had.

I know. Just when I thought Mariah couldn't be any dumber, I find out she owns a "haunted" piano.

~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥
Christina Aguilera's first (TV) performace since giving birth 9/9/08 - Fashion Rocks!

Hold the phone... Those leggings sold out, and there is a waiting list. Unbelievable!

"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader

I wonder if her and SamRo use toys.

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Submitted by Sheeps on July 22, 2008 - 5:36pm

that's exactly who buying this shit and all these little rich bitches too who think their being "cool"

*faux lezzie marilyn monroe wannabe is the new bi-sexual

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You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that

I saw how much those flimsy dick sucking whore hose were....cant believe anyone agreed to pay that much!!! WTF?! 135 dollars?? What?? Cum again!

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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 22, 2008 - 5:45pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 22, 2008 - 10:35pm
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I had to laugh at that. For reals! I have no idea why they all feel the need to latch on to Marilyn, but they do. Hoping a little of that genuine stardust might fall on them, I guess. The haunted piano takes the cake, though.

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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Submitted by Kizzy on July 22, 2008 - 10:35pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 22, 2008 - 5:03pm.

Moo-riah bought MM's supposedly "haunted" piano.

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Oh for christ sake! *bangs head against wall*

What does that air head know about anything, least of all ghosts? Stupid skank.

~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥
Christina Aguilera's first (TV) performace since giving birth 9/9/08 - Fashion Rocks!

Speaking of leggings, HoHan's line of slut pants are selling out! Intuition sold out of that shit after only one week
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Great, they will be on the street now, and its a guarantee they will be in Tampa aka skankville.

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Submitted by NovaNightly on July 22, 2008 - 5:30pm

Maybe she would have lived longer, if she only had a pair of those very special leggings.

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Let's all recognize that this is a little awkward situation between friends at the welfare store and let's go our separate ways, okay?

Well, if the Georgette Fielder-Civils of the world keep wearing them, they won't be hip much longer.

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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 22, 2008 - 5:03pm.

Moo-riah bought MM's supposedly "haunted" piano.

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Submitted by Always Sunny on July 22, 2008 - 5:24pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 22, 2008 - 5:19pm
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I can't remember if that was the one she got dismissed, or if she paid them off. Still high-larious, tho!!!!!

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WTF? Pendejas are actually buying this shit?!?

Submitted by Always Sunny on July 22, 2008 - 10:13pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 22, 2008 - 5:03pm

It's getting very old, isn't it? It was one of Madonna's many phases too.

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Old, it's ancient. You know when something been done to death when Vadge has done it too.

It would be nice of for once celeb took their 'inspiration' from themselves & came out with their own look, style, etc...but of course, that would require actually effort on the celebs part.

~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥
Christina Aguilera's first (TV) performace since giving birth 9/9/08 - Fashion Rocks!

Good...now I can tell my boyfriend I can't give him head because they sold out of the bj leggings...
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"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 22, 2008 - 5:21pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 22, 2008 - 5:19pm.
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I guess queefing white powder will give them away??

ROFL
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Submitted by Always Sunny on July 22, 2008 - 1:54pm.
I actually clicked on the blow-job leggings link and it says:

Check out Lindsay Lohan's hot new legging line, 6126 which, happens to be the birth date of Hollywood icon Marilyn Monroe-her inspiration for the collection.

How on earth is MM an inspiration for blow-job leggings? I just can't imagine her wearing anything resembling that. Black capris maybe, but not leggings.

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She's insinuating that Marilyn was a whore. You know...the whole JFK and RFK thingy....yeah...i bet she could've used a pair of those "whore hose" when she was with those guys. ;P lmao

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Submitted by Kizzy on July 22, 2008 - 5:19pm.

LOL! Then they can say 'it was the black kid!' Did those guys ever get around to suing her for that whole high-speed chase thing?

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Submitted by Kizzy on July 22, 2008 - 5:19pm.

You know half the people that bought her leggings only bought them for the chance to say, "these are not my coke pants."
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But what if they ARE their coke pants, and they just, you know, hide it in the cooter?

You know half the people that bought her leggings only bought them for the chance to say, "these are not my coke pants."

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Submitted by LoLo on July 22, 2008 - 5:13pm.

gina bugers, ATF, DP, anal douche times, ad turtle peens are all veery mature things to say LCT!
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Turtle peens! Hee hee heee! The next uncut peen I come in contact with that happens to be sleeping, I'm going to draw the little combs on the shaft and a nice little turtle face on the head. Peekaboo!

Now don't you start a smear campaign!

Submitted by missy on July 22, 2008 - 4:22pm.
lolo wiping your ass with polyester would suck!! its non-absorbant.

Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 22, 2008 - 5:03pm

It's getting very old, isn't it? It was one of Madonna's many phases too.

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Let's all recognize that this is a little awkward situation between friends at the welfare store and let's go our separate ways, okay?

_Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 22, 2008 - 5:11pm.

gina bugers, ATF, DP, anal douche times, ad turtle peens are all veery mature things to say LCT!

bwaaaaaaaa he said gina buggers!
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For everyone at DListed who has recently insulted myself along with a few other posters for being too immature (you know who you are), please remember that MK posts things like 'gina boogies'. Stop being hypocrites, please.

Submitted by Always Sunny on July 22, 2008 - 9:54pm.
I actually clicked on the blow-job leggings link and it says:

Check out Lindsay Lohan's hot new legging line, 6126 which, happens to be the birth date of Hollywood icon Marilyn Monroe-her inspiration for the collection.

How on earth is MM an inspiration for blow-job leggings? I just can't imagine her wearing anything resembling that. Black capris maybe, but not leggings.

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I'm sick of celeb whores using Marilyn as 'inspiration' for shit. Unfitney did it. Christina did it. Linds is doing. ENOUGH ALREADY!!!!!!!

~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥
Christina Aguilera's first (TV) performace since giving birth 9/9/08 - Fashion Rocks!

_Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 22, 2008 - 4:57pm.
I totally bought all those

BWAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA

* whispers * shhhh i like lilo. she cant help it her momma didnt let her ass finish kindeygarden times!
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