Tuesday, July 22nd 2008

Natalie Portman Goes Bollywood


Natalie Portman dressed up as a Bollywood princess for her boyfriend's new video, “Carmensita." Natalie and folk singer Devendra Banhart have been boinking for about 4 months now.

I sort of have a minor crush on the bearded lady known as Devendra Banhart. I mean, Devendra Banhart sounds like the name of a silent movie star from the 1920s or the name of a gay pirate. And I like silent movie stars and gay pirates!

He's dreamy even though his music confuses my eardrums. Is this crap even music? Halfway through this shit, I actually forgot I was watching a music video. I was starting to confuse it with one of those annoying Fandango puppet commercials.

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Posted by: Michael K
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Submitted by mike on Tue, 07/22/2008 - 3:28pm.

Submitted by Clarisse on July 22, 2008 - 3:25pm.
How on earth do you go from hitting that hot little Gael Garcia Bernal to this smelly hairy freak????

DOWNGRADE!

Forget that - wasn't she banging a Rothschild?!?!

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Submitted by KA on Tue, 07/22/2008 - 3:27pm.

I made it to about 1:50. It's pretty damn retarded if you ask me.

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Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 07/22/2008 - 3:25pm.

How on earth do you go from hitting that hot little Gael Garcia Bernal to this smelly hairy freak????

DOWNGRADE!

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Submitted by jillybeans on Tue, 07/22/2008 - 3:25pm.

Did one of the captions say "I love you grandma- in a salad kind of way"?

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Submitted by Farrah on Tue, 07/22/2008 - 3:25pm.

My stomach only made it till 1:10.. anyone who endured more than that is the fucking hero of the day. Except for the American Apparel bitch, she should be given the Coco Cameltoe Award. She looks in pain, tho.
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Submitted by Justina on Tue, 07/22/2008 - 3:25pm.

Bollywood inspired stuff is so 10 years ago. Hasn't been out long enough to be in again.

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Submitted by kbug on Tue, 07/22/2008 - 3:25pm.

Dude needs a sammich. Love his music though.

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Submitted by annobanano on Tue, 07/22/2008 - 3:24pm.

I could've lived a full and happy life without a glimpse of Devendra pubes

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Submitted by cattitude on Tue, 07/22/2008 - 3:23pm.

Natalie must be completely dickmatized to have done this shit and flushed her career thusly down the proverbial toilet.

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Submitted by LoLo on Tue, 07/22/2008 - 3:23pm.

i dont like this bitch at all.

She smells strange and is fond of herself if ya know what i mean........
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Submitted by Regina on Tue, 07/22/2008 - 3:20pm.

Why didn't you tag Hotness? :(

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