Tuesday, July 22nd 2008
Natalie Portman Goes Bollywood
Natalie Portman dressed up as a Bollywood princess for her boyfriend's new video, “Carmensita." Natalie and folk singer Devendra Banhart have been boinking for about 4 months now.
I sort of have a minor crush on the bearded lady known as Devendra Banhart. I mean, Devendra Banhart sounds like the name of a silent movie star from the 1920s or the name of a gay pirate. And I like silent movie stars and gay pirates!
He's dreamy even though his music confuses my eardrums. Is this crap even music? Halfway through this shit, I actually forgot I was watching a music video. I was starting to confuse it with one of those annoying Fandango puppet commercials.
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Weed helps...lots of it. You will understand and see this video more clearly. heheheheh
And yeah...that
"I love grandma in a salad kind of way"...I was like WTF.
STILL...shoot me but i liked it. pffft!! ;P
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I might hit it if he trimmed.
Submitted by missy on July 22, 2008 - 12:45pm.
I guess I liked it because it was silly. It looked like he just kind of hatched this idea, got a little production cash together, rounded up his friends and shot it.
Im tired of everything in entertainment being so heavily produced. It looked silly and fun.
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I totally agree Missy. I liked it because it was fun and different. Didnt care to see Devendra's pubes though...that kinda ick-ed me out!!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 22, 2008 - 2:55pm.
Also she has made comments about Scarlett's boobage
Cocoa Mocha, who HASN'T made comments about Scarlett's boobs? Isaac Mizrahi felt her up! Does that make him straight?
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hmm. you have a point.
I thought it was funny, daft & OTT but care not a jot for either NP or DB. As has been said, gotta be better than watching a 15yr old give you a bj via camera even if you are female.
I must confess i did not watch the video yet!
I just went right gAElllllllllllllllllllll
I would scream his name like BLAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake!
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I like it.
Meh. I don't get it. I'll go smoke some weed and watch it again. It'll make more sense then. :D
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Pretentious posers with B.O. who take themselves way too seriously. Still, I'd take this over Miley Cyrus ANY DAY! Agreed!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 22, 2008 - 2:55pm.
Also she has made comments about Scarlett's boobage
Cocoa Mocha, who HASN'T made comments about Scarlett's boobs? Isaac Mizrahi felt her up! Does that make him straight?
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I know, Ive done sexy times with girls and Im straight.
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I loved it too!! CALIENTE!!!
Oh hippies!
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Also she has made comments about Scarlett's boobage
Cocoa Mocha, who HASN'T made comments about Scarlett's boobs? Isaac Mizrahi felt her up! Does that make him straight?
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"Yeah. I want at least five kids. I want twins. Blake is gonna be the most amazing Dad. When Blake was about we talked about it all the time."
-Amy Winehouse
I think is cute and harmless
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
I'd rather see more weird non-mainstream stuff like this (even though I don't really care for it too much personally) than more Miley, Montag, Lohan, Hayden, clones spewing out their overproduced generic corporate schlock.
The best part of this video are the green dancing dudes (1:40 - 1:50)
I dont think it was trying to be authentically Bollywood or Indian at all. I think it was just a nod to some of the aspects of those things that the artist is fond of.
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LoLo,
Electric Tuba...hmmm...he was a keeper!
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Devendra Banhart's music sucks worse than almost anything I have ever heard. I would rather listen to William Shatner intoning "Lucy in the Skies with Diamonds."
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i just wanna nestle my face into dev's bush. A gael dev threesome would be cumtastic.
very weird... I LIKE :)
Submitted by Hekki on July 22, 2008 - 12:48pm.
3. Isn't Carmensita more Mexican than Indian?
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Oooh did someone mention Gael Garcia?! Hmmm Yum!
1. She's gorgeous.
2. She's going through another phase that all rich girls go through. They like to have sexy times with different ethnic types. Oh, we all do it. Catholic Girls and Muslims. Jewish boys and shiksas. Black guys and Irish girls. Etc.
3. Isn't Carmensita more Mexican than Indian?
Submitted by Cocoa Mocha Sugar on July 22, 2008 - 12:46pm.
so basically this guy is her beard.
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So don’t forget what I told you
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MK thought that Anne hathaway was the closet lesbian, but it's actually natalie portman. She's very pretty and smart, no one suspects her but she's got the lesbian vibe.
Also she has made comments about scarlett's boobage which was a dead giveaway and i've read some of her comments about possibly falling in love with another woman before.
so basically this guy is her beard.
Submitted by LoLo on July 23, 2008 - 1:00am.
dude i would break his back! I would Make sure this hot bitch cracked his pelvis! Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaael
I didn't know who Gael Garcia Bernal was, so I googled him, and hell yeah, right there with you LoLo!!
Its kind of trying too hard... I know, i know its supposed to be funny, it just seems ,for lack of a better word... Lame!
Eh, maybe i just don't have a sense of humour today, but that's ok with me. *shrugs*
Clarisse--
Pure genius from the director of Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
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So don’t forget what I told you
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I guess I liked it because it was silly. It looked like he just kind of hatched this idea, got a little production cash together, rounded up his friends and shot it.
Im tired of everything in entertainment being so heavily produced. It looked silly and fun.
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Must get band-aid to cover my bleeding eyeholes. I watched it and really have nothing to say except WTF. Really boring day for them huh?!?!?
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Mrs K.,
The Science of Sleep is probably one of my top fav's, but i've never known anyone else that saw it!!! You and I go together like butter 'n biscuits!
Stewie,
SPOT ON!! Vincent Gallo!
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mishma for the love of god!! we need some ACTION baby!!
*crying for the brit brit of 6 months ago*
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I just have to say...
Me and Natalie are likethis.
Hometown girls, me and her.
True story.
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_Submitted by Clarisse on July 22, 2008 - 3:33pm
YES!
True Story Time!
I went on a first and last date to see that movie at the Angelica on houston with a guy who said he was going to create and ELECTRIC TUBA!
AN. ELECTRIC. TUBA. YES. I. SAID. TUBA.
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Natalie Portman just dropped 5 notches on my hot meter.....
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Umm...eww.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 22, 2008 - 12:33pm.
"The Science of Sleep" ♥♥
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He does have a Vincent Gallo vibe -- or like that other douche with the really long testicles.
BTW, if you want some REAL Bollywood music -- check out the blog Music From the Third Floor http://thirdfloormusic.blogspot.com/
Someone needs to get a DUI, drug overdose, arrested, abortion, asthma attack. Fuck it I will do it myself, kids, warm up the Yugo, momma's on a mission
He's totally gross and has "douche" spelled all over him in a Vincent Gallo kind of way. not that I had any respect for her before, but regardless of her so-called education, she one dumb (and lacking in taste) ho.
I find this about as offensive as when someone burns their curry spiced lunch in the microwave at work.
Mike,
Yes she did. I tend to remember hot before uber rich. I'm a slut! =)
LoLo,
Yeah, he's a shortie, but i'd ride him like a circus pony!
Have you seen "The Science of Sleep" ??
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
I have the soundtrack from Monsoon Wedding and therefore consider myself an expert in Bollywood music.
That wasn't Bollywood.
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If there's pubic hair, it ain't Bollywood.
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
I LOVED IT!
a lot!
creative, funny, entertaining
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Submitted by Clarisse on July 22, 2008 - 3:25pm.
How on earth do you go from hitting that hot little Gael Garcia Bernal to this smelly hairy freak????
dude i would break his back! I would Make sure this hot bitch cracked his pelvis! Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaael
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Is this gossip? No really?
don't care, not going there.
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I listened to the whole thing--
Where's my award?
I didn't mind it- it looks like she was just fucking around with her boyfriend, and this isn't popular music exactly (understatement alert) so I don't know how many people are really going to see this other than on youtube. lol
Oh well, she's cute. I like her. I dunno why, but I likes her.
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