Tuesday, July 22nd 2008
Natalie Portman Goes Bollywood
Natalie Portman dressed up as a Bollywood princess for her boyfriend's new video, “Carmensita." Natalie and folk singer Devendra Banhart have been boinking for about 4 months now.
I sort of have a minor crush on the bearded lady known as Devendra Banhart. I mean, Devendra Banhart sounds like the name of a silent movie star from the 1920s or the name of a gay pirate. And I like silent movie stars and gay pirates!
He's dreamy even though his music confuses my eardrums. Is this crap even music? Halfway through this shit, I actually forgot I was watching a music video. I was starting to confuse it with one of those annoying Fandango puppet commercials.
VIA People
All of a sudden my pussy feels itchy....blech
The White Queen
OMG this vid sux. Feel bad for her. Girls, just learn to say "NO" sometimes!
Didn't like the video but I actually liked the song. Weird, i know.
I knew nothing about Devendra Banhart, so I wikipedia-ed the guy. It says he's a "gay Venezuelan-American folk rock singer-songwriter and musician." Either they're wrong or Natalie didn't get the memo.
**Lo q paso, paso...get over it!**
That shyte has to be the product of consuming copious amounts of LSD, peyote, 'shrooms and some ecstasy thrown in for good measure. That was a fucking bad trip for me just watching it.
(And that dude is flat-out narsty, especially all that greasy facial hair and those pubes sticking out of his pants.)
Fuck, that's awful.
WTF!!! WTF!!!
I like both of them. They make an attractive couple and Devendra Banhart's music is better on repeated listening. It takes a bit for your ear to adjust to something that sounds like it was made 35 years ago.
Watching this was more like being on phenobarbital than being on acid. You are confused, dizzy and generally nauseous. Only after a pheno nap, I couldn't remember a damn thing. When I close my eyes, I still see that dudes pubes. MAKE IT GO AWAY!
I liked the song and video.
Is it wrong for a woman to have a sugar daddy?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship, more on SugarbabyMeet.com
I haven't smoked weed in years so I'm obviously not in the proper frame of mind to "get" this terrible music and corny video.
Hooooooooookay...
Hee.
I really liked it.
#################################################
"I guess time seems to stretch out when you don't really give a fuck." -- MK, 07/07/08
I really like the song, and I love the video! Looks like they had a lot of fun!
"I used to be Snow White... but I drifted."
-Mae West
Submitted by boomsy on July 22, 2008 - 10:26pm
ROFL They are! As weird and altered as everything gets, there's still some semblance of order to it. There is no order to that mess up there.
************************************
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Thanks for clarifying things, Kizzy; I was hoping drugs would be more fun than that mess.
**********************************************
Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
Submitted by Sheeps,
Normally I don't recommend drugs but in this case you needs tracks to listen to his tracks.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Oh god it's another disease
And you just got rid of the last
You were beginning to feel OK
And the friends you gave it to
Were speaking to you again.
Submitted by boomsy on July 22, 2008 - 10:04pm.
Nope. Acid trips make more sense, the colors blend better, and you're not overwhelmed by cheesiness. And all music sounds good. And similar. Nope, nothing like an acid trip. This is more like PeeWee's Playhouse after hours.
************************************
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I watched it for about 5 seconds and I already forget what I saw but I am pretty sure that's more about trauma than boredom.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Submitted by boomsy on July 22, 2008 - 10:04pm.
I have avoided watching this, but now that you mentioned that, I will watch and report.
************************************
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Can someone with experience please tell me if watching that video was anything like being on an acid trip? Because I feel strange and confused by what I just saw, and I don't like the feeling.
**********************************************
Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
Ok, I guess no one told her that making movies/videos with your significant other was like the Hollywood kiss of death in relationships... I give her 3 more months.
**********************************************
Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
no...
_____________________________________________
butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
god, she has awful taste in men. this one looks like a really unkempt jesus.
Submitted by Condi the ingro... on July 22, 2008 - 4:23pm.
Uh, no - Natalie does not need a beard. Anyone who appears buck naked onscreen with Jason Schwartzman is not a lesbian.
---------------------------------------------
Being buck naked with a guy for a movie doesn't make you straight.
Submitted by Tubbies on July 22, 2008 - 4:45pm.
http://www.devendrabanhart.com/photospage.html
Which of you sluts actually thinks that's HOT????? Baaaaaaarf
I defy anyone to listen to a whole CD of his music. I have a family member who wanted to marry him a few years ago. I really tried to listen to his crap, with an open ear. But I can't even listen to one track without feeling queasy.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Your manuscript is both good and original; but the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good. (SJ)
http://www.devendrabanhart.com/photospage.html
Which of you sluts actually thinks that's HOT????? Baaaaaaarf
Uh, no - Natalie does not need a beard. Anyone who appears buck naked onscreen with Jason Schwartzman is not a lesbian. Sure, I'll bet she's munched a little carpet in her day, but by and large I think she worships the peen.
Submitted by madam s. on July 22, 2008 - 1:41pm.
Even in a crappy music video she's the least talented thing.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Have you seen My Blueberry Nights? She wasn't too bad in that. She was actually pretty good!
-☮'---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
So don’t forget what I told you
Don’t come around I got my own hell to raise
Okay, what is it with Portman and Latinos? And who even knew Banhart WAS Latino? The lyrics to that song bore absolutely no relation to the subtitles in the video, but I suppose that was the point.
And I'm also ashamed to admit that at one point in my life I dated a guy who was a ringer for Banhart. Less hair, both cranial and pubic, but very like him nonetheless. Watching the video I could almost smell the patchouli. Ah, happy times in my youth. And yeah, I can see why she's attracted to him - it's this odd hyper-man/strangely feminine thing about hippies...
Why is it after watching that video, I have an all new appreciation for Kevin Federline's Paopeengina or whatever it was called?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Oh god it's another disease
And you just got rid of the last
You were beginning to feel OK
And the friends you gave it to
Were speaking to you again.
can't watch it without sound...
but I do have to say that "Chinese Children" by Devendra Banhart, is like, one of the best songs around.
~faith salon...a face full of fashion.
Huh. I like the song + Video.
---------------------------------------------
Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
That octopus in the video has better acting skills than Natalie Portman. I bet he is also more intelligent, even without bought Harvard diploma.
--------------------------
Shoes are the exclamation point at the end of the fashion statement.
-Laurie Schecter
a good change of pace from over-produced, uninspired hollywood crap.
wtf!? it was so fucking bad it didn't even make me laugh.
So so wrong.
I thought the video was pretty cute. The ending gave me a laugh. The music is not my cup of tea, but I doubt I'll have to worry about hearing it overplayed on the radio or anything.
I liked Natalie in Closer, but aside from that, she's too boring to bother me much.
"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."
Good Lord
Horrible
I like it! I'm digging the Bollywood vibe and the Spanish lyrics. Unexpected in a good way.
Devendra Banhart is certainly not for the Bon Jovi fans, if u give him a listen he is very eclectic and charming, as well as multi lingual, give talent a chance, Antony and The Johnsons are very cool but not for everyone.
Christianity is the stick they beat people with...lesliesmith2007
He looks as if he has not bathed in I don't know how long.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Wow, in one video I just stopped liking Natalie Portman.
That boyfriend better thank his lucky stars he's dating her cause in a few years he'll be lucky to get a date with anyone.
____________
People Suck!
Submitted by mishma on July 22, 2008 - 3:40pm.
Someone needs to get a DUI, drug overdose, arrested, abortion, asthma attack. Fuck it I will do it myself, kids, warm up the Yugo, momma's on a mission
============
**pulls out hitchhiker thumb**
Pick me up on your way.....we need to enable all the hollywood hoes who are on the wagon.
**packs bong and crack pipes**
http://fuzzygalore.buzznet.com
Team Troll - cause Spencer is a douche.
I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
What the hell did I just watch?
oh well, she looked nice dressed as the octapuss. lol!
============
http://fuzzygalore.buzznet.com
Team Troll - cause Spencer is a douche.
I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
Submitted by missy on July 22, 2008 - 12:43pm.
mishma for the love of god!! we need some ACTION baby!!
*crying for the brit brit of 6 months ago*
---------------------------------------
Jump in the Yugo, hot bitch, I gots us some Hot Pockets and a fifth of Beam, let's go to Brit's house and set up a Brit trap!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 22, 2008 - 3:46pm.
Clarisse--
Pure genius from the director of Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
------------
my favorite love story.
i also downloaded the calendar of destruction from The Science of Sleep.
the video fits the caste system.
____________________________
Blogs aren't for the sensitive at heart - FU
I'm NOT an economist, I'm an optimist. GW Bush
Even in a crappy music video she's the least talented thing. But at least this feels like a big step in never having to see her annoying face on the screen ever again. I just saw someplace that she's going to make a guest appearance on some design reality show as well. The fact that she's EVER in a film is as offensive as Paris Hilton getting into films.
Submitted by shakeitout on July 22, 2008 - 4:27pm.
i'm a total sucker for guys with beards and long hair.
Banaroo and Phish shows must be like total PORN to you :)
______________________________________________
We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Memo to Natalie Portman ~
appearing in your boyfriend's video is NOT a good idea.
Remember Affleck in the JLo video?
It's career suicide.
i'm a total sucker for guys with beards and long hair.