Some Things Are Better Kept To Yourself
Sherri Shepherd, second dumb-bitch-in-command next to Elisabeth Hasselcrack on "The View," told a Christian women's magazine that she has "had more abortions than I would like to count." Somebody get Guinness World Records on the phone!
Sherri opened up to Precious Times magazine about her rough past which included drugs and fucking tons of dudes. She said, "My sister was heavy into drugs, and we would have to go and get her from crack houses. I was sleeping with a lot of guys and had more abortions than I would like to count." She can count?!
Sherri, who was a Jehovah's Witness at the time, said she was involved in a very abusive relationship. When she converted to Christianity, everything changed for her, "God showed me that it would make a difference. I ask the Lord, 'Why am I here?' I have to trust God when He says, 'Because I said so.'"
She also thinks Barbara Walters needs saving, "Oh, sometimes I say, 'Lord, Juanita Bynum or Joyce Meyer would be so good at this table. They could lay hands on Barbara Walters and get her saved.'" I can already hear Barbara screaming, "Thut up, Therri!"
Sherri, just because you have a mouth, doesn't mean you need to use it all the time. Even I keep some things to myself, like the time I let some 75-year-old pepaw pay me to play with his shriveled turtlehead. I've never told anyone that.......until now.
VIA UsWeekly
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She didn't need God, she needed condoms.
Holy moses this woman is dumber than a box of rocks!!
God told me I should talk about my THOUSANDS of abortions(not to mention those STD's that just wont go away).... "Because I said so"!!!!
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I never met a joint I didnt light!
so this pig believes in abortion a thousand fold but had trouble believing the world was round? (or whatever the hell she believes)
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Miss your fucked up ways on my fucked up days.
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What a retard.
And I don't believe for one second that she had MULTIPLE abortions.
Precious Times magazine?
She said, "My sister was heavy into drugs, and we would have to go and get her from crack houses. I was sleeping with a lot of guys and had more abortions than I would like to count."
All in one breath, lovely.
Gee Sherri Berri, how about doing yourself a favor and find that inner slut again, you sounded much more interesting then.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Fuck off you cunt!!
Actress Kay Francis had ten abortions in the 20s/30s, which I can only imagine involved coat hangers and bathtub gin. TEN. Beat that, Sherri, and STFU while you're at it. Does this ho say anything worthwhile?
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08